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@chasedownleads I highly doubt you had dinner with 20 billionaires last night. Seems improbable. Maybe 1 or 2.

Having dinner with 20 billionaires last night We each took $50 million in cash out of our wallets Then we passed it down one spot to the left That's $1 billion in economic activity created in just a few seconds Then we raised $10 billion in equity financing based on this revenue We used that money to pay for our lavish seafood meal Then we all held hands and tipped 0% as we left the restaurant All the other customers stood up and applauded

@OliLondonTV TBH, I actually think she looks amazing.

Pamela Anderson, 58, appears unrecognizable from her Baywatch days as she goes makeup free while talking about beauty being “subjective.” “Everybody was so horrified when I decided I didn’t need a glam team for certain events…”

@BlondeBigot11 I flew the same flight YEG to Abbotsford a year ago and it smelled on the flight something awful but I didn't know why. Guess no one showers anymore. They spray entire bottles of Axe on them because apparently that's cheaper than just showering and wearing clean clothing.

Even small airports are mostly foreigners I was one of maybe 30 whites at Abbotsford airport yesterday. The smell during my flight was so bad and they are completely unbothered by their own screaming children. They’re terrible parents. I hate living around them.

@Martyupnorth_2 Yeah, I basically put LED lights on everything. It's like hot sauce, except on my house and my boat.

LED Christmas lights were hailed as an energy-efficient alternative to incandescent bulbs, using up to 80% less electricity while producing brighter, longer-lasting light. However, their efficiency led to an unintended consequence: overabundance. With lower energy costs, people are installing far more lights, sometimes doubling or tripling the wattage of traditional displays. This "rebound effect" erased much of the promised energy savings. For example, a typical incandescent string used 40 watts, while an LED string uses 5-10 watts, but households now string up thousands of LEDs, pushing total consumption higher than before. Additionally, the cheapness of LEDs encourages overproduction and disposal, contributing to electronic waste. Many LEDs are non-recyclable, piling up in landfills and releasing toxins. The drive for dazzling displays also fuels light pollution, disrupting ecosystems and human sleep patterns. So, while LEDs offered a green promise, unchecked enthusiasm has dimmed their environmental shine. All this to say that government policies can have unintended consequences, and human nature has to be factored in every law.

@EricONCA @TdLeaker @thepassivehero People buy a new product at Costco for $500. Then they go find that product at a liquidator, and buy it for $200. Then they return the $200 crappy used one to Costco for a full $500 refund. For $200, they got a new product from Costco.

@TdLeaker @thepassivehero They look up returns on your account because each item purchased is connects to your membership card.

@thecritcomp @CoryBMorgan It's a moot point because the second an Alberta referendum gets 50.1% "YES" vote, Donald Trump would step in and liberate the people, with military force if needed. That's what America does with other countries. It's called democracy. So Canada can't do shit

@CoryBMorgan My favourite reply to the Very Tough and Very Cool “military action” response is to ask Federalists if they know where and what exactly CFB Cold Lake is 😂

So many assclowns saying "Canada won't let Alberta become independendent!" I ask in all honesty, if Alberta voted to go, what could or would Canada do to stop it?

@bruce_barrett Ghee, I wonder why

The Ghee is locked up in this No Frills. Gee I wonder why?

@EddylinJeram @ChezDiogenes @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 Grade 6 I went out and was the first kid on the swing set and for the rest of eternity it belonged to me. Not. Like I said, Crimea. God is above these treaties. Natives do not own land forever. Land is fluid. Ever play King of the Castle? I guess you'd need friends for that, so..

@omobolasire @ChezDiogenes @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 Spoken like a moron western invader who has zero legal standing to the space he occupies. Canada is not the US, it's not Russia and its not Ukraine. Go back to grade 10 🤡

Imagine: Two First Nation Chiefs trying to veto the will of an entire province. This is next-level insanity.

@ChezDiogenes @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 No one owns any land. People occupy land. There's a difference. Learn it.

@omobolasire @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 Sure. Whatever you think, Alberta doesn't own the land.

