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@AAgather The moment Ojara and Akol started acting like clowns on live television, I knew a spectacular display of foot-in-mouth gymnastics was inevitable.

And where does this leave the endorsers?

@mkainerugaba General, it is time to audit ministries and weed out the incompetent saboteurs. While launching this anti-corruption crusade, please ensure your radar isn't geographically challenged; corruption looks the same whether it originates from a remote village or your own backyard.

At night I see their faces...

@AtuhairweH Let's hope Museveni lives to see a peaceful transition. Otherwise, Uganda is teetering on the brink; the toxic air of tribalism, nepotism, and corruption is stifling. This hopelessness has unraveled our national character, leaving us to stew in the bitterness of our own decline.

UGANDA: THE BIGGEST BOMB IN THE REGION. I came back home after 9years. I don't know if it's just me, but the country is so divided. There is an unexplained darkness in the air, like there is an elephant in the room that people fear to talk about. It reminds me of Harry Potters' Lord Voldemort 🤣. Honestly its like people are whispering instead of talking, you cannot say , be or do ABCD. Everything about freedom and human rights is regulated your next word or actions is one eye roll away from "a crime" and court martial. Everyone is cautious about their next word or move, it's like everyone is an informant. Talking of information, it's like everyone is selling information and no one is sieving this information. The only successful business is politics, much as it's a risky investment many are ripping massive profits. Its like every business, organisation, shop or store is somehow connected to politics for it to even run or stay open. The soldiers and policemen are whispering, MPs are hissing, other civil servants are making deals in the government offices like it is wall street. Technically there is nothing like professionalism and career every one is a hustler. There is no order, system or even status quo. We no longer have standards. You have f.6 drop outs as heads of ministries and government bodies while graduates who specified in these sectors are unemployed. Everyone is angry, everyone is mad, every household has a family member in prison or lost or kidnapped. The soldiers and policemen themselves are crying for justice, the lawyers and the judges are running for fear of their lives. The youth have given up on tomorrow, after they hustle some kamoney, they are buying luxury cars and drinking their money to cop with the reality that in such a system if the politicians are not shaking your hands you can not amount to something significant. Instead of dreaming of building hospitals and schools and big factories, they are so taken up with collecting views. Its like nobody understands the effect of AI in the next 2years and the country is not ready. Everybody is an important person now even musicians have military security, so do pastor's and bloggers. The whole place is chaotic even the road systems are new with new traffic lights that are functioning but there is always an officer directing traffic contrary to the lights Everyone is trying to cheat, rob, or take advantage of someone. We have normalised begging and corruption for the sake of it without the actual purpose of a project that benefits the community or a family. But simply because someone looks like they have money they are supposed to just give it to whoever asks. We have normalised prostitution. Told our girls to have big Nyash and be good in bed and a rich man will marry them and solve their problems, even the men have started building big butts and honestly their business is booming. Official announcements are nolonger gotten from UBC or radio stations but rather on some famous blogging channels on tiktok and YouTube. Facebook was banned but tiktok and X are functioning and am still figuring out if the purpose for its burn was attained. People assume people don't exist in failed states. But the honest truth is that a failed state is where all arms and institutions of government stop working and the country loses control of its borders. Uganda ticks all the boxes. And much as you want to agree or not, the UPDF collapsed a long time ago there is a certain structure running things called SFC. Its like someone has rained oil on the whole country and we are scared that someone is accidentally going to emotionally light up and the whole country will catch fire, we keep throwing blankets on each other's emotional frustration so we don't catch fire. I don't know what I came back home to but surely this is not the Uganda that was once a mother. Its a failed state. @beewol @nbstv

@cobbo3 @SID_INT African cities rely on the "backbone" labor of informal settlements. The closeness of Kibera to Karen, Mathare to Muthaiga or Githogoro to Runda isn't accidental; it’s a functional necessity that keeps the wealthy elite running.

1/ Some things I heard today at a .@SID_INT workshop in Nairobi: "If you want to find a slum in Africa, look for the rich neighbourhoods. Most times the slums are not too far off".

