Prad Bitt

@SumUp Any workarounds or I just have to immigrate? 🤦‍♂️

@nickmwangemi Dear Prad, We presume the reason you are being blocked is because you are currently located in Kenya, a country where our services are not available, meaning your IP address will be blocked. The same applies if you are using a VPN, for which we apologise. Best regards. SumUp.

@SumUp I'm having trouble signup for a developer account. I'd like to integrate via API

When you try to explain your experience to the recruiter and they have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

Finding out your old company has been a dumpster fire ever since you left

Candidate: "When can I get feedback on the interview I took 3 weeks ago?" Recruiter:

Did you know that cash bail is not a fine, but a refundable deposit? It serves as a guarantee that an accused person will return to the station or appear in court as required. If all dates are honored and the accused appears before court, you are entitled to get 100% of your money back. ​Always demand an official Police 18A receipt, which is your only proof of payment. If you lose it, you will need to swear a legal Affidavit of Loss before a Commissioner for Oaths and obtain a Police Abstract to claim your refund. For extra caution, take a photo of the receipt immediately to have a digital backup. ​#Utumishikwawote #KnowYourRights #PoliceBail #LegalTips #KenyaPolice

Kenya’s imported cars face total taxes of about 70%–100% of their value, pushing prices higher. Here is the explanation of how the taxes are structured. Save the thread below:

Morning Bathrobe Rant: AI out-codes you; deal with it.

😭naisha bado

Hii mambo ya starting salary is a long con. Piece of advice to anyone. The only time you have the most leverage to negotiate compensation is before you sign that contract. Make sure the base salary is satisfactory. Fat base salary beats equity every single time. Equity isn't assured as some are tied to performance, some companies might not honor them, some straight up collapse before you can cash in. Negotiate favourable terms before you sign otherwise you shall not believe

It is , and I would even dare say that when your partner’s people hate you , they are not the enemy, they are not hating, the actual enemy here is your woman.. she told them things they found unforgivable

Mangai next gearhaus road trip ni kama tutaenda Ruiru wallahi.

When oil was at historic lows of $67 last year, they refused to lower the prices and pass on the savings to us. Now, it's heading to $120 a barrel. And they are already asking us to swallow the pain through higher prices. Kazi yetu ni kumeza uchungu, na wao wakule mautamu.

you throw one molotov cocktail and suddenly captain skynet is a socialist

Patriot

you ate bangers n mash, and came to speak with the gaffer

Obinna aniweke ring moja na huyu youth leader...niwapee holiday

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

Watched an Alex Mwakideu interview the other day he was talking to the legendary judge from Vioja Mahakamani. Millennials, you know her ~That no-nonsense mama who took zero nonsense in that courtroom. Now here’s the wild part they never had scripts. Not a single one. They’d just show up, pick roles, agree on the case, and go. Cameras rolling, take one, done. So every punchline Alphonse Makacha and Dot Makokha ever dropped? Pure improvisation. No rehearsal. Nothing prepared. Just talent doing its thing in real time. Kenya really had something special with that crew. And here’s the part that gets me AG Amos Wako was fully behind the show. He’d supply them with real court cases and actual judgments from Kenyan courts. So when the judge passed her verdict on screen, it wasn’t made up. It was legally accurate, straight from the constitution. Comedy on the surface. Civic education underneath. That’s a level of craft most productions today can’t touch. Golden era. Salute to those legends. 🫡

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