Nick

Added some newer versions and procured a couple of the older ones. @StegmansSC #HandsomeSince2010

I am selling 1 verified ticket for U.S. Women's National Team v China PR on May 30th, 2025 at Allianz Field, Saint Paul via Ticketmaster. Interested? my.ticketmaster.com/ds/vQGAAvte0e/…

I am selling 2 verified tickets for U.S. Women's National Team v China PR on May 30th, 2025 at Allianz Field, Saint Paul via Ticketmaster. Interested? my.ticketmaster.com/ds/vQGAAvIBFe/…

@mschoten What is tomato soup?

@nicksindt Condiment

Is applesauce a sauce or a soup?

Weird to read/listen to a head of state that speaks eloquently

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport - What's going on with your website? I can't: 1. Login 2. Can't download my statement to pay my bill 3. Can't pay my bill #1 & 3 seem like they're pretty important to you from a 'business perspective'

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport - Fix your website. You're making it impossible to log in and do even the most basic tasks like: 1) log in 2) make a payment 3) review my statement and download a copy

Watching Late Night with the Devil with my doods.

Is it legal for county buildings to have political signs.

@aagreene87 Congrats birthday buddy!

✨ 37 ✨ Bought a house for my birthday, can’t wait for these goobers to fall in love with our new home 🩵💙 Also can’t get them to look at the camera at the same time, but alas 🤷🏼‍♀️

Just overheard a U-10 co-ed soccer team named the Red Rockets…

@MovieReviewsIn Some wildly funny statements and bits. Great episode.

New ep! Join us as we throw 20 Q’s at Captain America: The Winter Soldier, like: Who’s more useless, Falcon or Hawkeye? How can the MCU be this good again? What robotic body part would we most like to have? #PodernFamily #podcast #Marvel

Sonya Massey should be alive today.

@devilkitpod USA Home: same-ish as 2020 USA Away: why? So bad. Mexico home & away: someone messed up

I told the woman at Costco handing out samples of Thinster Coconut cookies that I plan to crush them up and mix with (more) butter to create a crust for key lime pie. Her response “child, stop playin’”

@RichPrusha @Phil_Sledge

Post the last photo of your pet on your phone. I’ll go first. No cheating 💤 😴

@aagreene87 Such a happy boy! Breeze looks like a teenager that’s mad at you for all the pics you’re taking

Happy Friday, friends 🩵💙

Anyone ever contested a speeding ticket in Iowa? One where a camera was the thing that caught you?

@The_Kitsman @ASRomaEN @OfficialASRoma @Nike @nikefootball France 2014 was the same very similar to this but just a bit better for me.

❤️🧡🤍 THE BEST KIT OF ALL TIME. (🤜 Fight me)

I love my dogs but it’s the season of the ticks [in bed]