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@kiwiwayne3 95% of climate scientists agree…

@openpanic I always believe ‘the experts’ 😆😂🤣

Damn! I spent all my money and indulged in all of life’s vices, knowing my life would be over this year! Oh well back to work till I’m 80 then…🤭

@JackPosobiec @kiwikate2 I was just humming that the other day and said: “Whats this tune?” Wife: I dunno, use Shazam. Me: No you know, the song about denouncing the Ottoman occupation and reviving the ancient Christian tattoo tradition to protect young girls from rape. Wife: Hmm, that rings a bell…

Croatia has stormed the Eurovision final with a historic anthem that denounces the Ottoman occupation and revives the ancient Christian tattoo tradition to protect young girls from rape Performed entirely in Croatian, the song slams centuries of Islamic Turkish occupation of their lands and recalls how Catholic girls were tattooed with Christian motifs to stop them from being abducted, converted to Islam, and forced into sexual slavery "That’s why many chose the grave, our mothers did not birth slaves” Turkey is already attacking the group for performing the song

@TheChiefNerd @wanganuiorg We’ve known about the largely flat fossil record for years. It just gets awkward if you ask why.

GARY BRECKA: “The main issue with evolution is we have taken enormous scientific leaps in the fossil records … We don't have a fossil record that takes us from single and multi-celled organisms into an entire species.”

@BarryYoungNZ @HopeRising19 How long were patients followed? Just a year?

🚨What the data shows🚨 The Crowns expert witness - a Professor of Epidemiology at Auckland University provided 2022 Age Standardised Mortality stats for NZ (easy to find). With that it is also easy to predict expected mortality according to all age groups and the length of time they were followed after their last vaccination. Remember this is for over 2 million people of ALL ages. The results are devastating. Overall SMR = 1.51 (using 2022 elevated mortality stats). Observed deaths were approximately 51% higher than expected even under the 2022 baseline rates, given the actual person-time at risk in the cohort. SMR is close to or below 1 in younger bands and rises steadily in older bands (reaching ~1.6 in the 75+ groups). This gradient is consistent. This is a clean, person-time-adjusted analysis. No subset cherry-picking...just data. P-value for this being a 'fluke' (Poisson test) Under the null hypothesis that the 2022 baseline rates fully explain the mortality (i.e. no excess), the number of observed deaths follows a Poisson distribution with mean = expected deaths. Observed deaths (O) = 37,250 Expected deaths (E) = 24,719.5 SMR ≈ 1.51 For large numbers the normal approximation to the Poisson is excellent: Test statistics z = (O − E) / √E ≈ (37,250 − 24,719.5) / √24,719.5 ≈ 79.7 The one-sided p-value for observing this many (or more) deaths by chance is: p < 10^{-1000} (effectively 0 for any practical or statistical purpose). ZERO CHANCE THIS IS A 'FLUKE'. Covid vaccines should have been investigated and stopped years ago.

Is it weird that furniture companies now feel compelled to dish out moral or social messaging? They could just sell furniture on its own merits and not enter the debate. Is this more a reaction to DEI pressure that rewards a company for activism rather than focus on its core service?

@Genfei @Gaynotqueer1 @MrTCHarris @IKEAUK Yes, this is genuine IKEA content. It matches their official LGBT+ inclusion/allyship guidance on websites and Instagram (e.g. India), which includes the exact phrasing about listening without questioning transgender people's experiences and supporting gender diversity.

No, IKEA, I'm not going to 'listen without questioning.'

@the_salty_one_ @nzpolice Hmm, the organisers of this rally need to up their sign game.

Where is the left media complaining about hurty words? Are the @nzpolice going to visit that sausage for promoting murder and consuming our blood? Or is that just free speech when it's the left doing it.

@Gumbootson @Kermys_Returned @NewstalkZB Climate change is a mental health issue.

Seriously. I’ve never seen a more ridiculous and stupid headline @NewstalkZB

A clip from when journalism was journalism and allowed to question health and medicine.

@GEHonesty @timeforchangenz Extra points for having the wordiest banners! FYI, if you want the hippies on your side, your banners need to be green with a leaf. Seriously.