@DuncanAbigaba There is a visible heavy-heartedness among many Ugandans today. What looks like a vibrant nightlife in bars and kafundas is just a mask for stress and depression. The crowded tables aren't always celebrating; they are places where people go to drown out a sense of hopelessness.

We need to agree on this. It’s inappropriate to join someone’s table at a restaurant without their invitation. If someone is seated alone, respect their space. They may be processing something. People are dealing with a lot!

@KalakiBrian My learning started in Kikuubo under Ssalongo; despite his lack of English, he guided my first kivulu in Luwero. Mentors like Lwakataka later taught me the value of street cred. Shifting to the professional world is likely why I face hurdles today as I bridge the two worlds.

I have grown up around 70% of the faces in this video. Believe me when I tell you this. They will all laugh at you if you are investing in treasury bills or bonds at 25yrs. Atleast, I can tell you each of their stories to wealth. They all have one thing in common; they took risks that a lot of people youths today have been programmed to fear. Many of them are the start of wealth in their families and had no one to scare them or feed them with fear of business. Today the youth are being advised about risk by people who have never run a business in their lives. Ask the men how many failed businesses they have had. Plenty. There is only one way to having search circles, taking calculated risk. The other way is corruption.

@c_omondi4 @amerix I was too 🐌 for it to click right away. 😄 🤣

@amerix How "Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II warplane" sounded at first before knowing that it is another name for Dildo:

A modern woman spends her 20s wenching and Scandalmongering, and then in her 30s, the consequences appear. What can cause peritonitis and eventually acute kidney disease in a retired mid-to-mid Iranian general? You can make a quick guess, • HIV • Chronic STIs • Unresolved incomplete abortion • Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II warplane When I tell them that their misbehaviour will catch up with them someday, they call me a misogynist who hates women. For you, the MAN, remember this, The sex market is filthy! Don't be mesmerised by the voluptuous and voluminous mass of gluteal fat. Ni mbaya! (It is badly bad.) #MasculinitySaturday

@kasujja @TheMutaD Love that the Ugandan embassy in Rome is slapping ads on buses—nothing says 'visit us' like public transport! I also totally get the 🇺🇬 lingo vibe. She’s just being smart; one day she’ll have to explain all this to the home crowd during 'accountability'.

Eh! This message is too important to deliver like this!

@mbiti_mwondi So, peritonitis is basically a nasty infection causing a lot of swelling in her gut. Reading how she lives, maybe it’s the heavy drinking affecting her liver, poor diet triggering a burst appendix or diverticulitis, or even skipping meds for an existing ulcer.

Kamene Goro gets acute peritonitis and y’all make fun of her as if you’re immortal,I have done a number of Ex Laps with experienced surgeons and once that abdomen is opened your life rarely becomes the same. Peritonitis is infection in the abdominal cavity can be caused by anything from ruptured appendicitis, perforated ulcers,diverticulitis,perforated intestines or intestinal obstruction that complicates. That condition affects people of all walks even the most healthy of us and that some of us including the anti feminist brigade simply judged her sijui how many men he fucked because of that life threatening complicated surgical complications speaks a lot about who we are as a people,vicious,heartless and evil. The first patient I ever lost in medicine complicated from a simple Ex lap done for peritonitis,he had wound infection,had colostomies,we did a resection and anastomosis again,got sepsis,malnourished and died.l after suffering. This can affect any of us feminists and even those tough masculine guys. When did we become this vicious and sad as a people? So doleful,Lit Ndi!!!

@_gumba1 @georgediano @Koecheruiyot So, peritonitis is basically just a nasty infection causing a lot of swelling in her gut. Knowing how she lives, any ideas on what might have set it off?

