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@orksarefun

🇦🇺 60 #seniorswiftie 🦋orksarefun🦋 Never be so clever, you forget to be kind. Tayvis fan

Australia Katılım Temmuz 2012
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Clive
Clive@orksarefun·
@SergeTrigger @kmixbye my eyesight isn't as good, so i read all my books on my ipad. and it can store a lot of books
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I just learned that books in an E-reader are as expensive as physical books. then what is the freaking point?
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@kaiamal13 Doesn't Timothee like basketball? He will get on great with Travis
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kaia❤️‍🔥@kaiamal13·
they’re so booking Timothée for that Dune 3 promo aren’t they 😭😭😭
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@ribotteok That's true. We also have flies, and spiders, and sharks, and quokkas, and drop bears.
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sammy 𝜗𝜚 misses atz :(
hey so australia is alot more than the “gigantic bugs” btw! it hurts us a little when you say youd never come visit us because of all the bugs. its not that bad. where i live i hardly see bugs. but people wouldn’t know that because they don’t ask, they just assume. it sucks /nbh
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@Sarah_Haar_ My sister has Fun Scrub Friday. When she gets on the bus they look like pyjamas.
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Sarah Haar@Sarah_Haar_·
Meanwhile at Australian schools we have ‘Pyjama Day’ where everyone including the teachers wear pyjamas & silly slippers to school. Because having joy & whimsy is actually completely fine. We are allowed comforts. We have freedom of choice.
Daughter of Wolves@Alicia_Bittle_

These are “give-up” pants. You will never see a person who is doing well in life wearing them in public. You will never see someone who has it together mentally/physically/emotionally wearing them. This is natures warning sign for “I cannot be relied upon because I can’t even rely on myself to take care of myself.”

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@MarkAGunnels Not a hope. Taylor and Travis have set up their home in KC, and he has a successful career in media when he retires.
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Mark Gunnels@MarkAGunnels·
Does anyone really think it's a possibility Travis Kelce plays for another team?
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Clive@orksarefun·
@lexiosborne Exactly. Taylor and Travis have made a home in KC. They are not leaving the home they got engaged in, and Travis will make a ton of money in media/Hollywood when he retires.
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Lexi@lexiosborne·
In no world does it make any sense for Travis to end his career in a completely new city, not catching passes from Patrick Mahomes. I just don’t see it. Like at all. But let the media yap, I suppose.
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@oscvers @oscrossiant They are from Coles, and I've probably got 5 or 6 around here. They are so useful.
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カヤちゃん!옷 (← jonathan)
@oscrossiant no literally every single household has one it’s insane. that exact bag. i went into like at least nine or ten different homes while i was in aus and every single one had at least one. crazy
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カヤちゃん!옷 (← jonathan)
@ aussie oomfs what is it with that fucking citrus bag and why does everyone have one. when i went to aus every single household had one. is it mandatory?
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Chris Magus@fowlesstolename·
@cosmicjester @gomichild It’s the kind of tweet that would be better as a thought and then discarded when the next thought was “that must makes me look like a sad cunt”.
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Clive
Clive@orksarefun·
@BKforreal1989 @daisysbare I think TS13 will be TS12 on steriods. Full of marriage and baby songs. If you didn't like the Travis songs of TS12, you will probably hate TS13. Although I think it will be more like Debut than 1989.
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BKforreal1989@BKforreal1989·
@daisysbare Yeah, that's a big distinction in my opinion! It will be interesting to watch people grapple with the "celebrity Taylor Swift" living out her Wi$h Li$t bc I think people have become woefully abnormal about things like marriage & motherhood.
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Daisy ✿@daisysbare·
One of the things I love most about Wish List is that she’s saying “I just want YOU” and not “I just want HIM” - she’s speaking directly to him with no hiding exactly what she wants the rest of her life to look like 🥹
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@CynicalPublius If anyone in Madagascar is getting a prize, it should be penguins
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Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius·
I'm getting tired of explaining this, but I'll do it again because there is so much stupidity out there. Here is the Seven Step Plan: 1. Decapitate Iran's leadership and destroy its military. 2. A new regime comes to power that will no longer fund Hamas/Hezbollah. 3. Without Iranian arms and cash, Palestinians have no choice but to make a lasting peace with Israel. 4. With the Palestinian conflict ended, the Gulf Arab countries will have the political breathing room to fully engage with Israel as a regional partner. 5. Peace in the Middle East, at long last. 6. Trump once again gets rebuffed for the Nobel Peace Prize in favor of a transgender Coptic nun in Madagascar who rescued a species of hermit crabs. 7. Profit.
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G. F. Allen@AuthorGFAllen·
Have you ever finished a book and thought, “Okay, I’m reading everything this person writes”?
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Clive@orksarefun·
@thevenaben @layneashley222 I'm an Aussie, not a Yank, but shouldn't you be aiming for the middle? How will the Democrats ever win if they tell the moderates to vote Republican?
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Venaben@thevenaben·
@layneashley222 Far-left policy should be the norm in the Democratic Party. No more supporters of Israel, no more warmongering or Blue MAGA.
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queen of hoops snark 👸🏻✡️🏀🧜‍♀️
This SHOULD be a blue wave year, but Dems really need to stop normalizing nazis, chasing far leftists, and spreading antisemitic bullshit and lies. I don’t understand why that’s seemingly so hard
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Clive@orksarefun·
@sydney_ev I would like an EV, when the price & range improve. I can get 1000km from my Diesel Hyundai i40
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Sydney EV 🔋☀️
Sydney EV 🔋☀️@sydney_ev·
"EVs wont work in Australia because distance..." reality is, Australia is highly urbanised population, all in just a few centers, and we drive LESS than those in the US, and barely more than those in Europe. many nations in EU, actually drive further, Ireland at 17000Km P.A
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Clive@orksarefun·
@KateEmersonBri Why would you mourn the death of someone who murdered innocent women?
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Kate Emerson 🇵🇸 🔻
Kate Emerson 🇵🇸 🔻@KateEmersonBri·
Following hard on the heels of Mossad Minns, Albanese has said that he does not want the vigils for Khamenei to go ahead. You see, only vigils for Jews are allowed in Australia.
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Charlie Bentley-Astor
Charlie Bentley-Astor@astor_charlie·
Davidson says he left the BAFTAs early because he was aware his tics were "distressing" the celebrities. This level of privilege and intolerance from the "diversity and inclusion crowd"! Shame on the lot of them - sodding hypocrites!
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

