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PHOENIX, AZ // San Jose, CA Katılım Ocak 2009
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Nick@maietta·
Google search has been absolutely neutered. I can no longer find anything with it. I have to go use other search engine engines now.
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uɐpʇou@ ✸@notdan·
@FordFischer @storm1news Thanks for this reply, it’s fascinating seeing these (almost certainly) psyops play out in realtime - what do you think the goal even is with this stuff? Just curious what you think…. Great footage btw
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STORM NEWS 📰🗞️
STORM NEWS 📰🗞️@storm1news·
🚨 BREAKING: Protester blocking the entrance to the ICE facility in Chicago apparently thought she was above the law but ended up being hit with sting balls. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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uɐpʇou@ ✸@notdan·
We have definitely lost the plot in the USA…
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ADG@ADGactual·
@Juice5News Been having to use this a ton lately.
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Juice 5 News
Juice 5 News@Juice5News·
2 electricians from Port Richey, Florida were wrongfully detained and handcuffed for a shooting. A female officer can be seen repeatedly giving confusing orders, telling the man to get on his back then to lay on his stomach, all while Guns drawn. #Florida #Police
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AIPAC Tracker
AIPAC Tracker@TrackAIPAC·
Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza. Israel is still bombing Gaza.
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chaotic memes
chaotic memes@memechaotic·
Modern problems require modern solutions.
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uɐpʇou@ ✸@notdan·
@robertgraham I mean, maybe he should be fired for fucking up that badly, though. It’s a miracle it didn’t end in disaster and though I would’ve personally already resigned, perhaps termination is indeed the correct answer.
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Robert Graham
Robert Graham@robertgraham·
What worries me is that he's going to get fired (or denied promotion) because he admitted a mistake.
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pop
pop@trenthefuckout·
Lmao. Went on a Tinder date today. We were having a great time until she decided to go get weed from her boyfriend who I had no idea existed, not even 15 minutes after she swallowed my nut, I called to see what was going on and she answered while getting chewed out by her man. I’ve been through that toxic shit before, so I knew exactly what to do. I waited for the weed, acted like I didn’t hear anything, and used the information to my advantage. Now I knew why she was so nervous to hook up, so I set the mood perfectly. We finally hooked up, we smoked, ordered food, she went downstairs to grab it… and never came back up. 💀 Dating in 2026 is gonna be a nightmare.
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uɐpʇou@ ✸@notdan·
@A_Cute_Lynx Ty budday… I can’t begin to describe how horrific these attacks are… it’s life altering and I can’t figure out a diet or routine to fix it so far. I went for 5-6 weeks thinking I had figured it out, today came out of nowhere and has me curled on a bed :(
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Lynx
Lynx@A_Cute_Lynx·
@notdan oh no hopefully you get it figured out soon :(
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uɐpʇou@ ✸@notdan·
… and just like that, I’m back to debilitating pain while I puke unprocessed fat/grease because something is making my bile duct stop working whenever it feels like fucking my life up. #blessed
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uɐpʇou@ ✸@notdan·
@A_Cute_Lynx I still have hopes that it could be this, but I have way more symptoms of chrons :/ this is hell
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Lynx
Lynx@A_Cute_Lynx·
@notdan gallbladder?
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uɐpʇou@ ✸@notdan·
So many lucrative ways to make money these days, friends.
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lazyming
lazyming@vn_lazyming·
RAM is expensive these days :’/ Found a KVM bug that lets the guest eat the host’s RAM, but the guest itself loses nothing. That memory is never returned to the host - a permanent leak. Maybe this bug, someone could just drain entire physical host RAM of some cloud provider 🫪
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