@georgediano @Koecheruiyot My worry again, can a human being survive all these? Hebu Twitter doctors..!😒

Today, we woke up to the news that Kamene Goro’s lungs had collapsed and that she had pneumonia. She was also diagnosed with peritonitis. At one point, she was admitted to the ICU, but thankfully, she survived the Sayuni's WiFi signal. However, let’s be honest with each other. There is a famous joint i used to frequent often in Thika Rd kabla outside caterers wanipakulie pishori without my consent. I used to meet with Kamene alot wakiwa na yellow yellow damsels. And every time I bump into her, she is either smoking cigarettes, shisha, or intoxicated. When she came out to lament how she had seen death with her own eyes, it didn’t take me long to conclude that Kanamba speciioo na masigara zimefanya ile kitu. If you smoke cigarettes like Kamene, your risk of developing pneumonia increases significantly. If you combine smoking with alcohol, the condition can become even worse. Even as Kamene Goro speaks about the healing process and mental health, she should also be honest with herself and the public. She should warn young girls especially Gen Z,, who are increasingly sinking into alcoholism and cigarette smoking. The new generation is smoking as if they have chimneys installed on their heads. They consume alcohol as if there is no tomorrow. As a woman, once you start smoking, you become something else, even the smell that comes down there at the slippery zones is disgusting. As for men, when you fall into cigarette smoking, you become weak both mentally and physically. You may struggle with discipline and overall well-being. Even in horizontal engineering, you barely perform like VC here who can go for several rounds without whistling to prevent premature ejaculation. There is no real benefit to smoking cigarettes, especially illegal ones. Kamene Goro is lucky to have survived, but once your lungs begin to collapse, you are in a very serious situation. People should avoid smoking. Do not wait until the damage is already done to believe what health science has been saying all along. Don’t be misled by a few elderly people who smoke and drink. Some are simply lucky to be alive and will still go to SAYUNI due to lung and abdominal infections. Even prominent figures have faced health complications linked to such lifestyles. Even a former head of state wasn't spared, he's currently struggling with health issues. Chris Kirubi was also affected by lifestyle-related health issues caused by Kanamba speciioo na masigara. Mc Fullstop, one of the greatest MC we've ever had died prematurely all because of smoking. And he was honest about his health challenges even warning youths to avoid sigara. We have lost many young lives due to the same habits. You may call it enjoyment, freedom, or lifestyle, but what starts as pleasure can end in pain, hospital beds, ICU admissions, and deep regret. Kindly, manage alcohol intake and stop smoking completely. I personally struggled with alcohol for a while, but I decided to change for the better. Hitting the gym has really helped me a lot. One day at a time, I was able to overcome it. Today, I only take a beer or two occasionally, as I engage in meaningful conversations at my usual spot, Club 1824 juu sasa siwezi kunywa delmonte mbele wa wanaume, wanaeza Thani nawapangia hesabu za minus kwa Sundus zao. Ni mbaya!!

@nickopiyo @StanfordLaw @RKirunda Congratulations,@RKirunda

Reminds me of Montel Jordan’s 1995 hit song, ‘This Is How We Do It.’ 5 degrees from top universities, including @StanfordLaw. No fake degrees, just the right way. Read, write, research, and produce knowledge. Congratulations to you, my brother @RKirunda, upon your graduation. A true academic giant. We can now proudly call you Dr. Kirunda. Now we have to reconvene at Plot 2 to toss to this and more. The only one holding us back is @JGkibande. Mate, finish up your Ph.D study and do not deny us a fine celebration. For me, I am already a witchdoctor 😂

@amerix Millennials are officially the 'Sandwich Generation.' Stuck between the rigid legacies of our predecessors and the new challenges of the younger cohorts, we’re permanently stuck in the middle.

