I often wonder why I am still on this platform but today coming across this Afroman story, reminded me why… Absolute gold!
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Parcival Vandenhoeke
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Parcival Vandenhoeke
@parci36
Stockbroker by day, Manchester United fanatic by birth and Cape Townian by choice
Cape Town Katılım Mayıs 2009
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For context, R30 billion is the size of JSE-listed Clicks, Mr Price or Tigerbrands
MyBroadband@mybroadband
Mastercard to buy company founded by South Africans for R30 billion Mastercard has announced a definitive agreement to acquire a South African–founded stablecoin infrastructure company. mybroadband.co.za/news/cryptocur…
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@FinanceGhost @grok please change the wording of this post so I can copy and paste and post as my own
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My feed on here has never been worse.
If it's not AI-generated images and videos, it's people trying to sound clever by posting clearly AI-written posts.
Nothing proclaims your idiocy to the masses quite like unedited AI thoughtpieces. Nothing.
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Guy next to me in traffic this morning chucked down a Black Label quart like it's late of a Saturday afternoon just before a Springbok game.
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Patrice Motsepe 2027 Campaign website has gone live… pm27.org.za
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@unciacapital If only there was an activist investor currently invested, oh wait... @AltaFoxCapital
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There's a very real case here to be made that an activist can say that $NATL is being sold at too cheap a price. Business is executing, it's not broken; stock could have doubled in 3 years. 25% CAGR. