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@Coventry_City Because his standards is in the championship not premier

Why do clubs keep hiring Frank Lampard? 😂

@roxie_ug Data science

Bro to bro: What’s a “skill” that takes 4 - 6 months to learn but secretly gives a man huge advantage in life?

@ibn_wittig Spacants

What do you call people who go to space?

@ShimonAine If you have ever been a detainee you will realise that some of those security personnel whether at police cell or prisons they always kind to prisoners.

I won't blame anyone who says that this is a planned musibe. Now what's this?

@siphillipssport @talkSPORT Man you choking our timeline with your nonsensical post

Jason Cundy has suggested Chelsea would benefit from signing a player like Harry Maguire, as the current squad lacks leadership and experience. [@talkSPORT]

@IvanMpalampa @mbales_finest You very right they needed relevance

@mbales_finest Airtel went into partnership with the KABAKA BIRTHDAY RUN simply because MTN had its own MTN MARATHON. For AIRETL to tap on the annual publicity stunt MTN was enjoying, they also had to strategically think the available opportunity, which was the kabaka birthday. Airtel will.....

Why is that since 2014 the buganda kingdom has never given this company the kabaka birthday run gig.?

@mbales_finest @mtnug already had #mtnkampalamarathon while the kabaka's birthday ran had no sponsor. @Airtel_Ug wanted to compete hence they jumped in to the kabaka's run

@AAgather I don't pity people who still use @CentenaryBank those people are thieves, Ever since they stole my 6.5m from their bank I hate them with passion.

Again, no one notified me. Stop stating it matter of factly, it’s very annoying to try to gaslight me and evade responsibility. Secondly, it was your obligation to notify me as my bank. Stop expecting the same government agency that’s acting illegally and with impunity to care about your customers’ convenience and livelihood!

@JuanHeart2016 I blocked such accounts

Apart from BlueCo, Vince is another problem we are facing in this fanbase.😭😭😭😭

@Ozone_LayerK What is milk way galaxy?

This is how planets are arranged in milk Way galaxy.

@ellabosslady_ Let her go

As a real man, suppose your wife accidentally gets pregnant by another Man. What would you do??

@realbig_shak Kindly expound, every normal man wakes up in the morning with erection and immediately go to pee while still hard. Why is it so?

We cannot pee with the penis fully erect.

The recovery footage of the Artemis II crew has just been released ‼️‼️

@BlizzUganda So at mubs students wear caps in lecture rooms

Bebe Cool is back in class and currently studying at Makerere University Business School. At the same time, his wife Zuena Kirema is wrapping up her studies at Makerere University.

@paulwebs1 Fallacy

Northerners have two favorite music genres, Lingala and Nigerian music. If you find one whose favorite is Country music, American pop, soul, and R&B, that one is just a wiseacre who has been influenced by Kampala peer pressure for more than a year.

@AidenKaliisa @HEBobiwine @AMufumbiro What is the definition of incompetent?

On KFM, Mpuuga said he left NUP because of incompetent leaders and gave President @HEBobiwine and comrade @AMufumbiro as examples! Any simple message to him??

@PurelyFootball He assisted the goal

🇵🇾 Meanwhile in Paraguay, a striker missed a penalty and an opposition defender booted the ball, hitting the striker in the face & the ball went into the net.🤣👏

@WKwinn You are just a failed parent.

Single sex schools are breeding grounds for all sorts of sexual immorality. The stories from walls of those religious schools are very dark. Take your child to a mixed school if you MUST!

@mwiine_bri66880 Why do you have kids with person you are not intending to live with the rest of your life??

Why do men run away when a woman tells them she has a kid?Why is it hard to marry a woman with a kid?.