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@carter6f She looks like she's part of the cushion.

Aaron Rose Philip arriving at the Met Gala ✨ First Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major agency… breaking barriers with every step This is what real representation looks like 💫 #Metgala

@LizzieMarbach My wife of 22 years plays video games with me. And she's much more attractive than you. This is winning in life.

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Kiradavis Are those two bullet holes in it?

Good news! The Obama foundation store is online and now you can go buy your own replica pin to commemorate the Obama Library. It’s as ugly as that fake Mecca he dumped on South Siders and it’s only $30! What a steal! It looks like a 3rd world hut.

@reddit_lies It was this guy.

> Empty apartment > "You got" instead of "You have" > Fake, and perhaps gay

@Kronykal It smells fucking disgusting coming from the 5 cars idling on my way inside to the gym.

People get so angry if you say anything negative about weed. Fuck you. Fucking potheads.

@Mumsfilibabba_ @JakeWally Lol I knew someone would post it, thanks.

@JakeWally Everytime I see this clip I think of this dude lmao

This is really one of the ugliest movies of all time

@thevivafrei We told @Applebees we didn't want Broccoli in the Chicken Alfredo. They didn't have to kill it.

Remember everyone, no one ever understood the term “86” to mean “murder”. No one. Ever. Oops.

@Wendys That's enough Wendy's for today.

new spicy chicken sandwich slaps

@TheOnlyDSC Exactly

Women like “Our kids will look like Lenny Kravitz”

@Aliathewhite There were signs.

Today I learned that Jay Kay is gay.

@wethefifth @DavidAFrench These people in the video are racially obsessed.

David French explains SCOTUS's 6–3 decision in Louisiana v. Callais. Our new episode with @davidafrench is out now.

@gisellaesthetic Didn't fix the snaggletooth.

Editing outdoor wedding photos

@reddit_lies It's all fantasy (well maybe 1% isn't).

Incredible things happening on cuck reddit.

@VickieforNYC They'll still settle. That's all these bags of scum care about.

Fact: Compliance with the police results in zero force being used. You do not have the right to resist. Even if you’re completely innocent and know they have the wrong person entirely, you have no right to resist. Comply with the arrest and let them release you later. That’s it. Yes it may be inconvenient and unfortunate but that’s the occasional cost of living in a civilization. This guy would’ve been out of the cuffs in barely an hour if he had simply complied.

@Pirat_Nation No reason to use spotify anymore for me. I'm already paying for amazon prime and I discovered their music app has no ads.

Spotify Stock crashes After Q1 2026 Earnings After raising Premium subscription prices in markets like the US (now $12.99/month), Spotify reported solid Q1 results, but investors weren’t impressed. The company’s stock dropped nearly 18%, wiping out billion in market value. >Revenue grew 8% to €4.53 billion >Monthly active users hit 761 million (+12%) >Premium subscribers reached 293 million (+9%) >Record operating profit: €715 million A lot of people online are already saying they’re thinking about jumping ship to YouTube Music or Amazon Music because of the higher prices.

@JuanitoSay Sorry, but there's only 1 non-gay response.

Años después, Will Poulter contó que grabar la escena de los besos con Jennifer Aniston y Emma Roberts en ¿Quiénes son los Miller? fue bastante incómodo. Tenía apenas 19 años y admitió que hoy habría ayudado tener un coordinador de intimidad en el set.

@Timcast Quick, someone post the name Henry Martinez with a new account to foreshadow 2029.

Yoooooo wtf???

@dave_mccowan @TheGriftReport Sounds like the most important family to her is gone.

@TheGriftReport When you take your own life, the pain doesn't end; you give it to your family and friends to carry.

Devastated mum Wendy Duffy ends her life today at Swiss suicide clinic because she cannot live without her only son. Wendy Duffy, 56, a former care worker from the West Midlands, is travelling to the Pegasos clinic in Basel today to end her life. Her only son Marcus, 23, died four years ago after choking on a cherry tomato while asleep on the sofa. Wendy says the grief has become completely unbearable and no amount of therapy or medication has helped. She has paid £10,000 of her life savings for the procedure and said “I want to die, and that’s what I’m going to do. My life; my choice.” Her family support her heartbreaking decision even though they are devastated to lose her. She has asked for her ashes to be scattered at the park bench where she used to sit every night talking to Marcus.

C'mon Netflix, do better

@TheJusticeDept Double standard.

U.S. Soldier Charged With Using Classified Information To Profit From Prediction Market Bets Gannon Ken Van Dyke allegedly made more than $400,000 trading on polymarket on the basis of classified information regarding the timing of a U.S. military operation to capture Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela 🔗: justice.gov/opa/pr/us-sold…