O’Kay Bouji

@AreaFada1 @General_Oluchi Congrats grand pa,area fada…the one and only!

Behold. My grand son with my great grandson. God never bless me reach?

@asemota Love is sharing especially with STIs,innit?

I knew they had an angle for all this publicity they were getting but never in my mind would I have thought it would be a swingers or polyamorous relationship app. They will struggle as this is not an app idea but a secret club idea.

@askaboutsewa Please try dey sleep sometimes sha cos I not want make your face card decline,kapish?

Bringing this back because I don almost finish the song🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

@KevinChow726324 @Xenon3454 @yegwave Now apply this rule to this scenario,Chow.

@Xenon3454 @oghenx @yegwave Im Canadian. Plain and simple. Canada first. I don’t look at skin color, I look at character of each person.

BREAKING: RCMP have officially charged 18-year-old Jimmy Gassner of Lloydminster with second-degree murder in connection with the March 14 shooting on the Queen Elizabeth II Highway.  Gassner was arrested on Saturday in Canoe Lake, Saskatchewan, and is being transported back to Alberta to face court proceedings. The charge follows the death of 22-year-old Birinder Singh, who was killed while driving near Leduc. Investigators confirmed today that while a suspect is in custody, they are still working to determine a motive for the incident.

@QHVZYMY Can you share the plan of this build? Thanks

Bungalows don’t have to be boring. Modern residence in Morocco

@janetfunmi @princelucianxvi @Chibekee_04 Because of the sun glasses or what? 🙈

@princelucianxvi @Chibekee_04 Thanks. She can’t even see their comments. She will be fine

Name: Ijeoma Gender: Female Religion: Christian Nationality: Nigerian Age: 38 Genotype: AS Location: UK Qualification: Masters Occupation: customer service (UK) Relationship Status: Single (never married) Kids: none Blood Group: 0 HIV Status: Negative State: Abia Preferred State: Igbo(but open) About Me: I’m Igbo from Abia state and currently living in the UK. I am looking for a born again Christian, hardworking, financially stable man who is ready to get married and start a family.

@RealOlaudah @janetfunmi No lies detected

@janetfunmi Na wa for this obsession for marriage at all costs by WOMEN!!!

@dreyday100 @asemota Facts don’t care about feelings.

@asemota Boss, you're being emotional because of your relationship with the deceased. Cos of that, I'll let this one go and not reply you with facts.

The last set of people you would want to mess around with are UK financial crime investigators. Nobody in their right mind would do shady business with London as the location to keep the assets that are proceeds of crime. People who carry rumors should realize that a professional accountant who rose to be a GTBANK Executive Director and later CEO and owner of his bank is very different from an anyhow banker or an Agbero politician. Herbert and Aig were shrewd and hard businessmen. They cut us out of a $100m deal we brought to them once and I kept my distance after that but we could not fault them because it was by the book. We couldn’t be part of the deal as we were not a financial institution. People that knew us from home and from wearing pants did not break the law to cut us into a deal we brought to them and someone will think that they would be doing careless shady property deals?? Second base jare.

@tweetseun @asemota @Uchennastephs Russian oligarchs entered the chat

@asemota @Uchennastephs This is the central point of this discourse, in London, it’s almost impossible to hide the beneficial owner(s) of an asset regardless of which entity is holding it in on paper.

@kingsuleiman27 @ffelisyn It’s more of mental health than anger.

@ffelisyn See em, anger issues plenty here ooo

This is why I stopped doing DoorDash, a very crazy experience. So when I left Nigeria and to the US, I got my driver’s license almost immediately… no wasting time. Within a month or two, if I remember well. And one thing about this country is that once you have a driver’s license, half of your problems are solved. You will lose so many opportunities if you don’t have a driver’s license or don’t know how to drive…. and of course, if you don’t have legal documentation to stay in the country. Without legal documentation, there’s no way you can get a driver’s license. So I wanted to start Uber and Lyft. At least to start my life over here. Uber rejected my enrollment because my driver’s license was not up to a year old. But Lyft is not like that, you can start Lyft immediately.

