Mason Howell’s Burner

@Dr_DewSweep Captivating stuff damn. Seems like a #BALLER

@optimalspinrate He stopped showing up to Christmas again a few years ago so he’s alive but who knows what kinda side quests he’s on

Can’t tell you how much I love Min Woo Lee competing in a PGA Championship while looking like my drug dealing uncle from 1994

@KonaBigWavey Nah jt is too much of a slimeball lol

Hypothetically speaking, if Jordan Spieth and Justin Thomas get into a final pairing and it comes down to the last hole, you think JT shanks one so Spieth can get the grand slam?

@Murda_OTB Dude I watched like all day and I still saw probably only 11/18 golf holes (don’t have ESPN+)

@optimalspinrate Sad that we had 6 hours of caddying while this shihhhh was on live, otherwise it would’ve been a clinical afternoon.

Account is abominable

At my younger brother’s graduation dinner watching his senior class montage. College has corrupted our souls, friends.

How life feels being a Bryson hater today:

Excited to unveil the design for the East Potomac Golf Links renovation from Fazio Design. Like iconic public courses of Bethpage Black & Torrey Pines, East Potomac will offer locals—of the National Capital Region—championship-quality golf at affordable, highly discounted rates.

@DJPie Me omw to the island…

Debating whether to let people back on the island or shut down in the interests of public safety/what could happen next.

@Dr_DewSweep @GolfCentral @GolfChannel @PGAChampionship @PGA Angelic

The @GolfCentral Live From music is echoing through the house from my TV. All is right in the world. Let’s play some major championship golf.

@MattVincenziPGA Colin Montgomerie

If you could guarantee one player doesn’t win the PGA Championship, who would you pick?

@ThatchHackerman @TronCarterNLU yall taking inspiration from the chimpanzee civil war on this one?? #SHRINK

Who knew you had to be 21 and have a narc bouncer to see Soly and Big Randy? #ThisIDisfake

@ThatchHackerman @NOTdaRealGil @NoLayingUp That’s what I like to hear

@optimalspinrate @NOTdaRealGil @NoLayingUp Currently looking for another door

Patiently waiting for these gents! @NoLayingUp

@ThatchHackerman @NOTdaRealGil @NoLayingUp Hack, when has that stopped you before?

@NOTdaRealGil @NoLayingUp Just got denied at the door. “Unfortunately can’t let you in this ID is fake”

@RevWSJohnson Pants…..

This was my outfit today. Thoughts? Thx

White Tesla drivers must be executed

@leftyzag Zag, your move is so good. What’s ur swing thought to get to that position in transition? This is a cry for help.

Much needed tune up today @ Cape Fear

@RonDeSantis Desantis is the Sergio Garcia of governors

Probably overcook a 9 iron and end up in the drink on the left side of the green.

@HubertsLeftNut Ballsy shit, Hubert

@HubertsLeftNut Mason Howell #fakeid

Started a new list in the notes app. Need suggestions #asap