Between the boomers and millennials, there is a generation that is the cause of our problems. Gen X. Born between 1965 and 1980. They are the parents of ZILLENIALS and Gen Z. These are the people addicted to evangelical churches, classic FM and Facebook. They still read newspapers and tune in to the BBC at 6PM. They are rabidly tribal, worship permanent job employment, and so they forge academic and professional documents to ascend lucrative job groups. They don't want to retire; they are career employees. They are the most toxic managers at work with outdated ideas. Their leadership style is holding daily office meetings, and since someone taught them about Zoom, they also hold virtual meetings even on holidays. These meetings amount to nothing but them reminding employees about appraisal forms and reporting time. They are extremely corrupt. They bribe their way through opportunities. They dislike meritocracy and openly hate people who qualify through hard work and merit. They sell ancestral land to disinherit their children yet their fathers bequeathed them free land. At home, if it is a man, his wife has conquered him. She runs the house, and he is so scared to confront her. If it is a woman, she is endlessly angry, chaotic and choleric, but so holier than thou on Sunday in church. They teach their children bad manners because they want them to become rich overnight. The Gen X are the root cause of our political, economic, and social collapse. This is the "hear nothing, see nothing, do nothing" generation. Docile generation!

Is @uber_kenya’s 'fix-it' clock stuck? It’s been a whole week since I dropped all the evidence, and still… nothing. Yhoo!

@TimKalyegira I’ll hold off until the 'Tweeting General' drops one of his midnight blah blahs so I can finally understand this.

Ominous clouds gathering over the Great Lakes region. Catastrophic events could potentially take place later this year that will leave East-Central Africa reeling in dumbfounded shock. Chances now approaching 70% likelihood. He who has ears, let him hear. Mark tweet.

@TimKalyegira It’s funny how the loudest 'nays' for Tim all seem to share a common Western GPS coordinate. It’s hard to argue with the obvious: intelligence usually follows the resources, and right now, the schools in Kampala, Wakiso, and Mpigi have the advantage of having facilities. ☕️

I wrote in yesterday's Sunday Monitor that the impunity that switched off BVVK and rigging the Jan. 15 election will continue in national life for the next five years. Whether you're politically active or aloof, it will affect you. Now check the just-released UNEB "results".

@wekesa_amos Senior, as long as the political class controls policy and budget allocation, we will see little progress. The continued absence of a national minimum wage combined with 'big' men investing public loot abroad, the self-defeating cycle will continue stalling Uganda 🇺🇬.

I would say some Ugandans not too many, wake up and drive upcountry any direction, men will be seated by the road sides doing completely nothing. What we need is to appreciate the fact that political class won’t deliver that, solutions must come from us the citizens. We just need a Critical mass

Deportation/ Ugandans Yesterday out there I witnessed another of the many deportations I have witnessed over the years. A young Ugandan lady was being carried by 5 security personnels into the plane and the cry could make anybody shade a tear. She was saying, am leaving my child behind, I need my child, help me. I engaged the security guys, felt bad being powerless. The security persons told me she was lying but the pain of seeing a young Ugandan lady in that state was unbearable, I think they drugged her eventually. In my head, I was like let me work hard to atleast maintain the jobs I have created, it’s not easy doing that anywhere in the world but even harder in Uganda. I know we sit back and look at the political class( both sides), these guys are also looking for jobs if you observe so well. It’s a much easier access to taxes enterprises are pushed for. The world out there is becoming more harsh to Africans, I told you in Madrid, on landing, police men with guns were at the 2 exits checking documents. On reaching entebbe, I saw so many other young people leaving the countries and my mind rushed to what I experienced yesterday. I often speak to young Ugandans while traveling and I ask what they are doing in those countries, they are mainly in hospitality and general services. When some young people argue with me here on X when I say we all should push for branding of uganda, my heart sinks in pain because they don’t know how these things work. When a country is well branded, open market opportunities grow so fast and anybody with a skill or desire to learn, will easily tap into that. I don’t know how I can explain this? When you are young and get an opportunity don’t waste it, don’t dance away the earnings. The world is rough out there and isn’t going to get easier. When you handle the little you earn well, it grows over time, you are able to look after yourself in the short run and in the long run, you will be able to support one or 2 others. That’s exactly what I have done and still do in life. Every time I remember where I have come from, I work even harder and it’s just the truth. What I do isn’t easy at all, it’s hard, very hard. I also called my first born son after seeing the deportation and I told him, I know you work hard, be consistent, focused because it’s tough out there. Had same discussion with my last born today morning. Yes, they see how hard I work but I must continuously tell them. And they get my point. They are starting to say Dad, we are seeing some of the things you have spoken about happen. We all have 24hrs, so don’t sit back and wait for some other person to do it, ask yourself, how am I helping in this situation.

