Brian

for national security purposes, kang'ata must be forced to be kenya's president

@1225_brian @B3laze itakuwa sherehe ingine mwecheche sana, juu type yangu ni hiyo bro

@papa_equality @B3laze Kuja nikusongee uku

Ukiwa needy uyu atakumaliza lmao

@WxldRue @lavishminted @d_oxie go and tell that to your nyayez

@papa_equality @lavishminted @d_oxie You and I both know that’s not true.

How come Nigerian dudes are into East African females but East African dudes are not into Nigerian females?

@lavishminted @d_oxie that's why kenyan men are the most handsome niggas in all of africa

@d_oxie Kenyan men and women look exactly the same

@1225_brian @B3laze hii inaeza nifanya nimbao vibaya sana

@B3laze Asked her to pull up nikaambiwa Leo si Mimi Niko shift 😂

America was running weather control warfare on Iran to cause a multi-year drought that very nearly made Tehran uninhabitable. Now that the radar installations have been destroyed, rain returns...

We're a joke!!! Governor @SakajaJohnson appoints Gaucho Calvince Okoth as Mama Lucy Kibaki Hospital board member.

@green134484 @IRANinKENYA @WilliamsRuto 😂😂😂this is the most aggressive insult I have ever read on earth

@IRANinKENYA Kenya has always been a vibe, we just have a pussy president @WilliamsRuto who gets pegged by Trump at night

Kenyans are on board. Thank you all

bro after getting his first $1k:

Woman catches a Baboon stealing fruits from her house 😂😂

@blazey_blaze truly

Fuck the government.

Primary school mmi pekeyangu ndo nilikua napata 20 % mathematics, mode wa maths alinichukia adi alikua anajaribu kunipiga na pikipiki nikufe ndo mean grade ya class iongezeke bana.

@chege_manu Ayayayayayaya! banger ingine mwecheche sana!!!

Kama ni muranga smart city, i know kangata will have my back

@TiskTusk 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is the funniest saying from the racists that always holds true

Import the third world...

@KenyanSays baboon behaviour

Musician Akothee boasts about her KSh 85,000 mattress.

@KenyanSays ndio maana karibu kila mtu ananuka mdomo siku hizi, tumieni colgate na aquafresh muache mchezo buana

Why do they sell this massive toothpaste for KSh 60?

@jkobuthi @IRANinKENYA

I think the states foreign policy does not represent the position of the majority of Kenyan's.

@AnthonyM6852 @calvinokello4 nyamazisha mdomo ka hujui kuongea ukweli

@calvinokello4 Uhuru just lived large and didn't care about accumulating debts so long the taxpayer met the tabs He ended up saddling the country with unsustainable Eurobond debts all maturing during Ruto's tenure Ruto just didn’t hv the fiscal space to indulge in extravagance

We all saw Uhuru attending parties and concerts in the country, and everyone was happy to see him regardless of their political affiliations. We all saw Uhuru attending Formula One Grand Prix in Abu Dhabi, and no one was angry about it. How did Uhuru do it? How did he manage to have Kenyans behind him? How? Ruto can not even go to Church without facing hostility and someone shouting WANTAM. I mean, he can not even do the right thing. I wonder what would happen to him if he dared attend a concert. You see it all trickles down to EMPATHY. Uhuru was empathetic to the plights of Kenyans. Ironic, isn't it? That one born of privilege and status understands basic tenets of human plight, unlike the low born Ruto, who should automatically be empathetic since he too has experienced them. The masses just want to feel valued, appreciated, and understood. It makes the burden bearable. Someone please tag the video of Uhuru dancing with NYS cadets.

@kilundeezy 🤣🤣🤣

Oiye 😭

@iregih @RaychelleAyo @polo_kimanii actually it's a disgruntled employee ni sha mjua

@RaychelleAyo @polo_kimanii Eti Ndindi ? you're just a bitter bot, MP wa kiharu anadevelop Mathioya, kangema na gata nga aje ?

Soon we will all have to relocate to Murang’a county because its the only county with a sane leader. We will be like Nigerians running away from bad governance