matthew aka niftytime
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matthew aka niftytime
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Forecasting at @QuotientHQ | Created @theWIPmeetup | Prev @Cent @Gemini @Samsung | @maxosirisart PFP | Gazer #196








Haven’t made videos since Friday… Spent time instead freaking out about a biopsy I’m getting tomorrow in my chest😭 I don’t talk about my health publicly but figured I’d do it because health issues are isolating and they shouldn’t be. Hopefully back to normal by Tuesday!

Deposit Wallets are live. New signups now get a deposit wallet at the door, and ghost fills should taper off through the day as the rollout spreads. We're monitoring performance closely.





The Portland Public Schools superintendent says the district is facing some tough decisions as it tries to close a roughly $56M budget deficit. "There's an old saying about kicking the can down the road. We've arrived at 'the can that has been kicked.'" bit.ly/4t3tzkE



holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.