John Davidson says he is “deeply mortified” that anyone thought his involuntary tics were “intentional or to carry any meaning.” Full statement: “I wanted to thank BAFTA and everyone involved in the awards last night for their support and understanding and inviting me to attend the broadcast. I appreciated the announcement to the auditorium in advance of the recording, warning everyone that my tics are involuntary and are not a reflection of my personal beliefs. I was heartened by the round of applause that followed this announcement and felt welcomed and understood in an environment that would normally be impossible for me. In addition to the announcement by Alan Cumming, the BBC and BAFTA,  I can only add that I am, and always have been deeply mortified if anyone considers my involuntary tics to be intentional or to carry any meaning. I was in attendance to celebrate the film of my life, I SWEAR, which more than any film or TV documentary, explains the origins, condition, traits and manifestations of Tourette Syndrome. I have spent my life trying to support and empower the Tourette’s community and to teach empathy, kindness and understanding from others and I will continue to do so. I chose to leave the auditorium early into the ceremony as I was aware of the distress my tics were causing.”

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Clive@orksarefun·
@RachelLeishman There are a lot of people, who should be acting better, coming after a disabled person for something they had no control over.
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Rachel Leishman@RachelLeishman·
has everyone just lost all their brain cells? like what the fuck is happening?
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DavidWilson34 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
American Twitter has been retaliating overnight with the wit and verve you would expect. Apparently I am - Racist for saying Blacks are thick. A lefty liberal for not saying Blacks are thick. Jewish. A coward as Scotland didn’t fight in WW2. 🤔 Superb entertainment 😂
DavidWilson34 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@Wilson34David

If you want confirmation that most Americans are thick, then their posts about John Davidson provide rich pickings. Not only do they not have a clue about Tourette's and Coprolalia, they can’t be arsed using their fat, grease stained fingers to google it. Cunts the lot of them.

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@Aidan_csc That’s a dangerous occupation, hunting haggis.
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In Scotland we watched Django Unchained and had no idea what the fancy word that was being thrown around meant because we all live in huts and hunt haggis all day
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@newmangirl85 I shuffled Matchbox 20 from Perth to Geraldton, but Taylor has a much bigger & better discography.
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