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@vxunderground Depends on what industry targeted… hospitals and/or power plants?

Ages ago some NATO-based Threat Actors were causing problems to the United States government. In the official Department of Justice court paperwork, the United States government was able to acquire precise Telegram chat logs from the Threat Actor apprehended. The documents were partially sealed and information on how the chat logs were acquired was never disclosed. Many Threat Actors on Telegram immediately jumped to the conclusion the United States government had utilized a Telegram exploit to get access to their conversations. I believed this to be speculative and borderline schizo. However, I have continually been proven false by schizos repeatedly over-and-over-and-over again in 2026. Do you think the United States government would authorize the usage of zero day exploits against ransomware operators who have proven to be difficult to identify?

@ImperiumFirst Woody Allen?

The New York Times just published an article titled ‘The Epstein Files Should Never Have Been Released’ You’re never going to guess who the author is

@elenasb_ you can just post a paragraph

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@samlymatters It was progressive of Cooper to give so many felons a second chance

All the women from Mad Men are so multi-layered, intelligent, and compelling to watch. It’s crazy they couldn’t vote.

can I come over and do this

@DanManCarney we’re they making eye cotact and placing their other hand over their heart and looking at your small frame emaciated frame eyes welling with tears

At my college orientation they asked us if we knew anyone with AIDS and one person very uncomfortably raised their hand and then we just moved on

need to get a gun so that if someone tries to kidnap me i can jus kill myself

@lizzbeaan This is actually extremely common among the type of person that character catered to

In 30 Rock when Liz Lemon was the bully all along during high school

@devahaz No one ever chooses matar paneer because god forbid anything green cross your lips even as a filler

Once again confronted with this fateful choice

@SketchesbyBoze @YourAnonNews Still trying to move that truck

Young people may not know this but there was a time when the internet had thousands of quirky, informative websites, when you could spend hours browsing and come away smarter rather than dumber. We have seen a wonderful thing destroyed in our lifetimes.

my tweets appeal to two genders

this make a me cry laughing

@nocontextmemes “Great news fellas: Mechanical Turk is back on the menu!”

@DanManCarney Happy Opposite gDay “mate”

The Guardian interviewed me about how to be masculine

@badgerwocky @techhsiren Coke has no competition to Mountain Dew

@techhsiren They're practically the same product. I don't know why anyone cares enough about the tiny variation in flavour to have a strong opinion about it

why do restaurants have either coke OR pepsi?? aren't they allowed to order both? i fear there is some sort of conspiracy there . the coke mafia

@OnashiGitsune @AtRealBen It’s a 4chan poster they probably left out the part where they tried to fuck their cousin years ago

They're just like my family. Years of Christmas dinners I was never invited to. Suddenly broke off contact with me more than 10 years ago, when I became disabled and lost the ability to work. I'm not good enough for them because they're all rich executives. They even turned my daughter against me. The only time I heard from them was last year when my brother called to invite me to my mother's memorial service. I got there (3 hours by transit each way) and it was obvious that the rest of my relatives were pissed off at my brother for inviting me or telling me she was dead. None of them would speak to me and I left. Toxic families like that aren't worth having in your life. I spend every Christmas alone and I like it. I make my own old fashioned Christmases, complete with decorations, turkey dinner, and I buy a present for myself each year. At least I get something I want.

anon experiences a good old fashioned family Christmas 😭

@AricToler Remember “pikablu”?

For an idea of when it came out, it has a preview of Gold and Silver when a guy played it when it was only out in Japan

Visiting my mom's house, where she dug out an ancient Pokemon card magazine I had as a kid. Including web addresses that are just an IP address.

@DeepDishEnjoyer I had no idea Larry David runs a start up

my buddy took a tech job in sf out of college. one of his new tech friends invited him over for a steak dinner. he was cooking a1 wagyu steak, would he like to try any! anyway after the dinner he immediately gets a venmo charge from the guy

@STR1KETHESUN @NathanJRobinson

@orblightning @NathanJRobinson if a child was running on the road would you run them over just because they're supposed to not be on it

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