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I’ll think about it. In the meanwhile, Never Blackpill! | 🧊🇺🇸

United States Katılım Mayıs 2020
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The Oofinator
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Sometimes I wonder if politicians are actually apart of some evil lovecraftian conspiracy to conjure a demon of pure evil to reign a thousand years of his tyranny over the earth or their brains just get so fried by politics that they become profoundly retarded.
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@AGZC6 I’m really curious what a 1952 Taft Presidency would’ve looked like tbh
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@Gaismair “Hey, why are there ships with American flags coming towards us?” “Uhh, I dunno, fire at them, I guess.”
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@RealJohnRose I like how ‘we have a VERY simple message- stop killing us’ implies that we’re actively trying to kill him Like he’s being pursued as we speak and is desperately releasing a call for mercy
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why the fuck did this number show up at my house
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Seminole Scout
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@bumbadum14 Detroit solved it, laid the foundation for growth, then decided to elect a black DSA retard as soon as Duggan stopped running.
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Another reason why it’s important we control the census is because the federal government needs to be rigged in our favor for the next 10 years. Every democrat city in the country is reaching a Detroit level budget crisis. Detroit solved it by literally appointing a bankruptcy lawyer as a dictator but this isn’t going to happen in Seattle, Colorado, and California. Dems in DC will bail them out and we can’t let that happen.
Rip Wheeler@WheelerRipWA

Washington State Democrats have terminated pension plans for police officers & firefighters, raiding billions to pay for Democrat Spending It has become the first state in US history to terminate a public employee pension plan. The legislature in Olympia passed the bill and the related federal lawsuit filed in Seattle. Governor Bob Ferguson, a Democrat, signed Engrossed Second Substitute House Bill 2034 (E2SHB 2034) into law. The termination of LEOFF Plan 1 takes effect June 30, 2029. Details: 🔺️LEOFF Plan 1 covers law enforcement officers and firefighters hired before October 1, 1977. 🔺️It closed to new members decades ago and now serves about 5,500-6,000 mostly retired members and beneficiaries. 🔺️As of the state's own June 2024 actuarial valuation, the plan stood at 160% funded, with a substantial surplus. 🔺️No employer or employee contributions have been required for 25 years since it hit full funding around 2000. 🔺️Projections showed it heading to over 200% funded with a $4.3 billion surplus by 2029. 🔺️The law terminates the existing plan and "restates" it into a new system. 🔺️It transfers enough assets to the new fund to leave it at 110% funded, then sweeps the rest - expected at $3.9 billion - into a pension surplus holding account. 🔺️From there, politicians can redirect it for general spending. 🔺️$569 million goes to the Climate Commitment Account and $880 million goes to refill the rainy day fund that Democrats already drained to cover a deficit they created through overspending. Other portions eyed climate programs and general budget gaps. The Bill was sponsored by Rep. Timm Ormsby (D-Spokane), it passed the House 55-39 (every yes vote was a Democrat, while republicans voted no). The state claims members have a contractual right only to their benefits, not surplus assets, and that ~80% of original contributions came from the state. Critics call this a betrayal of the deal for first responders who risk their lives to protect the public. Retired first responders sued with former King County Sheriff and Congressman Dave Reichert (R), who served as a LEOFF 1 member since 1972 being the lead plaintiff. Other plaintiffs include leaders from retired police and firefighter associations. Many say local and state governments are funding illegal migrants while ripping away pensions for first responders. ChristinaAguayoNews

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@extradeadjcb Even with the spells, you’d still have random, say, warlords inheriting some long-lost genetic trait and using it to conquer a personal fiefdom 2000 miles away from the nearest ‘ministry’ in the 1400s.
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@extradeadjcb Honestly the wizards probably had several near-extinction level events when you think about it There’s no way that, without some brutal totaitarian wizard regime to enforce it, that wizards were just completely turned to myth in the common consciousness.
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Bennett's Phylactery
Bennett's Phylactery@extradeadjcb·
Both sides are Wizard-supremacist (there aren't really any alternatives, Wizard supremacy unavoidable in practice) The "good guys" basically think of themselves as zookeepers who have made the world a nature preserve & locked themselves in the cages (via an absurdly invasive surveillance apparatus that presumably sounds fine if you're English) The Dark Wizard opinion, I guess, is that there should be overt domination instead of occulted & restrained domination, but they can't go in guns blazing - Muggle tech is at least at parity for mass killing, & they outnumber wizards at least 1000:1 So the real bone of contention is whether Wizards should be a little more active about mind-controlling Muggle leaders & manipulating the Muggle public The Dark Wizards can't really be interested in enslaving the Muggles - for what? They already have flawlessly obedient slaves Presumably their objection is to the Statute of Secrecy itself - they don't want to be continually surveilled & punished to maintain the nature preserve The only other question is whether out-breeding is a problem - but magic ability clearly runs in families & seems to be a massively dominant trait (squibs are a rare family tragedy) So I guess Wizards are just rare because they slaughter each other every 30 years or so in narcissism-of-small-differences wars about exactly how racist to be
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used up all my tokens arguing with Claude about the feasibility of Grindelwald's plan again

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@MeinGottNiles @PaleoMarxism “I never thought of it like that…” “Oh, that was easy. Speaking of, where the fuck were you the last ten weeks?” “…” “…working. I couldn’t post on X because I was working.” “…what?”
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@vesper_118 @3xcalibaneur But Izzat is a bunch of vaguely karmic bullshit that iirc isn’t even ‘moral’. It’s not thought through at all, more cobbled together as a revered tradition rather than organized system
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@vesper_118 @3xcalibaneur isn’t it worse because it’s theological like muslim prayer points Like at least social credit actually makes sense when you think about it, it’s the idea of recognizing certain citizens as conducting themselves with good behavior and hence should have more opportunity,
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I don’t know what “izzat” is and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask.
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@SensibleFascist Also the pigs never ‘conquer’ the birds or assert sovereignty over them, they just come there to destroy and take.
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@jlippincott Does she know that if the $43 million was spent on insulin imports or whatever it would do literally nothing Actually, does she realize the insulin would be in short supply either way since it’s a supply issue, and money doesn’t magically make more supply appear
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@RetrieveGoldens @swmarshall_ The only thing G-I does is jobber Kanan endlessly, but at least he gets to do that. The other Inquisitors basically accomplish nothing other than beating Ezra and Sabine once in their introduction, then otherwise doing nothing until Maul kills them all.
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i feel like we don’t talk about how mental this is enough…
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@TheKeplarHermit The Rif region unironically has more historical distinctions and cultural uniqueness compared to West Sahara but they’re clearly fine
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@TheKeplarHermit West Sahara’s literal only arguments for existence are ‘we got colonized by Spain instead for like 40 years’ and ‘i, personally, the communist terrorist, dislike the moroccan monarchy’.
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🌲🌲🈴Mr. Remote☔️🌲🌲
🌲🌲🈴Mr. Remote☔️🌲🌲@TheKeplarHermit·
Western Sahara is not and never has been a real political entity, it objectively belongs to the Moroccans. The Palestinians (even if I disagree) at least have some ground to stand on with their claim.
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@OPaladins2 Literally both revolutions were mostly led and organized by intelligentsia within the upper-middle class of the capital city, with peasants leading the counter-revolution attempts How do you manage to be this illiterate
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