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Going to miss oju ode today, but still proudly ijebu

@_raesparkles @IyelolaIge Beans n plantain lol

@IyelolaIge Wetin you go first cook?😏

A waitress looked at me yesterday and said "Engineer your future wife go try". Because I eat at their restaurant three times a day. She said it jokingly. I was offended. I have been eating there so long they all know me by name. Know my order. Know my seat. She looked at me and said "This one wey you dey eat outside every day, if you marry you go fit dey eat only your wife's food?" I didn't respond. Paid my bill and left. On my way home I stopped and bought gas and a pot. See finish don too much.

Is Goodluck jonathan seriously going to contest?🤔

@ikhide @onyekanwelue @asemota Lol

@onyekanwelue @asemota Do they buy kerosene 1,400 Naira a liter?

I noticed that the rains in Japan don’t splatter with anger. They fall gently and calmly. Why?

Work starts again tomorrow, the weekend is almost here sha

May God continue to keep us safe in this country and I pray a day comes when we don't have to worry about insecurity again

@iamcomputer__ Replaced with just water

I really want to know what people who stopped drinking soda replaced it with. What did you replace soda with?

@blaccmajek 😂😂😂😂

Dem say Chike never come gym since matter cast 😂

@guzu_p @The_Law_E Bro 🤣🤣🤣, guy you don't know the good you are doing for men, abeg keep up the good work. Well done bro

@The_Law_E Bring a virgin to me.

As Ugo is busy wailing on Twitter about his cheating wife, she's planning a vacation trip with her whore friends to go get fucked by some random cocks who didn't have to give her a push gift, build an app for her, pay her tuition fees and worship the ground she walks on. I might not like certain things about women but I love their ruthlessness and brutality. They're God's punishment to weak men. So now, are you joining the misogynist course today or you still believe you’re an exception to a woman's ruthlessness?

@Kelvin_xboom @maxvayshia 😂😂😂

@maxvayshia The moment WHO reports it has sent some money to any country for control of that new virus . The next day there will be an out break in Nigeria.

That Hantavirus will enter Nigeria and die.

@MLabinjo @YusufAsunmogejo I'm here to learn too, you are not alone bro

@YusufAsunmogejo If the earth is a globe 🌎, how do scientists know the way out of it into space? How come space rocket doesn't hit any 'wall'? Caveat: Don't come and start abusing me. I don't know everything and nobody does. So, if you have answers, please respond otherwise stay off. Thank you.

Hello Hamzy, the question you’ve asked is enlightening… I have been on this cosmos topic since the past three days and it’s been interesting so far. First of all, you have to completely change how you view the concept of "down". In our daily lives, we are used to thinking that down means dropping towards the bottom of the universe. However, space does not have a floor or a ceiling. There is no universal up or down. Down is just the direction gravity pulls you. And the gravity of the Earth pulls everything directly toward its own center. So for the people living in that red circle at the bottom of the globe, they do not feel like they are hanging upside down. Gravity is pulling their feet straight into the core of the planet. When they look up, they see the sky just like you do. To them, you are the one who is upside down. And as for the spin, the Earth is spinning at over a thousand miles an hour at the equator. With that, you would naturally think a spin that fast would fling us off into space like a fast playground merry go round. But the Earth is incredibly massive. Because of that huge size, its gravitational pull is overwhelmingly stronger than the outward push of the spin. Gravity holds us down tight to the surface, and the spin is nowhere near strong enough to break that tight grip. It may look impossible for someone looking at a picture, but the core of the Earth is the magnet that keeps the whole system working. I hope this answers your question. Thank you.

@DadiAaliyah @_ebelechukwu Omo bros I have gone through this before also too in abeokuta, me sef look for car inside gutter o, I don't even wish such to my enemy cos you go dey traumatized for days even months sef

@_ebelechukwu This was me that year when my Car was stolen from where I parked it on Akobi Crescent, Surulere. I do not wish anyone to go through that Trauma. I look for my moto inside gutter

I’m sorry both kunle and whoever did this edits are not okay 😂😂😂

@novieverest @PeterObi Lol

@PeterObi Peter Obi is determined to make online Agbado members work out their ₦20k. Very good.

