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@leah_hat At 19 months I’m still breastfeeding and cosleeping. So I’m not leaving baby anywhere for any amount of time

I feel insane in a FB group with someone asking about leaving their 19 month old for a weekend retreat and every other comment is “NO I WOULD NEVER LEAVE A CHILD THAT YOUNG”

@deestiv They just changed it to 40.

I would love to have a serious and nuanced conversation about the age 35, 'advanced maternal age', and what that really means but this app is absolutely not the place for it unfortunately.

"In Spain, if your parents run out of money, you're put into public housing, gang raped by 78 IQ Muslim illegal immigrants and then the government kills you to harvest your organs."

@boygrrI I love them for this.

gen z is trying to cancel anal sex

@dafucboi Fresh air. Babies. Puppies. Kittens. Fields of flowers. Sunshine. Rain. The feeling of cool dark soil in my hands as I garden. Warm Sand beneath my feet at the beach. Hugs. Laughter. Being moved to tears by emotion. Love. Long walks. Music. Dancing. Health.

gun to your head name a reason to live

@mrsmeganeverly Love

What do we think Twitter?

@Tukanrastafario *Takes a drag from a cigarette * that was 3 accounts ago….

Hola gente ¿queda alguien de la primera camada Twitter 2011?

@barrel_rolls That’s when I started smoking. (I have now stopped cause my dad died of cancer after smoking40 years)

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

@conorjrogers Awe. You’re retarded.

One of the most radicalizing moments of my life was when I learned that they just stop collecting social security taxes on money earned over like $150K. Like you just suddenly keep 3-6% more money on all money over that threshold.

Assisted suicide is organ harvesting.

Anal is a low class, desperate, male-centered peasant activity performed to please closeted gay men with porn addictions. No respectable woman would ever participate in such a vile kink.

I think if you donate organs they should be bought by the hospital and go to your estate.

@FraserBerryFarm True

Everyone says around 18 months your brain goes “yeah I could have another” Is that true yes or no

@jazmineonika_ @erenfromtargets A 22yo that looks 39

@erenfromtargets Why is your dad trying to dad a 22 year old

my dad is dating someone he met online so i asked for a picture and he showed me this

@TheWealthMill @markcecchini It’s what the baby craves.

@markcecchini I’m not a client, but we had a girl a month ago. See some comments saying, “the water”. Can’t be, we only drink Brawndo in this household 😂

at least 12 of my clients have had new babies in the last year 11 / 12 were girls what is going on

@markcecchini Nature balancing the scales.

i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time

@wine_018 Geese are aggressive, you should have let them keep going until the geese got fed up. They could have lost an eye.

Saw two adolescent boys absolutely terrorizing a family of geese across a huge public park lawn. No reason. Just for fun. Scaring them. Chasing them. Trying to kick them. I was fifty yards away. “Hey! Leave the geese alone!” Nothing. “Hey!!! Stop chasing the geese!!!” They looked at me and hesitated. Then kept going. I summoned the spirit of every soul brutalized by men and said “LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!!!!!!!” The entire waterfront park stopped and the boys RAN to their dad. I am at the point where I have zero embarrassment for calling out men of every age for their actions. Whatever sickness men have, it starts young. It starts taking pleasure in the distress of others. I simply won’t stand for it. And parents! The fuq ya’ll doin with these boys????????

@NewswirePatriot Public hangings are the only solution.

Italy is causing an uproar after drafting laws to castrate rapists and pedophiles so they can NEVER reoffend or reproduce. Critics are calling it "state sanctioned torture." Is this torture or justice?

@KILLTOPARTY Yikes. If my friend said this to me I would be very frank about her prospects in the world and the level of regret she would have abandoning safe, good love for some possible adventure. All she will find out there at her age? Expert level manipulators, users and abusers.

Not me watching 40 something-year-old women ruin their lives for absolutely no reason