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@mungereti @HusseinMohamedg @africaupdates Nyinyi ndio mulisema hamuta kula Barabara, sindio😂🤣

@HusseinMohamedg @africaupdates Kenyans dont even want stadiums. What happens if there is a stampede and 200people are taken to hospitals that are not properly equipped. Kwanza how will the 200 people get to hospitals when ambulances are used in political rallies and kosokoso.

Promise made. Promise delivered. Kamukunji Amphitheatre & Recreation Grounds in Kamukunji Constituency, complete with a cultural centre, library, basketball, soccer & boxing facilities under President Ruto’s Urban Renewal Program. More to come: riverfront, markets & green parks.

@CollinsLautani @HusseinMohamedg Now tell us how the community contributed. Kipole pole Tu brother. 😂

@HusseinMohamedg This Ground was Built by the Community just like the Rest around Kamukunji Constituency.

@Moha51819 @bungomaduke Indeed u r a nursery think tank. It is your opinion so let others think otherwise.

@bungomaduke Kama mtu anajua kusoma na kuandika anafikiria ivo what about illiterate in his village???hawaoni huyu mwizi amemaliza kenya

Kijana ya Sugoi will get over 95% of Western Kenya region votes. You might be wondering why Sisi nowadays hatuendi Streets for protests. Maandamano Imetuchosha. Unakata miwa yako Leo then Friday jioni or Saturday morning unapata pesa zako kwa account. Infact nowadays pia kuna option ya Mpesa. Unaeza tumiwa direct Mpesa kama it's not over 300K. Sasa nguvu ya kuenda Maandamano mtu atatoa wapi to be honest? 1 tonne goes for a minimum of 5850, mbolea is just 2500. Watu wa Western hakuna kitu tunadai Ruto. Wewe Tia bidii kwa shamba. Mbolea ametupea. There's market for both our maize and Sugar cane. Payment tunapata almost immediately. Sasa mbona tuende maandamano? Kwani Sisi ni wazimu? TUTAM ✌️

@am_lord_ryan @baroswahjr 😂🤣

@baroswahjr Why would i abduct someone and take them to a police station, anyway lesson learnt always mind your business.

Dennis Njuguna, aka Cokora wa Nairobi, has landed in some deep shiet! On Monday this week, while driving along Thika Road with his crew, he spotted a car being driven recklessly. Fearing it could cause an accident, he blocked it. The driver turned out to be a 20-year-old with no license. A commotion broke out, and as a crowd began to gather, Cokora feared the young man might face mob justice. He stepped in, placed him in the boot of his car for safety, and drove him to Juja Police Station. He recorded an OB, but just as they were about to leave, things took a sudden turn ,they were detained and accused of abduction. Meanwhile, the same driver they had taken to the station was released immediately. Yesterday, the matter was settled after they paid the boy’s family KSh 25,000. But unexpectedly, a new charge of robbery with violence emerged, and he was detained again. This morning, he is at Thika Law Courts, still unaware of who the complainant is.

@MayaSkye08 @realMaalouf Bro, that one is abit difficult now😭black lives don't matter.

@realMaalouf Okay..now do a cross for every black person murdered or incarcerated under Apartheid

🇿🇦Each cross represents a white farmer who was murdered in South Africa. And some people still deny that white South Africans/Boers are persecuted and say they don’t deserve asylum because they are white. This looks like a genocide.

@RobinsonDolla @TheNairobiTimez Wacha ufala!😂🤣

@TheNairobiTimez Kisii Kuna gorofa?

Residents in Kisii have been left baffled after a shocking video surfaced online showing an electric concrete pole mysteriously releasing a steady flow of water from a hole. In the shared clip, the pole appears to function like a fountain, with water continuously gushing out despite no visible connection to a water source. The unusual incident has sparked curiosity and concern among locals, with many questioning how water could accumulate inside an electric structure. Video 📽️👇

@i8SocialMedia @C_NyaKundiH @Kibet_bull So with your little mind,only your community should lead this nation? Lol! Get out of here. 🥴

@C_NyaKundiH @Kibet_bull I’m sorry but the people of Nyanza should never ever lead this country. Look at all the goonism against their own people just this year alone. This is too much!

Former president Bunge la Mwananchi Francis Awino who was attacked by goons sent by Energy CS Opiyo Wandayi after doing a press at Milimani calling for his resignation recovering at hospital

@muokiones @ntvkenya Now c the way ume redusiwa to zero🤣 hapa X, U don't just comment like fwaa!

@ntvkenya Huyu jamaa hafai kuhurumiwa sana coz his county especially luanda, insecurity is very high and does not bother. People for years have been calling for help but deaths increase daily

CCTV footage captures Senator Godfrey Osotsi being attacked by armed men in Kisumu

@StandardKenya It's jst the other day he was in hiding as police camped at his office to arrest him . Now the police r in his meeting 🤔🤣😂

Governor Sakaja convened a joint coordination meeting comprising the Nairobi City County Assembly Speaker and assembly leadership, the County Commissioner and NGAO team, the Regional police command, Govt reception and state house protocol ahead of this Thursday's historic Presidential address to the people of Nairobi through the County Assembly. Photos: [GPS]

@Paul_Muite Wait untill you get tht power. We won't b surprised. Muko tu sawa nyinyi wote😂😂

Is this the same John Mbadi I used to know, who had an impressively brilliant mind, especially in matters of figures and the economy? What happened to the Mheshimiwa Mbadi I knew?

@OkothOwino4 @KinyanBoy This is what Baba did with mau forest and demolishing house to create bypasses. He lost many votes but hurray!! now you are enjoying his sacrifice.😂😂

@KinyanBoy "Why is the president spoiling 7million votes for 800 thousand votes, very unambitious fella😂"

Gikomba’s shoe market section demolished overnight, displacing hundreds of traders as authorities enforce a 30-meter riparian buffer along the Nairobi River.

