Sway

@luxemiaa Just don’t sit right behind him. That’s it

My uber driver told me NOT to sit behind me. Me: So where you would like me to sit? Uber: Sit behind the passenger seat. Me: Why, what’s the difference? Uber: I don’t like people sitting directly behind me Me: Ok, but why? (Because now I’m curious and confused) Uber: I don’t like when people are behind me, it makes me uncomfortable Me: Uhhh, ok sir. *looks at him in confusion the whole ride because he chose to do a job where people sit “behind him” 90% of the time*

@hell_line0 Because you’re getting to know someone the way they’re getting to know you. Or else why date

I just saw a woman explain why she doesnt do 50/50 on dates and her reasoning gagged me. She said : if i go alone id be paying for my meal, and if go on a date and pay 50/50 id still be paying for my meal so why would i want to get dressed up, spend energy on emotional labor, holding conversations, entertaining my date, if im just gonna pay for my own food anyway? Id rather wear my yoga set and scroll uninterrupted. And couldnt have said that any better!!!

this gotta be one of the hardest fits of all time

@goose702 Terrible take

I love Mike Tyson but he will go down as one of the most overrated boxers Of all time

@ogre_codes @TheCinesthetic Horrible take

@TheCinesthetic Killing off half of the hero’s including many I know are returning just killed the whole thing for me. The tension of having someone die in a movie is gone. Basically so unrealistic I quit Marvel right here.

The ending of Avengers: Infinity War (2018) lands like a punch. The snap happens, heroes start turning to dust, and the theater goes completely silent. One of the rare times a blockbuster lets the villain win and actually sit with it.

Flip 50 and get 2 of her later

@ycbnotes And the rest of the week?

I’m using my best friends bday this weekend as an excuse to act a fool

@realTrumpDucky @ByronMBader That’s not the point. You could say that about anything.

@ByronMBader It’s a free market. You don’t have to buy it if you don’t want to.

Going to need a 30 for 30 on how baseball hats cost $60 in 2026. What's happening here?

@waymoflydenu It’s amazing. Breaking bad is better.

The Wire is the greatest tv show of all time. We know this because every show y’all say is “good” is always compared to The Wire in a discussion. So let’s just stop the shenanigans.

100%

Donkey Kong Country

@SnazzyLabs Disagree

It’s wild how first-time Breaking Bad viewers see Walt as a sympathetic antihero worth rooting for. Rewatch it and you despise him from episode one. He was always an arrogant douchebag… you just didn’t notice.

@mornings0da Definitely is ART

I’m ready to get yelled at. Breaking Bad is good but not great. It’s entertainment, not art. The upper echelon of television does not include BB

@Tone314 You’re literally alone on this stance

This halftime show ass bro. Omg. I’m so mad. They could’ve put pit bull up here for this shit

@terre32594 @CousinTurn Looks matter. If you look like a foot you not gonna get as much shine even if you nice

@CousinTurn I guess bro😂😂😂💀 this tweet not it fam. It sound too feminine, like who cares how another man look. Was he a Baller or nah? Is he Hall Of Famer or no? I rest my case.

if Clyde Drexler didn’t look 45 years old at 27 he’d be one of the most popular players ever amazing name, super athletic, smooth game, big numbers, cool jersey. he had it all. but nobody cares bc he looked like 6’8 george jefferson doing it

@KNOWtheLEDGE4 @commssionersgf @2Cool2Blog This about money. Not about ghosting

@commssionersgf @2Cool2Blog Suing a nigga because they ghost you is corny.

Camron speaks on suing J cole on the new episode of ‘Talk With Flee’

@thetrillgent Title wasn’t crazy it literally was that

I’m not sure what triggered this but does anybody remember watching this in the 90’s? (title is crazy)

@24kRose_ Love the accountability

I knew I had a vacay coming up and I just kept eating. No one’s fault but my own.

@Melo_Malebo @Mbulelo_mighty Addiction can

@Mbulelo_mighty Access doesn’t force anyone to gamble their rent away and let’s remember free will and responsibility still exist

Casino Workers, what's the worst loss or worst case of gambling addiction you've seen ?

@jayjjalen No it’s not

The Batman is better than The Dark Knight in almost every way tho