Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

@omobolasire

Katılım Nisan 2013
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@chasedownleads I highly doubt you had dinner with 20 billionaires last night. Seems improbable. Maybe 1 or 2.
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Chase Passive Income
Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·
Having dinner with 20 billionaires last night We each took $50 million in cash out of our wallets Then we passed it down one spot to the left That's $1 billion in economic activity created in just a few seconds Then we raised $10 billion in equity financing based on this revenue We used that money to pay for our lavish seafood meal Then we all held hands and tipped 0% as we left the restaurant All the other customers stood up and applauded
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Oli London
Oli London@OliLondonTV·
Pamela Anderson, 58, appears unrecognizable from her Baywatch days as she goes makeup free while talking about beauty being “subjective.” “Everybody was so horrified when I decided I didn’t need a glam team for certain events…”
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@BlondeBigot11 I flew the same flight YEG to Abbotsford a year ago and it smelled on the flight something awful but I didn't know why. Guess no one showers anymore. They spray entire bottles of Axe on them because apparently that's cheaper than just showering and wearing clean clothing.
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Blonde Bigot
Blonde Bigot@BlondeBigot11·
Even small airports are mostly foreigners I was one of maybe 30 whites at Abbotsford airport yesterday. The smell during my flight was so bad and they are completely unbothered by their own screaming children. They’re terrible parents. I hate living around them.
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@Martyupnorth_2 Yeah, I basically put LED lights on everything. It's like hot sauce, except on my house and my boat.
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Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker
LED Christmas lights were hailed as an energy-efficient alternative to incandescent bulbs, using up to 80% less electricity while producing brighter, longer-lasting light. However, their efficiency led to an unintended consequence: overabundance. With lower energy costs, people are installing far more lights, sometimes doubling or tripling the wattage of traditional displays. This "rebound effect" erased much of the promised energy savings. For example, a typical incandescent string used 40 watts, while an LED string uses 5-10 watts, but households now string up thousands of LEDs, pushing total consumption higher than before. Additionally, the cheapness of LEDs encourages overproduction and disposal, contributing to electronic waste. Many LEDs are non-recyclable, piling up in landfills and releasing toxins. The drive for dazzling displays also fuels light pollution, disrupting ecosystems and human sleep patterns. So, while LEDs offered a green promise, unchecked enthusiasm has dimmed their environmental shine. All this to say that government policies can have unintended consequences, and human nature has to be factored in every law.
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Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker@Martyupnorth

Other than gasoline powered vehicles, name a technology that was banned by government in order to force the adoption of a so-called "better" technology. I'll wait.