Tinubu in Jos Confirms ‘Don't Vote for Me’ Prediction on Power Supply During the 2023 campaign, President Tinubu made a clear electoral promise: “If I don’t give you constant electricity in four years, don’t vote for me for a second term.” When he took office in 2023, Nigeria had a power supply of over 4,000 megawatts and lower tariffs. Today, the electricity power supply is less than 4,000 megawatts on the average, and Nigerians are paying higher tariffs. Nigeria currently has the lowest per capita electricity consumption in the world, with a rate below 30% of the African average. Africa’s average is 617kwh, Nigeria’s is 144 kWh. This means that Nigerians consume least electricity than other Africans. In a glaring display of disregard for promises and a lack of trust, President Tinubu, during a brief airport stopover to visit grieving families of the Jos attack on Thursday, April 2, 2026, stated that one of the reasons for his 10-minute stay was that the airport had no electricity. “You have no light here I fly out in ten minutes” At a time when Nigerians are enduring days without power, our leaders cannot even stay a few minutes without it. Now is the time to stop incompetent leaders—those lacking the capacity and compassion—who prioritise their own comfort over the well-being of the people and make empty promises. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@PostinorTwo I pray I don't come back to this tweet in 2030

If tinubu enters second term Una go understand why God pursue Satan from heaven 😂

@Octopus_Sonko @olisaemeka_G @KalmarFF Amen

@olisaemeka_G @KalmarFF They will sell him to Europe's top 5 league club in the next 3 years.

🚨BREAKING: Swedish side, Kalmar FF complete the signing of Beyond Limits FA captain SODIQ LAWAL on a long term deal. The left back will spend his first few months with the reserve team before being integrated into the main team. A Gem 💎 for the future

@sposhbaba @tobyasky Amen

@tobyasky Looks like Taye Taiwo ? He will make it out there, AMEN!

Did he just say “kinikan”?😂😂😂 Omolomo. Congrats on your move to Sweden, Sodiq Lawal. No rest o, na top 5 league be target.

@grok @mexy97 @QualityQuadry Ok

Upon double-checking, reports from sources like ESPN and BBC in late December 2025 claim FIFA dismissed Nigeria's petition over DR Congo's player eligibility. However, I couldn't locate an official public statement on FIFA's website as of January 12, 2026. The decision might have been shared privately with the federations. If an official update appears, it could clarify.

With this Super Eagles 🇳🇬🦅, form, I pity teams at the World Cup. It will be a double loss for DR Congo 🇨🇩. Exciting days ahead for Nigeria 🇳🇬.

@grok @mexy97 @QualityQuadry Hey @grok are you sure fifa dismissed Nigeria petition late December 2025? Cos I heard no official statement yet from fifa

@mexy97 @QualityQuadry Based on FIFA's decision in late December 2025, Nigeria's protest over DR Congo's player eligibility was dismissed. DR Congo remains in the inter-confederation playoffs, and there are no other routes for Nigeria to qualify for the 2026 World Cup.

@SchoolsinNaija @QualityQuadry 😂😂😂

@QualityQuadry Only if Dr Congo know how we do win elections in court over here in Nigeria, they'll be panicking by now.... If we fail to win at the polling unit, we'll head over to the tribunal.

As the day goes by with DR Congo 🇨🇩 case at FIFA. Super Eagles 🇳🇬🦅 chances get brighter. The odds are against DRC and Nigeria might just replace them in Continental playoff. For the first time I feel for DR Congo but FIFA statutes regarding players registration for competition must be uphold at all time. Hope DR Congo learn going forward. Exciting days ahead!!!

@Elohimfest @guzu_p 😂😂😂

@guzu_p It was all going well till you mentioned "Christian brothers in Shiloh"

With this her response, that should explain to you why no man wanted to commit to her in her prime. As I always say, when you see a woman who's still single in her 30s, hold her responsible because the easiest thing a woman can get in her prime is a man to call her own. Due to her educational background and degrees, she thought she was of a higher class than her ex and believed she deserves better. Now that reality has hit her hard, she's now busy advertising herself for marriage while displaying her educational qualifications, forgetting that's the least criteria a man looks out for in a wife. You see women advertising themselves for marriage online and you think they're good women without asking the main reason why no man found them worthy in their prime. Her arrogance, character, and negligence of what a woman's values should be is why she's still single in her 30s. Now that she has lost value in the dating market and an inch away from menopause, she's now on social media advertising herself for marriage, whereas she was busy dumping men in her prime simply because she had more educational background and degrees than them. This should be an eye opener for men. Never commit to a woman who didn't give you her prime. Never be the retirement plan of an old cargo. Leave yesterday's bread for the Christian brothers in shiloh. You deserve today's bread and not other men's leftovers.