Sway
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Sway
@ninoonassis
Wise guy, Counselor, Optimist, Philosopher and photo enthusiast. Life is beautiful if you just look up
Katılım Ekim 2012
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My uber driver told me NOT to sit behind me.
Me: So where you would like me to sit?
Uber: Sit behind the passenger seat.
Me: Why, what’s the difference?
Uber: I don’t like people sitting directly behind me
Me: Ok, but why? (Because now I’m curious and confused)
Uber: I don’t like when people are behind me, it makes me uncomfortable
Me: Uhhh, ok sir. *looks at him in confusion the whole ride because he chose to do a job where people sit “behind him” 90% of the time*
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@hell_line0 Because you’re getting to know someone the way they’re getting to know you. Or else why date
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I just saw a woman explain why she doesnt do 50/50 on dates and her reasoning gagged me.
She said : if i go alone id be paying for my meal, and if go on a date and pay 50/50 id still be paying for my meal so why would i want to get dressed up, spend energy on emotional labor, holding conversations, entertaining my date, if im just gonna pay for my own food anyway? Id rather wear my yoga set and scroll uninterrupted.
And couldnt have said that any better!!!
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I love Mike Tyson but he will go down as one of the most overrated boxers Of all time
Vinny’s Corner@VinnysCorner1
Iron Mike Tyson at age 20 was SCARY
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@TheCinesthetic Killing off half of the hero’s including many I know are returning just killed the whole thing for me. The tension of having someone die in a movie is gone.
Basically so unrealistic I quit Marvel right here.
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The ending of Avengers: Infinity War (2018) lands like a punch. The snap happens, heroes start turning to dust, and the theater goes completely silent. One of the rare times a blockbuster lets the villain win and actually sit with it.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
Name a movie or TV show that had a 10/10 ending
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@realTrumpDucky @ByronMBader That’s not the point. You could say that about anything.
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@ByronMBader It’s a free market. You don’t have to buy it if you don’t want to.
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I’m ready to get yelled at. Breaking Bad is good but not great. It’s entertainment, not art. The upper echelon of television does not include BB
Cinema Scene@CinemaScene404
The Wire or Breaking Bad. Which one is your favorite?
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@terre32594 @CousinTurn Looks matter. If you look like a foot you not gonna get as much shine even if you nice
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@CousinTurn I guess bro😂😂😂💀 this tweet not it fam. It sound too feminine, like who cares how another man look. Was he a Baller or nah? Is he Hall Of Famer or no? I rest my case.
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@commssionersgf @2Cool2Blog Suing a nigga because they ghost you is corny.
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@Mbulelo_mighty Access doesn’t force anyone to gamble their rent away and let’s remember free will and responsibility still exist
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The Batman is better than The Dark Knight in almost every way tho
Epic Mike@The_Epic_Mike
There should be no scenario where anyone thinks The Batman is better than The Dark Knight
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