@Sondiyeh @Bossyator @victor_kuloba 👍

@Bossyator @victor_kuloba Simple contractual terms... was Storage part of the conversation? If yes the buyer should pay, with clear rates

In January, there's a guy who purchased re-bars at a hardware in Kitengela, Kajiado. He paid in full amount (800k) but didn't collect the goods instead he asked the hardware owner to keep them for him but got a receipt. Ofcourse the prices of rebars have gone up since then. This morning he asked the hardware owner to prepare the rebars for him to collect. The hardware owner says, yes the rebars are available but the prices I got this stock for were higher so you have to top up 400k to make 1.2m. My friend is demanding his rebars, at the amount he purchased them in January. The hardware owner on the other hand says you either top up 400k or I refund your 800k. Who's right, who's wrong?. Discuss.

@ScarPlusity @Bossyator @victor_kuloba Wueeh!

@Bossyator @victor_kuloba Hata wewe unargue aje? Does the supplier offer storage services? No. The buyer can argue the supplier didn't have the desired quality at the time. In this case, supplier apatiane items tu roho safi.

@Benjamin1581498 @Bossyator @victor_kuloba Wueeh! Noma Sana.

@Bossyator @victor_kuloba The point is clear, he sold items that belonged to the buyer without consent, and therefore the buyer should collect the exact bars unconditionally.

@joemluya4 @WilliamsRuto Was wondering too🤔

@WilliamsRuto My own thinking: Why do we have to source experts and engineers from other countries, while our own parents spend millions of shillings to educate us. Is it because we are constructing these projects we put in high prices or the Chinese are cheaper. We have land and resources.

Met China Communications Construction Company Chairman Song Hailiang, State House Nairobi, ahead of Thursday's and Saturday's launches of the extension of the Standard Gauge Railway (SGR) from Narok to Kisumu and onwards to Malaba respectively. The SGR extension will position Kenya as the regional trade and logistics hub, linking Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, South Sudan, and the Democratic Republic of Congo to the Port of Mombasa while unlocking the economic potential of Western Kenya. It will also ease road congestion by shifting bulk cargo to rail, cutting costs, saving time, and improving safety across our highways. China Communications Construction Company Vice-President Chen Zhong and China Road and Bridge Corporation Chairman Du Fei were also present.

@KenyaPower_Care kindly we have not had electricity for four good days in umoja one J H and G. Resident have reported and all they get are reference no. What is happening?? Maandamano loading kindly kplc avoid it.

@FGaitho237 Boss Kwani aliketi na kiti Kwa matopee then waka leta Kwa red carpet? 🥴Ona mguu ya kiti iko na matopee🤣. Boy be smart!!

THE MUDDY BOOTS PSYOP: How Kenyan Politicians Weaponize Sympathy to Manufacture Votes Through Fraudulent Camaraderie Look at the image: British puppet William Ruto seated on a red-carpeted stage in a formal suit, yet his shoes and trousers are caked in thick mud - deliberately highlighted by that green circle. This is not accidental. Corrupt influencers are already flooding timelines with it to sell the ultimate sympathy narrative: “See? He is humble. He is one of us. He walks in the same dirt as the poor.” This is the classic psychological ploy in action - manufactured sympathy creating fraudulent camaraderie. The tactic is recycled. The same muddy imagery was used when Jeffrey Epstein harlot Uhuru Kenyatta campaigned in the rain and mud: photos designed to humanize him, sanitize his record, and make voters feel an emotional bond with a man who supposedly shares their struggles. Here’s how the mind trick works: • The image triggers instant identification “He suffers like me.” • It bypasses rational judgment of policy, economy or governance. • It creates fake solidarity - a false “we are together” feeling that makes criticism feel like betrayal. • On election day, that engineered emotion is cashed in as votes. The red carpet stays underneath. The power structure never changes. Only the illusion of shared hardship is sold - at zero cost to the politician, maximum return at the ballot. This is not humility. 
This is calculated vote harvesting dressed in mud. The sympathy tactic doesn’t lift anyone out of poverty. It keeps the voter emotionally chained while the real game - power and control - continues uninterrupted.

@MwakaKelvin @georgediano @grok 🤣😂

@georgediano Depends on the size of the GDP you mlalahoi. For instance, 3% of a 30 trillion GDP is 900 billion USD. @grok give perspective into this to educate this learned delusional fella. How many economies surpass this figure as a percentage of total countries and territories?

The U.S. can't even dare to threaten North Korea because Kim Jong Un’s regime is very well prepared for any kind of war. North Korea is estimated to spend around 35% of its GDP on the military. To put that into perspective, the United States spends about 3% of its GDP on defense, and China spends less than 2%. That’s a massive difference. It means that for North Korea, the military is the top priority, even above economic growth or improving living standards. But the main reason why the U.S. can't attack North Korea is that it has nothing of economic interest. Iran has oil.

@ayielar @omutoli @HonMosiria Alafuu juu ya rangi ndio maana ume ongea. Racism iko juu .

@omutoli @HonMosiria Where did it happen?

I don't like Kanjo, you won't find me fighting for Kanjo but y'alls, in 2026 the year of our Lord this cannot be happening!!! That choke hold is a No No @HonMosiria ako wapi???? Ooh wait ako studio anatoa disstrack. We cannot be recolonized like this guys.

@Peterium @cbs_ke 🤣😂 hiyo ni Kali.

@cbs_ke Avoid helping in situations where only God is your witness

Whoever took this video FAILED the Boy! Very heartbreaking 💔