sentient toyota prius

I saw the Northman with my boys and when Amleth the Bear Wolf avenged his father we all got so excited we started suckin each other off a lil

so by using this app, one directly funds genocide. got it

Hey what’s up cutie ;). Wanna cruise around in my 2014 Hyundai and listen to some Steely Dan. After that we can go back to my place and watch Heat by Michael Mann. Oh, when do you need to back to your dorm? 7? Perfect cuz that’s when my daughter is done with theater practice

@bolton69420 Joe’s Crab Shack

@Lontar_On_Here April - December is hot as shit. Lucky to get an unbroken week of seasonally appropriate temperatures tbqh these days

@Lontar_On_Here Feels like in this region we’re about ten years out from formally changing our local climate model from current traditional seasons to like wet/dry seasons

High of 69 in mid November. Killing myself

@HotcatMustard Too damn hot

@ohwormongod Is this too cold or too hot, I can’t tell

@BigRigBigRig Nonissue if she actually loves you

@RippedCock Do I get a gold star

@ohwormongod You're right I was quizzing you I know every record bar for bar.

my girl sucking me off like she Aphrodite The squad mighty Walking around with cum in my insufficiently sized boxers, call them tighty whiteys

@RippedCock Good kid mad city… I think

@ohwormongod Which Kendrick record is this off of? 🔥🔥 shits gas

@ArmorofIre Doggie

did your mom ever tell you what your first word was? because mine did and she told me it was “Light”, which is very dramatic imo

Those who refer to their spouse as ‘hubby’ have irrevocably damaged souls

Priscilla will return in Priscilla 2: Heart Attack Hotel

@realteaemoji his energy levels really needed the chemical assistance

@ohwormongod now that's bold

Think I might willingly sink into the temptations of evil and then revel in it

MAC rounds?!?! In atmosphere??

@gourilla__ Live your truth

would it be too much to come out as non-binary and get diagnosed with autism in the same calendar year....