king of water cup city

How are you gonna be discreet with the "DISCREET" soccer socks on

I get to go to the hazardous waste disposal facility later :D

@HateKillEIon Life can be so beautiful

@null_fruit There's gonna be so many gay guys in harnesses walking through my neighborhood on their way to the Leather Archives and Jackhammer 😈

IML weekend. You know what that means..... BEAUTIFUL BALD MEN IN MY AREA!!!!!!!

I need nightstands and to hang some more stuff up but don't worry about it

gm

I have a secret associate of science but I have a job so I don't really care about that right now

Wow.

@babywasteland What a beautiful guy. he was so lucky to spend his life with you 🫂

@will_selecta CONGRATS!!

@rudetrashbabe 🫂🫂

Also all the 18 year olds dress exactly like I did when I was 15, which is so beautiful to me

I work at Art School and the students have graduated; I really miss seeing the extremely fashionable international students. I was studying their outfits like *I* was in class

@rudetrashbabe shae I'm so sorry you've been going through this (I've been bad at being on the tl lately and just saw) and i love you so much. like sending you ALL my love. but also your takes on the nuances of dealing with grief are killing me and soooo relateable

I’ll buy crack before I buy twitter premium

You're so right. I would love to pay $2000 to housesit your 1br for two weeks while you're in Europe and feed your dog

@theweednumber he wants to meet you!!

Bought an entire new centerpiece for my fishtank because I got high and really worried that my fish was bored and needed more stuff to swim through (He is a fish)

@hell_doe great, it's time to grind the fucking nutmeg again. omg what if we added allspice 🙄

have to start writing the fall/winter menu. can't imagine anything more boring than that tbh