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@oohshinystuff

I will pillow fight to the DEATH.

Katılım Mart 2011
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you don't know me
you don't know me@oohshinystuff·
Do I DM? No, well maybe, if I’ve interacted with you in some way other than following you back then maybe. But for the most part I’m fucking married what the hell do you want? I’m not folding your underwear or making you dinner.
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Amerie Jayne🇨🇦🍁
Amerie Jayne🇨🇦🍁@ms_amerie_jayne·
I reserve the right to change my mind at anytime without owing anyone an explanation
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you don't know me@oohshinystuff·
Do I text my mother? Yes…do I say random stuff? Also yes…,
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you don't know me@oohshinystuff·
Who would like to see my husbands toes? All feet all the time.
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Harry Sisson
Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
I expect every Republican who was outraged at people for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death to immediately condemn Trump for saying “I’m glad he’s dead” about Robert Mueller. This is disgusting.
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Aunt Steph xo
Aunt Steph xo@stephaknee__·
Fuck health insurance companies.
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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥
Jeff Bezos paid $50M for a wedding. He just got a $16B tax break. He laid off 60k people. And you’re furious about a kid getting a free school lunch.
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you don't know me@oohshinystuff·
Once upon a time I drank Gin and Juice. Now I drink a calming chamomile tea. We are not the same.
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Lottie-pop 🍭
Lottie-pop 🍭@Lottie_Poppie·
Just me and my unhealthy coping mechanisms against the world
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Case
Case@Cactuscali1991·
I have Fomofo, Fear of Motherfuckers.
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚
Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚@Lilblack_heart·
If you think I’m crazy you should hear the voice in my head. That bitch is unhinged.
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Lottie-pop 🍭
Lottie-pop 🍭@Lottie_Poppie·
In my world “dry clean only” translates to “throw it in the washer and hope for the best”
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Dadman Walking
Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking·
I’m one traumatic event away from walking into the woods, befriending a raccoon, and letting it make all my future decisions
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Cooper Lawrence
Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrence·
Are you guys all watching the season finale of “football” tonight?
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
The Real Rodney Lacroix@RealRodLacroix·
After seven long months, we’ve finally reached the end of January.
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you don't know me@oohshinystuff·
I’m finally starting to lose the “baby weight.” Now my “baby” is 276 months old but who’s counting?
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Me: “My brain is full of feral squirrels.” My son: “Valid” —When your son really knows you
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
Is anyone really surprised that Donald Trump is trying to force himself on Greenland after it said no? Doing things without consent is kinda his thing
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