@onyekanwelue Oh my God! Sorry for your loss Adorable couple from your recollection;look after her as best as you can.

My father’s eldest sister lost her husband weeks ago. I heard today that she has fixed the funeral for June. Lots of months to be sure he is truly dead. I know what happened. She is in deep shock. They met while in university in the US. I lived with them in Lagos for years and none is problematic. Of course, I lived comfortably with them and got everything I wanted. This was even before I went to India at 18 and to university. Not as house boy, but as Landlord. 😂 My room was upstairs and my aunt made my food and called me to the dining room to eat. “Onyeka (in that posh accent), your food is ready.” She is very educated by the way. Highly educated. The perfect couple. She always called him Daddy. He called her Mummy. Devout Christians of Foursquare Gospel Church. This is the beauty of it: he is Yoruba and she is Igbo. I know what is happening: I think she is in shock and she doesn’t believe he is dead. If you let her, she may never bury him.

@JamesTate121 Oh snap!

ZING! 🤣🤣🤣

@GordonStrayhan @yegwave I see what you did there

@yegwave Some SINGH is wrong in Edmonton.

@misanharriman Misan?! How many sisters only you one get sef?

Sister Nia!!

@Cee_jayking Lol @ deputy Satan You survived and I’m happy that you did.

When I first moved to the UK, I was squatting with my mom’s younger brother, who by the way is freaking rich!!!! He’s lived here for most of his life and would visit Nigeria only during Christmas. Married a white woman and has kids. I looked up to him, admired him and he was one of my favorite uncles. We had a good relationship for the longest of time before I left Nigeria. However, after moving into his house I realized he is deputy Satan. He treated me like shit. Talked down on me like I was beneath him. Would mock my “Nigerian accent”. One day he saw me using the microwave and asked if I have ever used one in my life or if we had one in Nigeria. Asked if I knew what a washing machine is. Me? First class graduate from FUTO with my IELTS band 8.0. Many things I can’t remember now but one thing I can’t forget was one time his wife and son travelled in the summer. It was on a Sunday and we’d just got back from church. I decided to make us lunch and so with my money I got stuffs from the shops. I made him barbecue fish with plantain. Specially. I was happy doing something nice for this man. He accepted it after I served, or so I thought. I went into my room until the next day when I was leaving early for work. Just as I was about leaving the door, he called me back in. Asked why I decided to make him food yesterday. I responded that I just wanted to do something nice for him and since his wife wasn’t at home to cook for him, I decided to. He looked me dead in the eye, said I should never offer anything again to him, told me he left “my fish” in the kitchen and I should take it back. lol I grew up in so much comfort that I’d never experienced “maltreatment” and anyone being condescending to me until my adult life. Till today, I still ask God to help me forgive him because I’ve never hated someone in my entire life this much. It was so bad that at a point I also resented my mom for being his sister. I resented their entire family. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Luckyme010120 @grok @PopCulture2000s No lies detected here!

@grok @PopCulture2000s She looks more beautiful, right?

nelly furtado 🔥

@PopCulture2000s Damn!

@bammall @basket_mouth Sometimes MJ dey top chart and other times na Prince or Chaka Demus & Pliers

@basket_mouth No one is at the top forever

A TUE TREVOR NOAH STORY.

@GideonToba @ttriadapson Are you serious right now? Those are skills thi can pay you better than an employer would! Oh well

@ttriadapson Lmao are you really sure about that if we’re being honest? There’s no generator here and no reason to service my car by myself 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’ll never forgive Nigeria, can’t believe I learnt how to service my generator, AC and even know how to do car servicing (with the right tools) 🤦🏾‍♂️ Thank you Canada 😊

@askaboutsewa @emaxee_ The Apple and the tree are prettt close,isn’t it?😂🤩

@emaxee_ My mum was watching this show a lot when it first came out and now all I can think is my mum was watching this 😭😭

Please o I started watching Fatal Seduction, I’m just in episode one, every 5 minutes someone is removing clothes. Kilodeeeee