Ashley

@ChelseaFC Welcome to 1 game a week

Our newest addition. 👊

@LadyFranchy @JustEatUK @CraigDavid Driver must have spilt the drinks and just left them… I have been declined refund also, closing account and I am happy to be honest because they are a disgrace

@JustEatUK @CraigDavid I ordered macdonalds last saturday, got the food but 3 drinks missing. I have messaged you several times about it. You are telling me, i wont get a refund. So, who is going to pay for my drinks then. Look into it well, and stop stealing from hard working people.

Every Neighbour Got Their Flava! 🔥🎶🧡 Introducing Just Eat feat. @CraigDavid! 💯🙌

@rickygervais Of of your favourite scenes involves yourself…… Shock

One of my favourite scenes in Alley Cats is GUS trying to impress his date with his hunting skills. Funny & sweet. Drops next Friday on Netflix worldwide.

@AnthonyDaytv @LFC @LFCRetail

New liverpool away shirt has arrived! @LFC @LFCRetail

@SkySportsPL Can’t believe we didn’t as a league get rid of these…. We will never have a better chance again!

Roberto De Zerbi says Spurs are lining up another transfer "bomba" 👀💰

@campbellclaret @CountBinface Cover those other 2 faces immediately!!! Jesus Christ

We have been trying to get Nigel Farage on for ages. At least @countbinface didn’t bottle it … the Clacton challenger out soon.

We’re going crazy for John Stones 😎🕺🏻

@BlaqWit_MCFC Look at the space between the last 3 games😭😭 Utd 3 games in 10 days. Perfect Treble

Treble season was so fake man. Pep took us to the stars! 😭

@rickygervais Hard to watch this and then the unfunny one from Brent film and Afterlife started talking… turned off… Ricky needs get back writing with Merchant asap

Exclusive: Extended clip from Alley Cats

@andyburnham Young people are seeing undocumented men coming over on boats and asking why are we not stopping them

Let’s stop telling young people there’s only one way to succeed.

@dannyoh337 Order on the app and these bell ends will have to fetch your food and beer 👍🏻

That barmaid has excellent composure. She did amazing. Keep denying these idiots everywhere !!!

@andyburnham What day did you stop the people in boats?….

Five things I’ve done in my first week 👇🏻

@andyburnham So you have lied for a week…. What you going to lie about next week?

@ManCity City comes before Utd in the order but had to put United in for traction 😭😭😭😭😭

Never in doubt 🤷‍♂️

@BardOfNorfolk @LeeHurstComic Don’t put yourself down mate

@LeeHurstComic At least he’s had a career since the 90s… unlike some 🙄

I think even Gary Lineker knows his latest stunt has made him look like a prick,

@ManCity @premierleague @elljanderson Your Anderson will never…..

Welcome to City, Elliot Anderson 🩵

@FabrizioRomano Literally saying this shit because look at who sponsors them, bet he cringed when he had to even say it….

🩵👋🏼 Elliot Anderson: “For as long as I've known Manchester, City have been the KINGS of Manchester”. “#MCFC are winners, they’re relentless, and that's the sort of team I want to be a part of - champions and people who win trophies”.

@SkySportsPL Fuckin ell fire….. 😭😭😭💀💀💀

BREAKING: Manchester City have announced the signing of Elliot Anderson from Nottingham Forest on a five-year contract in a £116m move 🚨

@markwhiteTV Just you lads is it?……

BREAKING - More than 165 illegal migrants have arrived in UK waters, crammed on a ‘mega dinghy’ - smashing the record for the number of migrants on a single dinghy. The boat arrived in UK waters after 11am today. It’s the second day in a row people smugglers have launched these bigger boats.

@footballontnt Poor mans Danny Drinkwater….

Elliot Anderson with a statement that will be very popular with Man City's fans 👀🗣️ 💬 via Man City