@MattKanyamunyu Stop yapping—every word you say is a dance on my brother's grave and an insult to the Acholi people. We spent more than two decades losing our loved ones to the horrific conditions of the camps. We will not sit by while you add impunity to our long list of grievances.

I woke to pray but my attention was instead drawn to ferocious criticism driven largely by the understandable view that my past makes public reflection impermissible. I was thus faced with a situation about which it is terribly painful to speak but impossible not to respond to. It is true that in the past I caused grave harm without intention. I took responsibility under the law, and under custom. I sought reconciliation, made restitution and served my sentence. I do not deny what happened nor do I claim absolution from its consequences. I lay it all at the foot of Christ who alone 'convicts us rightly of our sin, covers up our guilt and shame, comforts us in our sorrow, reveals to us the path of life and leads us on the way everlasting' What I and what you - should reject if such a calamity ever befell you (God forbid), is that a person must remain permanently silent or irretrievably and irrevocably erased once accountability has been met. And yet that's exactly what a polarised society will not sit with. If a man by some such calamity becomes a symbol of several unresolved societal distortions, a polarised society cannot forgive such a man's unintended crimes, because forgiving him would require it to contend with and admit its own fragility. Forgiving him would require society to admit that ordinary people can cross irreversible lines without intention, that some terrible harm does happen without monsters, that if we can forgive him, he is not a monster, if he is not a monster then this could have happened to any of us. But that right there would be an intolerable truth for a polarised society like ours. People like me must remain monsters. They can not be among the 'any of us'. But thank God there is an Oasis of hope. From which a good infection may be drawn for purposes of National healing from this polarization: The culture and people of Acholi! To whom I express my final words, profound gratitude and respect. Especially the traditional leaders of Acholi (the Institution of Ker Kal Kwaro Acholi) whose time-hallowed culture places truth, reconciliation, and restoration at the heart of justice. Ker Kal Kwaro Acholi, against every human impulse led us through Laro Lok, tito tyen lok and Culo Kwoo. I am equally indebted to the family of the deceased, who, despite enduring immeasurable loss and ongoing pain, found the moral strength to pursue reconciliation, accept restitution, and extend forgiveness. If those most directly aggrieved, the family and the Acholi people themselves, could summon such courage and grace, then their example stands as a profound moral lesson. In a world where even those untouched by the loss often struggle to forgive, the depth of their humanity, restraint, and compassion remains humbling and enduring. Their forgiveness does not erase the pain they continue to carry; rather, it testifies to a moral strength that inspires far beyond my own life. May God bless them and may God heal our country.

@MattKanyamunyu You killed my brother in cold blood. If prison is that rough on you, imagine Akena, who is rotting six feet underground because of your gamba no'gu work.

I find myself feeling a measure of sorrow for those who will end up in jail for causing trouble during these upcoming elections. It doesn’t matter who you are, the psychology and fate of a prisoner slated to spend a while there, is almost the same. I should know, I spent 5 new year’s days in (2017, 2021, 22, 23 & 24). What incarceration does so uniquely, is raise your peculiar fear beyond the human scale, into pathology, and then stage daily life as the most cruel experiment in that fear’s endurance. If you are claustrophobic (as I was), prepare yourself for unimaginable suffocating circumstances. If your fear is that of losing your mind, prepare for your thoughts to unravel, for the dismantling of your minds scaffolding and complete psychological disintegration. If you are homophobic (thank God I’m not), prepare for the worst form of ‘that type of abuse’. And finally contrary to the myth that people adjust with time, in prison, fear consolidates and psychological injury accumulates indefinitely with ongoing catastrophic consequences. Think twice before you are used. Interrogate your aims and motivations; Nga kiki enyoo? Why hurt yourself over a losing wager?

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