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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@EricONCA @TdLeaker @thepassivehero People buy a new product at Costco for $500. Then they go find that product at a liquidator, and buy it for $200. Then they return the $200 crappy used one to Costco for a full $500 refund. For $200, they got a new product from Costco.
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@thecritcomp @CoryBMorgan It's a moot point because the second an Alberta referendum gets 50.1% "YES" vote, Donald Trump would step in and liberate the people, with military force if needed. That's what America does with other countries. It's called democracy. So Canada can't do shit
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The Critical Compass
The Critical Compass@thecritcomp·
@CoryBMorgan My favourite reply to the Very Tough and Very Cool “military action” response is to ask Federalists if they know where and what exactly CFB Cold Lake is 😂
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Cory Morgan
Cory Morgan@CoryBMorgan·
So many assclowns saying "Canada won't let Alberta become independendent!" I ask in all honesty, if Alberta voted to go, what could or would Canada do to stop it?
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Bruce
Bruce@bruce_barrett·
The Ghee is locked up in this No Frills. Gee I wonder why?
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@EddylinJeram @ChezDiogenes @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 Grade 6 I went out and was the first kid on the swing set and for the rest of eternity it belonged to me. Not. Like I said, Crimea. God is above these treaties. Natives do not own land forever. Land is fluid. Ever play King of the Castle? I guess you'd need friends for that, so..
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Marc Nixon
Marc Nixon@MarcNixon24·
Imagine: Two First Nation Chiefs trying to veto the will of an entire province. This is next-level insanity.
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 See Ukraine for an example. Crimea was taken from them by force and there was global condemnation. But it was still taken. And it's Russia's now. What happens if the vote is 50%+1 and Donald Trump says "The people have spoken" and simply invades Alberta and takes it all?
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 It's not first nations land forever. That's not how it works. You don't get to just claim land for eternity because your ancestors were there. It would be like Elon Musk claiming Mars for himself because he puts his foot down on it first. Then Mars belongs to him for eternity
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Standing Guard 🍁
Standing Guard 🍁@StandingGuardCA·
That's not a veto. It's a warning shot that Alberta's attempts to steal First-Nations land is not going unnoticed and there is no path to separation without working closely with them. Alberta's FAILURE to consult with the First Nations BEFORE they even CONSIDER separation, is already extremely telling of how any such future for FN under Alberta would go. It would be non-existent. It will never happen. Alberta is already starting on a bad footing.
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@craigbrockie Reminds me of Dr. Jason Fung's work (The Obesity Code). I was formerly obese and my insulin was level was 83. After losing almost 200 lbs my insulin is now 10. It suddenly dropped and now the fat is melting away like butter. I noticed a big difference.
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🧬Craig Brockie
🧬Craig Brockie@CraigBrockie·
This is Dr. Robert Lustig. The scientist who’s spent 25 years studying what’s REALLY making people gain weight. His message? The secret to weight loss isn’t calories—it’s lowering your insulin levels. Here are his 6 strategies to burn fat quickly and effortlessly: 🧵
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@Mcred9 @Garyhelpyouwin @yegwave Donald Trump can take all of Alberta, including the federal lands and treaty lands, assuming 50%+1 happens. Boundaries are not forever. Look at Ukraine, land can switch hands. The aboriginals don't own that land forever until the end of time.
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Michelle
Michelle@Mcred9·
@Garyhelpyouwin @yegwave Constitutionally- it’s pretty much impossible. Then add in the treaty aboriginals who own land that the ab govt just can’t claim and do as they please- pretty much political threats by smith that will go nowhere.
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YEGWAVE
YEGWAVE@yegwave·
BREAKING: Premier Danielle Smith has announced significant changes to Alberta’s Citizen Initiative Act. The threshold to spark a referendum has been dramatically lowered—from 600,000 to just 177,000 signatures. Additionally, the window to gather those signatures has been extended from 90 days to 120.
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@XAnalyst2020 @ej_632 @esaagar How would they know who anyone is? Anyone can sign up with any name and any birth date. I could sign up as "Donald Trump, DOB June 14 1946". It doesn't mean the sample I send in belong's to Donald Trump. People can also use fake names. It's not like 23andme collected SSN's.
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Saagar Enjeti
Saagar Enjeti@esaagar·
So uh, 15 million DNA samples are now just available to the highest bidder?
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
@rustyrockets Geez most staged video ever. The front seat would never be empty, with 3 kids sitting in the back. And a holy water ready to hand over. I mean I dont care but lol, why stage it?
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Russell Brand
Russell Brand@rustyrockets·
I was hitchhiking. I was so confident I wouldn’t get picked up while I was messaging a friend. But then this happened…
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Bruce Cook@bcook
Bruce Cook@bcook@gtapsychservice·
@sunlorrie @globeandmail Treatment does not work if it has been forced. Decades and centuries of this right-winged approach to treatment have all ended in utter failure. There is no healing unless there is buy-in from the client.
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Lorrie Goldstein
Lorrie Goldstein@sunlorrie·
Alberta to build two involuntary treatment centres for people with severe addictions, laying the foundation for the first legislation of its kind in Canada that would allow adults to be forced into treatment without their consent. @globeandmail theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…
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Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson@omobolasire·
Ron Maclean just said "Double Fisting is the way to go". I think he is talking about what is gonna happen to Team USA tonight #CANvsUSA
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