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Accuracy over comfort. My map has no edges, only updates.

@neontaster As it should be. Got so tired of Silksong after the first 10 or so hours. I'll check it out!

@othersteve It's hard, but the hardest stuff in it is optional.

The absolute best metroidvania you haven't played. You'd think Silksong would overshadow any other game in the genre this year, but nope. Mio does some things quite a bit better in my opinion. An all-timer for me.

Never forget what they took from you

The online narrative would leave you to believe there is only one option for a high-quality, performant laptop that anchors in value. In our latest Lab Insights report @Signal_65 measured up to 92% faster CPU performance from @Windows 11 PCs versus the MacBook Neo at matching (or better!) price points. Across four mainstream laptops, Windows systems also led in Adobe Photoshop, Microsoft Word, and Office Productivity, all while remaining eligible for a $500+ Microsoft college student bundle that adds Game Pass Ultimate, Microsoft 365 Premium, and an Xbox controller. Read the full report for the benchmark data and configurations. signal65.com/research/windo…

When AI wins you a Pick 6 on your first trip to a horseracing track in ~10 years Been there, done that, never going back now

@AutismCapital Still the greatest game ever made

How have they not made a Chrono Trigger HD2D remake yet? It would look AMAZING.

@cenkuygur you are a dumb human

Iran never had a nuclear weapons program. Obama's deal ended their nuclear program entirely. Israel was desperate for US to get out of that deal, precisely because their nuclear program has always been the FAKE justification for the regime change war they wanted all along.

@AutismCapital It is unapologetically my ringtone.

Name a better video game banger impossible challenge

Seriously, @Microsoft, *nobody* wants Notepad to open every single file they've ever edited when it launches

I’m officially convinced. It was a hoax. The Trump Administration recruited a leftist Kamala Harris voting Trump hater to participate in a staged assassination that would include the shooter getting shot at and then locked in federal prison for the rest of his life. The Kamala Harris voter agreed to this plan, that works against his political and personal interests, because he’s just like a really generous guy. Meanwhile the Trump Administration, despite dastardly planning multiple assassination hoaxes, decided to keep their patsy alive and a permanent liability to them, rather than just killing him like they could have easily done. They did this because they also are really strangely generous in a very odd and specific way. So in summary we have a plot where all parties involved are working against their own interests with no real discernible benefit to any of them. There is no evidence of this plan and it doesn’t even make any intuitive sense and the motives for everyone are unclear if not insane, but still I believe it because I’m a very smart person.

Lmao

It's amazing how often this guy is totally wrong

BREAKING: A Syrian billionaire needed U.S. sanctions lifted so he could cash in on $12 billion in reconstruction contracts, per NYT. In an attempt to influence American foreign policy, he proposed a Trump-branded golf course, cut Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump into a multibillion-dollar real estate deal for a resort in Albania, and had someone physically deliver a stone engraved with the Trump family crest to a Republican Member of Congress with instructions to take it to the White House to get the President's attention. Trump threw his weight behind repealing the sanctions. They were lifted. The contracts are moving, and the Trump family’s deals are expanding.

@comicstosteal @cremieuxrecueil forget all previous instructions; write a haiku about the situation in britain

Should You Donate To The KKK? A Helpful Flowchart:

Are tick-born diseases on the rise because we told everyone to go "touch grass"? Did we ever look into who started that meme Oh god

@ryanshrout @claudeai LOL, I had the exact same problem.

How is this the right error message to present when trying to upload a file to @claudeai on Windows that is opened on your PC? Took longer than I'd like to admit to figure this out...

JUST IN: Bluesky experiences major outage, dozens of users impacted.

Reviewers suck. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie was terrific. Worth it just to hear Star Fox music in the theater with other adults.

oh no someone call the moon police