Thank you to everyone who joined our peaceful Auckland vigil today. 🇳🇿 We stood together to protect your right to know what’s in your food. Under the Government’s proposed Gene Technology Bill, genetically modified “gene edited” foods will no longer be labelled. If it’s not labelled… how will you know? KEEP NZ GE FREE ✋ STOP THE GENE TECH BILL #newzealand #nzpol #farming #nofarmersnofood

@elonmusk ‘Why does race matter’ asked by people who bring in policies because they think race matters.

A glaringly obvious double-standard

@anvilof @The_Anglo_Saxon So it was you!!

@The_Anglo_Saxon I've ridden a few whales in my time...not proud of it

"decades of slience" - oh do fuck off 🤦‍♂️

@no1singularian @The_Anglo_Saxon My Dad was a Dutch immigrant, learnt Te Reo and shared it with us before it was woke. We had a canary called ‘manu kowhai’!

@The_Anglo_Saxon My Danish immigrant father learnt Te Reo at night classes in the 70's. Anyone could go. He was also a world class musician, engineer, tool maker, builder and all round good guy. Rip.

@Operations50510 @The_Anglo_Saxon Just a Māori boy isolated from his whakapapa, his history. Struggling to survive in a harsh colonial landscape. Learning Te Reo brought his world into view, his connection with the earth & its people. For the 1st time his eyes were opened… Hey! I’m practically John Campbell!

@The_Anglo_Saxon Imagine all those years without any identity. The mind boggles as to how he managed to function at all. Was it just sitting in the lost and found box all that time?

@SamaHoole @james_onedin I love how they are both dressed in organic green. AI would have a meltdown if two humans in the same image were dressed differently.

Activist: "You should replace your cattle with plant crops." Farmer: "Such as?" Activist: "Wheat." Farmer: "Thirty-degree slope. The tractor would be in the hedge by lunchtime." Activist: "Soy, then." Farmer: "Soy likes hot summers and warm nights. This is Cumbria. The soy would sit in the rain for a month, sulk, and die confused." Activist: "Quinoa." Farmer: "Quinoa grows at altitude in the Andes on thin dry soil. My altitude's right. Everything else is wrong. The sheep next door would write a strongly worded letter." Activist: "Lentils. Chickpeas." Farmer: "Both Mediterranean. This field had eleven inches of rain in August. They'd drown standing up." Activist: "Vegetables. Carrots." Farmer: "Carrots need deep, sandy, stone-free soil. This is clay with rocks the size of footballs. The carrot would meet the rock, give up, and grow sideways out of spite." Activist: "There must be something." Farmer: "There is. It's grass. Grew here on its own. Asks for nothing. Feeds something that turns it into food. The field decided this long before I got here."

@kiwiwayne3 “Labour in Chaos!” “Hipkins won’t last until the election!” “Damning poll signals Labour meltdown” And ‘Extreme weather calls for worldwide climate summit’! (They couldn’t help themselves on the last one)

“Fair and unbiased” 😆😂🤣🤡🤡🤡

@mazemoore He's right, I see less and less of them these days!

2016. Guy McPherson (a climate change expert, scientist, and professor from the University of Arizona) says that there will not be any humans on the planet by 2026 due to the effects of climate change. Trust the scientists. 😜🤣

@wanganuiorg He almost looks like an elderly woman (not without the drugs and makeup) but being mistaken for a woman is not what he’s after. He wants to be recognised as a man who is a woman. That’s the fetish.

Now paint his face black. Watch what happens. The Left can't think. Skin coloration is WAY more ambiguous than biological sex. And yet ... Blackface is a hate crime.

@kaiviti_cam @nonienonienonie He was hoping the vaccine would induce amnesia. It seems to have worked in many of his believers.

Hipkins says Aucklanders have moved on from the lockdowns. The man who kept the city in the longest, hardest lockdown in the world now wants amnesia. Not happening. nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/ #NZPol

@Wildnfree1984 @StradGina FREE ANT HAINES!!

I can not believe they are still trying to fine this man for opening to the unvaxed during Covid lockdowns 🥴🤦🏼‍♀️🤬 #Echobox=1778804223" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nzherald.co.nz/rotorua-daily-… How utterly RIDICULOUS This is your daily reminder that your Government hates you 🤗