nick

Another day at Walmart and customers keep asking if they can fuck the great value Buddy they won't even let me fuck the great value

Arthur Morgan type behavior

straight up “risen it”. and by “it” , haha, well. let’s just say. jesus

[youth pastor seeing my copy of Shadow the Hedgehog]: You know who else rose from the dead?

remember who today is all about

Exclusive new photo of Earth from @NASA's Artemis II

Fire ball.

Dominos Pepperoni Pizza.

WALLACE AND GROMIT WENT TO THE MOON IN A ROCKET BUILT IN A BASEMENT. FROM A BOX OF SCRAPS

Puppy passed the civil service exam to become the new REAPER... he doesn't quite know how to do the job yet, but he's very hardworking.

"Rip-Roaring Rick"

Jimmy Neutron would probably die young like a great dane

(seeing a skull and crossbones label on a glowing green potion) a pirate potion? yar har don’t mind if i do me harties

happy birthday bro

All these boys in New York running around thinking they dressed like JFK, Jr when they REALLY dressed like Martha Stewart in 1993

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility.

The Rugrats Movie.

Baja Blast.

(At the anarchist bookstore ) do you have Harry Potter Monopoly

I put this bumper sticker on my car to give fair warning to my fellow drivers out there. #Sonic #SonicTheHedgehog