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@ironmikeluke They don’t fart but they do shart.

Do sharks fart ?

@itsAntWright If Louisville had a bunch of fifty year olds playing I’d be right with you but I’m pretty sure twenty year olds can play after a 12 hour break 🙄🙄🙄

Michigan got done at 9:30, Saint Louis is still playing after midnight.. Why are they playing at 12:15 on Saturday?

@achadosviraisof Wait, I’m confused. Is she a blond or a brunette?

fala seriooooo, pq paramos de usar esse tipo de presilha? Fica tão LINDOOOOOO 🥹

@saniyafatma1278 I think the fence looks great. With all the crap that could suck in your life this has to be way down on the list 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

BREAKING: Arizona G Bryce James will forego the NCAA Tournament to prepare for the 2026 NBA Draft. The freshman guard averages 0.0 PPG and is currently mocked to the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2nd round.

@Clones007 Fall over dead!

If Iowa State wins the national championship I will ________

@iam_johnw He clearly kicks his feet out at the player as he falls.

Sarr grabbing and injuring Siena best player lmao how is this not a flagrant on Duke

@SharpFootball The players were gazed the last8 minutes. Wouldn’t the 6th and 7th players be offended and pissed not to get to play? Why be on the team. I’d head to the portal 5 minutes after that game ended.

Siena used their starting five 100% of the game up until 10.8 seconds left in the game when they finally made a sub that’s insane

@HylianHero @Aaron_Torres Butler never played SDSU in the title game. 🙄 plus Butler is in the big east and not a mid major

@oldguyold @Aaron_Torres Also - do you remember when Butler, SDSU, etc made the title game? Those were mid-majors that were 40 minutes away from winning. I don't think you can say EVER

High Point went 30-4, hasn't lost since mid-January - and wouldn't have sniffed an at large bid Miami (OH) went undefeated in the regular season, finished 31-1 and ended up in Dayton We REALLY need to re-evaluate how we go about selecting at-large teams for the NCAA Tournament

@jasonscheer They have zero chance to win without a 6th player. That said, I’ve felt Duke has been vulnerable as I have watched them at the end of the season. They are going to struggle big time deeper into the tournament

Siena has not subbed yet. I get there's a lack of depth, but that's not a winning recipe.

@EndWokeness It would be great if a white dude stood up with a gun and said, “who brings a hammer to a gun fight and then shoots him. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chicago train rider: "I'ma kiII whites. I got out 2 days ago. I finna kiIl for real."

@BTCBreadMan Said the guy who’s wife is the breadwinner

When I got married 15 years ago the thought of not completely merging our finances did not even occur to me. It just seemed like an obvious no-brainer that married couples 100% share their financial situation.

@rushicrypto My grandparents lived thru the “great” depression and based on their stories it wasn’t great at all! High unemployment, low wages. They almost starved to death. Why do they think it was so great? It was not great! It was terrible. It shoukd be named the terrible depression

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

@SportsGreatest0 Your mom

Is the first day of March Madness the best sports day of the year? If not what do you enjoy more?

@SteveOnSpeed Have some empathy man! It’s a disease called retardation.

Legit curious. On a cruise. Saw a woman who was probably 500 pounds, easy. Insanely fat. Needed a scooter to get around. Has 6 plates of food in front of her. Do these folks just,..not care that they are morbidly obese?

@Clones007 And if frogs had wings they wouldn’t slam their butts on the ground when they hopped. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

What would happen if ISU won it all? Like actually, the world would be a completely different place. Rivals would never be able to speak another word to us again, most would prob quit social media and stop watching sports forever.. We would forever be etched in stone and have immortality in basketball. Just imagine. #feelslike44

@OdjHoops Actually, it does matter what happens against Tennessee. Everyone is claiming that Miami was a top 25 team. If they are so good and deserving they need to beat Tennessee to prove they are a good team. If they lose my take is they weren’t that good and had an easy schedule.

Definitely a blessing in disguise that Miami got sent to Dayton No matter what happens vs Tennessee, the Redhawks successfully proved how silly it was that people wanted to keep this team out of the dance

@ClayTravis I’m curious, Arizona easily handled Houston 2 games this year. Houston just doesn’t match up well against Arizona. Why pick them to beat Arizona? It makes zero sense.

Billion dollar bracket here. At some point in my life Tennessee will make a final four. This is the year!

@BarstoolGruden Jon is proof you shouldn’t fill out your bracket when you’re drunk

I officially have my bracket for this year’s tournament! Don’t expect a lot of upsets this year… and I have IOWA STATE winning it all! Good luck to everyone this year!!