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OhThatGregPorter

@oh_porter

Former DJ, love House Music. Lived in Detroit, Los Angeles and Baltimore.

Katılım Mayıs 2020
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OhThatGregPorter
OhThatGregPorter@oh_porter·
My sandwich has seen things.
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I have a social work joke, but I haven't had time to document it yet.
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OhThatGregPorter
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Now that Zack Short has his first hit, we can all relax and the Tigers will start a long winning streak. @DetroitTigersPR
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OhThatGregPorter
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Hoveringbirds would have been a better name. Hummingbirds don't hum. They make a noise similar to a plane. And they know the words to all the songs I play out my windows.
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OhThatGregPorter
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I eat my peas with honey, I’ve done it my whole life It makes the peas taste, funny, But it keeps them on the knife
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There were never any vampires in American Jazz. Unless you Count Basie.
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Migraine Yourgraine Ourgraine
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@schumoo Lift? I use cursive to make little hearts over each i after I finish the last m.
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Avogadro’s House of Moles
Prove you're not a robot by writing the word minimum in cursive, not lifting the writing utensil to dot the "i"s until the end.
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Before candy bars were invented, candy had to drink at home.
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The difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist is - a rock guitarist will play 4 notes in front of 1,000 people. A jazz guitaris will play 1,000 notes in front of 4 people.
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OhThatGregPorter
OhThatGregPorter@oh_porter·
The work van in front of me had chosen a bad font for the word "comfort". Cursive is bad enough these days, with the youth being unable to read OR write it. As I sat there at the light, I kept pronouncing it the way I saw it Comfont Comfont Comfont
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When someone says "they should get their affairs in order" I always think "damn how many affairs are they having, ffs?"
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OhThatGregPorter
OhThatGregPorter@oh_porter·
@thrluv Taken out of context, a margarita pool sounds cool. Watch out for the salt around the rim.
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a margarita pool side would fix me right now
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PSA: Monday Must be a man.... It comes too quickly, #DocAfterDark
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OhThatGregPorter@oh_porter·
Just so you know... the botanical garden in Brussels sprouts every day.
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Why is it called a gas station restroom, and not an IP address?
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OhThatGregPorter
OhThatGregPorter@oh_porter·
I had a drilling joke but won't tell it. Too boring.
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Stroh's spelled backwards explains how they strain the beer before putting it into cans.
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if someone tells you, "you're weird," what would you reply with ??
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