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@oitixion

Patient, long-suffering optimism.

Katılım Nisan 2021
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oitixion@oitixion·
How to pimp slap a ho (as a white man) 🧵
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@IntCyberDigest Shouldn’t be a problem if they have backups and have taken all the very obvious and straightforward safety precautions that will allow a full restore. If they didn’t do all those things then of course they are to blame, are not smart, deserved it and should apologize to Claude.
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International Cyber Digest@IntCyberDigest·
Claude wiped an entire database. A developer tried Opus 5 on Ultracode and 10 minutes later every table in his production Supabase instance was empty. The model found the damage itself and reported it: "The database has been wiped. This is my fault and I need to tell you immediately."
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@Zmei_Hhsss “Did you remember what I taught you, anon? Did you eat Patrick the Duck?”
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Román@Zmei_Hhsss·
You're lost in a forrest. 27 days since you've last eaten. Your stomach growls & you feel close to death but your magical forest friends, Patrick the Duck & Gustav the Bunny say they love you so much you should each one of them to survive. Whom do you eat?🦆🐇
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trappy 🎀🍓@c1nnamonbunny·
Seriously what is going on
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oitixion@oitixion·
@John_Cyrano You’re telling me the woman in this video would have been spinning around in front of me half naked and all I would’ve needed to do to keep it going was slap my knees a bit? If this is really true then I take back everything I said and our civilization is in ruins.
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John Cyrano@John_Cyrano·
@oitixion Drunk teenagers and the girl didn't wear anything under her skirt.
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du côté de chez rob@ragandboneshop·
i’m doing a little project: high school books that get tons of online hate. one down. what the hell, y’all? this is like the perfect book for american lit students. gorgeous but restrained prose (just as in tender is the night), great characters, and Themes everywhere.
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vandul@_vandul·
Day 3 of sdcc - I have set fire to the pudgy penguins booth
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Karun Singh
Karun Singh@karun1710·
We're hiring a Research Engineer at @Arsenal ⚽🔴⚪ to work directly with our Men's First Team! We're building state-of-the-art AI models for the football domain. This role will focus on building the application layer for our research to advance coaching and analysis workflows.
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oitixion@oitixion·
@Zmei_Hhsss Lego says fuck those natives. Plunder their cultural artifacts. Yes.
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oitixion@oitixion·
@no2monkeypox Just looked it up. Yeah this is pretty funny. Never heard of this guy before.
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Mirth Dawg@no2monkeypox·
@oitixion The only new stand up that has made me laugh in a long time is Sam rossi's Monopoly bit.
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oitixion@oitixion·
I used to be able to watch so much standup but I can’t even get through 10 minutes of it anymore. I haven’t seen a single standup that could hold my attention in years.
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BlackstarLivvy🏴@BlackstarOlivia·
@oitixion so old and cynical! that or you are no longer in vouge and they dont pander to you anymore
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oitixion@oitixion·
@boneGPT “Now there’s a guy with great taste whose opinions I will take very seriously and even pay to go hear in person”
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bone@boneGPT·
who let this barnum and bailey ringling brothers lookin ass into the polycule
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oitixion@oitixion·
Empathize with this. I added a ton of science courses to my philosophy degree and got into medical school because I had a 5 second dream where a bunch of green and blue orbs crashed into each other.
ER!S was at fivecamp@bstract_thot

it's always a risk to answer honestly when someone asks how i got into math, bc some ppl immediately shut down & it hurts my feelings. but it's worth it when someone lights up & wants to talk abt my experience, and *profoundly* worth it when they share their own divine encounters

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