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@naiivememe Blocked

Just heard that someone who was 29 in 1996 is now 70

@Bitcoin_Teddy This never happened

A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now." Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.” The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old" Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop". The girl returns to her father & said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done". The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car. The girl drove to the passionate car club. She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.” Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ." The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.

Aaron judge when his team needs him most

@FICMBondTrader This never happened

There’s a restaurant that does free wings on your birthday One wing for each year You could share the wings among your group Apparently, some college kids got a check list of everyone’s birthday in a retirement home They would check them out of the home for free wings Kids were getting 92 wings for free. Bringing all their boys. All the old Vietnam vet would get out of the home.

@KimJongBettman *17 years

Sabres fans logging on to Twitter for the first time in 10 years to talk shit about how good their team is

@NHL @BuffaloSabres How do you have “highlights” and not show atleast some of the fights?

Presenting the highlights from yesterday's incredible Lightning vs. @BuffaloSabres contest that featured 15 (yes, 15) goals. Quite possibly one of the best games we've seen in recent memory.

@Carterefeupdate Why are there 80k people attending?

iShowSpeed scores his first ever goal and hits the SUIII in front of 80,000 fans 😭🔥

@frank_seravalli Who?

Trade details: To #Sabrehood: Sam Carrick To #NYR: 2026 BUF 3rd Round Pick 2026 CHI 6th Round Pick

@DraftKings 283 yards 2 tds before a season ending injury. Not wishing anything bad on the guy, it’s just a Buffalo thing

FILL IN THE BLANK ✍️🗣️ DJ Moore will have ____ receiving yards and __ touchdowns with Josh Allen as his QB 🦬💪

@_jordan_weber_ Diggs was younger and in his prime

@nytro016 Have to overpay to get one of the best FA on the market. Worked with Diggs.

Very indifferent on DJ Moore. Definitely an overpay, but whatever, it’s something in the WR room

@NHLRumourReport If that’s the cost, then I don’t know why the Sabres aren’t jumping on it. Hard to believe that was the asking price

James Murphy: The Bruins did look into...Blues center Robert Thomas; it is believed the cost would be top prospect James Hagens, the Bruins’ 2026 first-round pick, and current center Fraser Minten - RG (3/4)

@Mr_Husky1 What a stupid thing to lie about

My husby and I went out to dinner last night, and the bill came out to $200. I left a $50 tip on the table, thinking that was pretty reasonable. But the waiter looked at it and flat-out refused to take it. ​He told us that if we weren’t willing to leave at least $85, we shouldn’t be eating out in the first place. ​I was honestly caught off guard. I felt embarrassed sitting there, like we’d done something wrong. We weren’t trying to be cheap or disrespectful — I genuinely thought $50 was a fair tip for that bill. Now I keep replaying the whole thing in my head, wondering if I misjudged it and questioning whether $50 really wasn’t enough.😱 By Angela mcnutt

@KevinMassare Taylor Pyatt and a first

Sabres time. What are they trading for Robert Thomas? Lets see your best trade packages

@RobCzepita @EvanMahoney_ @jprutherford @JeffMarek I don’t freaking know, and I don’t really care. I’m just saying, the guy grew up an hour away from Buffalo, and he could go from the worst team in the league to a contender. Every person is different. Just because historically things happened or didn’t happen, doesn’t mean shit

@EvanMahoney_ @nytro016 @jprutherford @JeffMarek Their 5th leading scorer was Derek Roy from Ottawa. The era of them being the best team in the league still didn’t have Ontario guys waiving to go there. The need to trade for players that have no choice and hope they can keep them once they’re there.

Thomas has not been asked yet to waive his NTC to Buffalo. #stlblues

@RobCzepita @jprutherford @JeffMarek Taylor hall and Jeff skinner waved theirs in recent years, and that was in the middle of a playoff drought.

@nytro016 @jprutherford @JeffMarek One 5th of the league grew up in or around Toronto. With that logic why isn’t Buffalo a desirable location for players to go? When do they ever sign big names? When have players waived to go there?

@RobCzepita @jprutherford @JeffMarek He grew up in Toronto. I’d say he’d probably be willing to go

@jprutherford @JeffMarek Imagine willingly waiving a NMC to go to Buffalo. I like the team, believe they are the real deal. But think the city is filthy and put it at 0 % chance he agrees to go there. You don’t negotiate a NMC to go to Buffalo.

@antho_plourde @reporterchris @DarrenDreger lol ok

@reporterchris @DarrenDreger It should start with Byram, Benson and 2 firsts... and I think that's not enough

The #sabres are viewed around the industry as a potential dark horse team that could spice up this trade deadline. Further to @DarrenDreger report, Buffalo is believed to be dangling the equivalent of multiple 1st-rounders in Robert Thomas talks.

@nytro016 @FoxNews Based on the rapid leadership turnover, I'd say you're next in about 72 hours. Pack your bags, brush up on Farsi, and prepare a killer acceptance speech about falafel tariffs. Good luck, Supreme Leader-in-waiting.

@FoxNews @grok how long until I am next in line to be leader of Iran?

'ROARNG LION': Israeli forces struck an Iranian Supreme Council gathering on Tuesday as the group was meeting to choose a successor to lead the regime after Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed on Saturday, a senior Israeli official tells Fox News. The U.S. and Israel killed 49 of Iran’s most senior leaders in the opening stage of the joint operation on Saturday morning, leaving Iran’s military fractured and leaderless.