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@JakeSeverson1 @Slate_of_Hockey @futurehofer @JackABurns @RussoHockey

@paca0502 @Slate_of_Hockey @futurehofer @JackABurns @RussoHockey After some further research. A. Viking is eligible. He wasn’t on an NHL team prior to the deadline so he could play in the playoffs. B. Slate of Hockey seems like a dick

Great play by Viking in advance of what I suspect will be a very special day tomorrow

@Slate_of_Hockey @JakeSeverson1 @futurehofer @JackABurns @RussoHockey Are you going to say anything of substance or just be a dick? Are you implying he is playoff eligible?

@JakeSeverson1 @futurehofer @JackABurns @RussoHockey Nope

@tlschwerz Imagine if the Twins lineup was hitting against AAA pitching

Imagine if the Twins had a player like Roden. Unfortunately he has an option and someone else was gifted $4M…

@northstar_63 @JoeSmithNHL I think at all. It was a point brought up on one of the national broadcast games a couple weeks ago

@paca0502 @JoeSmithNHL In regulation?

The gist of John Hynes animated timeout speech was to play their game, 'Don't panic.' Felt they were loose with puck and retreated too much. Big picture Hynes liked that they went through this experience and found a way to win, because it'll help them in playoffs.

@northstar_63 @JoeSmithNHL Until very recently they hadn't lost a game they were winning after 2

@JoeSmithNHL One problem: they've done this shit all season. A win is a win but come on, stop the prevent defense crap. It has, and especially in the playoffs, will kill you.

@RussoHockey Russo jinx

#mnwild playing role of spoiler last 2 days. Truly amazing how mediocre the teams chasing the 8th spot in East have been the past week

@6foot1whiteguy @TeutonicChill

@TeutonicChill Presh broski

Anyone who has driven I-70 across Missouri feels this. I’m 100% on board with respecting truckers but sometimes the shitty truckers do not respect the rest of us and just do what they want because they can. I don’t think I would have done this but props to that person for taking their car and life into their own hands to do the lords work. 😎

@tlschwerz It's amazing the variety of things you can find to be wrong about

The Twins stopped selling $2 beers at 3:05 because of that being the scheduled first pitch. Lose power, trap fans inside, still find a way to put fans last.

@samsonite771 @DaveCarpentier @Jabs_13 You want them to chop off his hand or something?

@DaveCarpentier @Jabs_13 Doesn't seem fair one guy's season is over and the guy who did it took a couple punches while wearing full protective padding. I dont think a single punch landed anywhere but his padding. It was all for a show.

Kinda feels like Radko Gudas purposely didn’t throw a punch

@Ivana331Mendez @EZebroni @XTChico @alangreenspaan @vrbo Have you never seen a VRBO listing? It wouldnt be uncommon for 3 bdm to say "sleeps 10" because one room has 2 queens and there's a pullout couch.

@EZebroni @XTChico @alangreenspaan @vrbo 7 people in a 3 bedroom is excessive.

@MVPrielipp Don't be silly. It was a players only meeting.

Twins left for Kansas City almost two hours late… Could Derek Shelton have already called a team meeting following their disappointing series loss???

@CaucasianOprah @basedgizmo @lightfoot90 For a service we're paying for mind you

Oh my god are those yellow marks the ad breaks

@DraftKings 688

Who wants to play a game? 🧐 Thinking of a number 1 to 1,000 👀 You better be first to guess it 🤝

@beisbolrulez @PitchingNinja It's based off a percentage of each batter's height, as far as I know

@PitchingNinja But the thing is, by the rule book, this might NOT be a strike. Since MLB chose to use averages for the top and bottom of the zone rather than measure it precisely for each individual, we'll never know if these close ones at the top and bottom are correct under ABS.

Salvy teaching Doug Eddings the bottom of the strike zone. Over and Over and Over again. But Eddings refuses to learn. 😂

@MonsoonedAF @iiTzTimmy @jynxzi There aren't nearly enough people who could and actually do do this to cook the game

@iiTzTimmy @jynxzi I enjoy the content but I can’t help but hate how smurfing gets glorified in this situation and it’s genuinely cooking the game

@tlschwerz How about we see what he could do with an actual lineup before we shit all over him?

I've been banging this drum. Derek Shelton is literally Ron Gardenhire with the Tigers. He's here to keep the peace for a bad team, with no investment, and babysit while trying not to look silly. The difference is Gardenhire had a respectable track record. minnesotasportsfan.com/minnesota-twin…

@GMann_19 @realmnsportsfan Because he pinch hit for a guy who has sucked?

@realmnsportsfan Shelton letting Twins fans know early that he’s just Rocco with a different name.

Royce Lewis was pinch-hit for late on Opening Day, in favor of Trevor Larnach and a LH vs RH matchup. Here's what new MN Twins manager Derek Shelton had to say about his decision after the game. "It’s challenging, but there are going to be situations where we’re going to have to hit for guys. That’s nothing that any of our guys should or will take personally, but that’s just how the game goes." (quote via: @StribSports) minnesotasportsfan.com/minnesota-twin…

@just_machuca @kwwcb @RedMedia_us Nose to lip gap not nearly big enough

@kwwcb @RedMedia_us To me this could also be Karoline Leavitt lmao

@michaelgrosser @tapisbadatgames @PorkPoncho Or he's giving context for how he knew they had prox chat on

@tapisbadatgames @PorkPoncho “We were the guys that killed you” could have been left out if the goal wasn’t to gloat. Guy was obviously gloating.

Last night we killed a team on Cryo because a streamer had prox chat open and didn’t realise. “Clip that chat this could be a world first” was pretty much all we could hear in Preservation. After we snagged the kill I jumped into his stream and said “hey we were the guys who killed you as a friendly heads up you had prox chat open and probably didn’t realise” Immediately got banned and accused of stream sniping so that’s fun 😂

@AdamsCollege84 @chrismctavish @SaraCivian @SticksDowneyJr He's not gonna let you suck it you simp

@chrismctavish @SaraCivian @SticksDowneyJr She’s not going to ride your face you fucking simp

“No, no, you’re right, honey. The Freezing Cold Takes Guy was being totally inappropriate. Like you said, would he do that to a male sportswriter? I’m so, so glad you’re standing your ground on this.”