Historically Confused and Bejeweled💎👑

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

This is what pro life is supposed to mean btw

@CatsandDogsmem @TheFigen_ An excellent justification for the existence of AI

Texas millionaire pays $10,000 for Cape buffalo (Black Death) safari - then killed by the 1,300kg beast he hunted.

@Maddy_Harp_001 @TheFigen_ “Tragedy”? No

🚨 FOR CONTEXT.... On August 3, 2025, Asher Watkins, a 52-year-old millionaire real estate executive from Texas and managing partner of Watkins Ranch Group, embarked on a high-stakes trophy hunting safari in South Africa's Limpopo Province. Organized by Coenraad Vermaak Safaris, the trip cost him around $10,000 for the chance to claim a prized Cape buffalo, often nicknamed "Black Death" for its aggressive temperament and massive 1,300kg (nearly 3,000 lb) frame. Watkins, an experienced outdoorsman who had hunted big game before, tracked the unwounded bull through thick bushland alongside a professional hunter and a skilled tracker. Cape buffalo are notorious for their intelligence, strength, and tendency to charge without warning, especially solitary "dagga boys" that circle back to ambush pursuers. In a sudden reversal, the buffalo turned the tables. Charging at speeds up to 35 mph, it gored Watkins in a brutal, unprovoked attack. The impact was catastrophic; horns pierced his torso, inflicting fatal injuries almost instantly. Despite the presence of guides, emergency response proved futile; Watkins died at the scene. The incident sparked widespread online reaction, from ironic commentary about the hunter becoming the hunted to debates over the ethics of trophy hunting. Some celebrated nature's swift justice, while others mourned the loss of a devoted father and successful businessman. His body was repatriated to Texas as human remains. The tragedy shows the raw dangers of big-game pursuits: even with preparation and professional support, the wild can reclaim dominance in an instant.

75 straight months of job growth under Obama. 48 straight months under Biden. That’s stability. That’s leadership. Then comes Trump and suddenly job growth flatlines and we’re losing 92,000 jobs in a single month. Stop pretending this is normal. Stop pretending this is “winning.” This is what happens when incompetence runs the economy. When will MAGAs finally wake up.

RIP to the Legend

Remember when MAGA melted down over Obama’s imaginary “pallets of cash” to Iran? Now Trump’s doing it for real — and not a peep.

Intelligence doesn't play a role in anything he does

@MeidasTouch #dookieDon something stinks...

@MeidasTouch @Jaquebelle

@MeidasTouch @patriottakes

Trump celebrates Robert Mueller’s death:

@MeidasTouch How very christian of him. ✝️

Happy first day of spring

So to recap: •Trump illegally bombed Iran. •Iran responded by closing the Straight of Hormuz, thus spiking oil prices. •Trump is now responding by lifting sanctions on Iranian oil, thus funding the regime he's bombing—all as the Straight of Hormuz remains closed. So in short, Trump bombed Iran, raised oil prices for Americans, and gave Iran more money. Masterful gambit by the author of the Art of the Deal. Are we great yet?

@SykesCharlie Related chart:

Making old tweets great again.