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Free tip for fame hungry members of Congress: exercise your legislative immunity to discuss classified information on the floor of Congress. You’d become a household name overnight

Last night around 10pm in Columbia City 8 SPD squad cars surrounded a man walking a dog in front of Lottie’s. Guns and tasers out. 20 minutes of chaos. Then his friend shows up and says he was just walking his dog for him. They let him go. Seattle PD is embarrassing and dangerous

This is shameful.

@willlowry @TheWrap Says man with no real job

@TheWrap Real world alert... There is no such thing as a job guarantee. If you didn't know this the blame falls on you and your parents and not on your employer.

The most brutally awkward thing you'll see today: Condé Nast staffers confront head of HR Stan Duncan over layoffs outside his 34th-floor office. Four of the employees featured in this exclusive video from the confrontation were then fired for "extreme misconduct." The whole story: bit.ly/49EUgGk

@northsideidiot @JordanUhl

@JordanUhl No way that’s a real dude

Take the L

@TheSpectator suck it bitch

"Zohran Mamdani, the quintessential product of the academy, has taken such performative grievance to one of the biggest stages in the world. The results will not be pretty." ✍️ Heather Mac Donald trib.al/0e80H3S

I'm glad @AbbyMartin cooked and told that former IDF soldier to stop acting like a nazi if you don't want to be compared to Nazis. He's always defending the indefensible.

She ruled against the Trump administration and the DOJ not long ago.

@clint1w @turboe4truth @MacFarlaneNews Bitch quit crying because you were wrong. Sack up and say "I was wrong", be a man.

@turboe4truth @MacFarlaneNews Fuck off,

STAND BY: Federal judge Karin Immergut in Oregon begins a hearing in a few minutes on emergency hearing over Trump effort to deploy *California* Natl Guard to Oregon

It's so funny how these Welcome Fest guys make their brand "electability" and party loyalty until the left wins a primary.

🚨BREAKING: Gaza is under a massive Israeli attack right now. Local sources say Israel is using chemical agents, residents report severe burning sensations when they breathe.

@RepAdamSmith Hold an in-person town hall. Wimp.

As legislators, our primary job is to pass laws to support the American people, and we need to recommit to this. We cannot have the President hijacking our appropriation bills.

@NetflixIsAJoke NONE OF THESE LOOK APPEALING

meet the new netflix animation family! Long Story Short (out Friday) Haunted Hotel (out 9/19) Fixed (now playing)

@KweenInYellow The drone being Hutch. He paints pro-Palestinians with a broad brush: Sam's against the genocide, so he also can't be a lib

@KweenInYellow Sam Seder was all aboard with Kamala wasn't he? Am I strokin out? This dude is just a drone

Hutch thinks not voting for Kamala is what caused tens of thousands of Palestinian children to be slaughtered while Joe Biden was President. 🥴

@_Jezebella @TheWapplehouse Nope, most people find this funny because bitches got mad because a sandwich

A guy in dad shoes that chucked a 6-inch sweet onion chicken teriyaki at a cop being called The Deep State™️ is the funniest possible outcome of the Boogeyman politics Republicans have governed with the past decade. It’s perfect and beautiful.

“There is something I want to share. I have a very strong conviction that we are in the End Times. The signs are being shown in the Middle East. I want to be on the right side of history. I am convinced that time is running out. I would encourage you to follow developments in Israel. I am humbled that God has allowed me to be part of the last days,” -Julia Sebutinde, Ugandan judge on the International Court of Justice (ICJ) where Israel faces charges of genocide.

@RyanMcbeth HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!!

Bumped into Professor Alan Dershowitz at a hotel in Jerusalem tonight.

@Kuromi1648200 @omgitsarishka @yehs688738 @ryan_chad22 @h3h3producitons @Mike_from_PA @_Starkilla I'm talking about how he looks like he's melting. Maybe the piss killed his gut biome????

@olivicmic @omgitsarishka @yehs688738 @ryan_chad22 @h3h3producitons @Mike_from_PA @_Starkilla are you referencing his tics?

I raised $100K for Palestinian children, and I continue to talk about the genocide consistently on stream. I don’t think you understand that H3 isn’t my show. Call it a cop-out, I don’t give a fuck. I don’t care what any of y’all think about me — I care about the people of Palestine. I’m not concerned with appeasing an audience who is racist to the point of making up that I got plastic surgery to look less Arab. Every time I disagree with Ethan, it’s your army of shitheads who come after me. I’m done being used by y’all. Any disagreements I have with Ethan, I will discuss off-air. I’m done giving y’all clips.

@hutchinson @IndigoMusic352 Hey uhm. What qualifies you to be a political commentator even though you're demonstrably stupid? Like what in your background brought you here? What convinced you that you weren't stupid? Is it because it's all you have left?

@IndigoMusic352 He said that both Palestinians and Jewish people in the Middle East were victimized, and that is not the least bit controversial.

This would make sense if Ethan was an actual rabidly anti-Palestinian Israeli nationalist. He’s very obviously not that. So the only conclusion I can come to here is that Noah is legitimately delusional.