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@itsmarkmoran Why is this shot like a Beastie Boys music video?

Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.

@SheaSerrano Couch naps on Masters Saturday and then locking in and ignoring your family for the entirety of Sunday is an elite dad experience

i don’t know anything about golf so i had no idea who won any of the masters (or even what a masters is) and so i watched that rory mcilroy doc with my hands on my head for the last 20 mins of it because i didn’t know if he was gonna that tournament or not i was STRESSED lol

@Oriana0214 It was more like $38, at least for the Buzz Lightyear version my kids harassed me for last month

In useless information, that Ariel bubble maker sings “Under the Sea” and has a series of flashing lights. (Recall it being pricey, like $40+)

@YoungerGolf @shotscope @SCOREGolf This is not a review. This is regurgitating their marketing. No testing? No comments on accuracy?

. @shotscope new entry level price point, Doppler-radar, LM1 launch monitor went live today. Here’s my review via @SCOREGolf scoregolf.com/golf-gear/shot…

@BradDuplessis SMA is being redesigned this year with a reduction on the amount of APA style papers and a new focus on more practical products

@bigfish_rod You can't wear them here in July or August either

The whole cotton trend on golf twitter is New England propaganda. You can’t wear it in the south when it’s 100° with 85% humidity

Pls do not wave at me to go when you have the right of way and I do not. That is southern behavior. This is the north.

@NUCLRGOLF Dues are just the beginning. Side games, tournaments, all the fundraisers, kids buying chicken tenders at the pool, all the little day to day stuff adds up. Then right after you finish sweating out how to pay last month's food chit the board emails you about an assessment....

⛳️🏡💸 “Country Club Members - How much you make a year? What was your buy in and what are dues? Are you happy with the decision?” (Via: ShotAssistant1452/Reddit)

@CbarthChad @Mike_kim714 Early extension coming into impact is a compensation for an issue earlier in the swing. It helps you hit the ball. If you want to get rid of it, fix the issue in your backswing or transition and it will go away.

@Mike_kim714 Can you explain #15 in more detail please?

For finishing 31st in the FedEx cup, here are 31 quick tips on improving your game. 🧵 Mental 1-5 Off the tee 6-10 Swing 11-15 Short game 16-20 Putting 21-25 Misc 26-31

@tweeth_mitchell @Top100Rick B3E

Tag yourself, I'm D3B

@PeteBlackburn I hate golf. I can't wait to play tomorrow.

Today on the golf course I hit a drive directly off a tree and had it land 5 feet from the tee box & I immediately got stung by a bee and maxed the hole. Fuck you, see you next week

@Asst_to_the_RM USAR E8. 2024 OML middle of the pack. Go to Airborne late last year. This year, top 5. No other changes besides another good eval.

Oh I’m thinking about AIRBORNE alright. I’ve never stopped. Thinking about how that school has a very short window to reform itself, before reform will happen for them. Whether they like it or not. Don’t even try telling me about their perceived utility. It’ll fall on deaf ears. All that school has as a measure of effectiveness is how many people have been promoted due to its career “box check”. I want to make myself abundantly clear. Having your average AIRBORNE graduate on a fighting staff is like trying to swim with a brick tethered to each foot. That school in 2025 is an exercise in futility. Do you know how I know this beyond personal experience working with their graduates? Because you’re promoting them. You’re like a spokesman for a 3AM infomercial selling BOGO snake oil at this point Joe. And I’m certainly not buying.

@rArmyReddit Been on two different deployments to Iraq where we finished the train up and had free time waiting for the plane and guys wrecked their ACL playing basketball

I was in the surge in Iraq when units were on 15 monthers. Came home with just some bumps and bruises. During the block leave period following redeployment (I didn’t take leave), we did sports PT daily. I separated my shoulder during flag football. I get it COL. I get it.

@Asst_to_the_RM Boomers think all troops are heroes but they also need 3 spinoffs of a show about NCIS investigating the troops heinous crimes

As a veteran, if you’re “shocked” about Soldiers doing illegal things, I got some information for you:

@ClueHeywood Time for the infinity+infinity move

“Oh yeah? Well I impose INFINITY percent tariffs on you!” “OK. We impose infinity…plus one.” “Dammit!”

@truetempergolf Elevate Tour 115

POV: you’re building irons. You can pick any shaft True Temper brands have ever made. What’re you choosing? 🧐

@peoples_unicorn USAR has been promoting NCOs with transfer orders effective the same date, meaning lots of troops are being denied the opportunity for promotion ceremonies or have to rely on the new unit to do it, which takes away the chance to ask a favorite leader to pin

How do we feel about people just putting on their new rank upon promotion, and wearing it to work the next day? Is it a leadership fail? Is it Soldiers’ choice? Should there always be a ceremony? Just curious as to what others think.

Brad Marchand takes a spin.

@usawtfm Losing S1Net is a major problem

@sacoomba That's cuz Cheers is a tourist bar and no one inside is from New England. Real Frog fans are in the townie bars

No one knew any Ballfrog names.