@cthiesson2112 @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 What do the courts have to say about Russia taking Crimea?

@omobolasire @StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 Present that argument in court and see what happens. All this huffing and puffing is comical

@StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 See Ukraine for an example. Crimea was taken from them by force and there was global condemnation. But it was still taken. And it's Russia's now. What happens if the vote is 50%+1 and Donald Trump says "The people have spoken" and simply invades Alberta and takes it all?

@omobolasire @MarcNixon24 That's a complete strawman. You have no idea how the treaties work.

@StandingGuardCA @MarcNixon24 It's not first nations land forever. That's not how it works. You don't get to just claim land for eternity because your ancestors were there. It would be like Elon Musk claiming Mars for himself because he puts his foot down on it first. Then Mars belongs to him for eternity

That's not a veto. It's a warning shot that Alberta's attempts to steal First-Nations land is not going unnoticed and there is no path to separation without working closely with them. Alberta's FAILURE to consult with the First Nations BEFORE they even CONSIDER separation, is already extremely telling of how any such future for FN under Alberta would go. It would be non-existent. It will never happen. Alberta is already starting on a bad footing.

@craigbrockie Reminds me of Dr. Jason Fung's work (The Obesity Code). I was formerly obese and my insulin was level was 83. After losing almost 200 lbs my insulin is now 10. It suddenly dropped and now the fat is melting away like butter. I noticed a big difference.

This is Dr. Robert Lustig. The scientist who’s spent 25 years studying what’s REALLY making people gain weight. His message? The secret to weight loss isn’t calories—it’s lowering your insulin levels. Here are his 6 strategies to burn fat quickly and effortlessly: 🧵

@Mcred9 @Garyhelpyouwin @yegwave Donald Trump can take all of Alberta, including the federal lands and treaty lands, assuming 50%+1 happens. Boundaries are not forever. Look at Ukraine, land can switch hands. The aboriginals don't own that land forever until the end of time.

@Garyhelpyouwin @yegwave Constitutionally- it’s pretty much impossible. Then add in the treaty aboriginals who own land that the ab govt just can’t claim and do as they please- pretty much political threats by smith that will go nowhere.

BREAKING: Premier Danielle Smith has announced significant changes to Alberta’s Citizen Initiative Act. The threshold to spark a referendum has been dramatically lowered—from 600,000 to just 177,000 signatures. Additionally, the window to gather those signatures has been extended from 90 days to 120.

Good Morning Alberta, Get up friends we have work to do We have a Country to Build Retweet if you are ready? Its Time #AlbertaSeparation #SaskSeparation

@XAnalyst2020 @ej_632 @esaagar How would they know who anyone is? Anyone can sign up with any name and any birth date. I could sign up as "Donald Trump, DOB June 14 1946". It doesn't mean the sample I send in belong's to Donald Trump. People can also use fake names. It's not like 23andme collected SSN's.

@ej_632 @esaagar Insurance companies can use it to their advantage to lower their risk

So uh, 15 million DNA samples are now just available to the highest bidder?

@rustyrockets Geez most staged video ever. The front seat would never be empty, with 3 kids sitting in the back. And a holy water ready to hand over. I mean I dont care but lol, why stage it?

I was hitchhiking. I was so confident I wouldn’t get picked up while I was messaging a friend. But then this happened…

@buperac Manitoba sucks balls.

Manitoba would be hard pressed not to join im sure.

@gtapsychservice @sunlorrie @globeandmail Who cares if they are treated or not? As long as they aren't inflicting damage on society.

@sunlorrie @globeandmail Treatment does not work if it has been forced. Decades and centuries of this right-winged approach to treatment have all ended in utter failure. There is no healing unless there is buy-in from the client.

Alberta to build two involuntary treatment centres for people with severe addictions, laying the foundation for the first legislation of its kind in Canada that would allow adults to be forced into treatment without their consent. @globeandmail theglobeandmail.com/canada/article…

Ron Maclean just said "Double Fisting is the way to go". I think he is talking about what is gonna happen to Team USA tonight #CANvsUSA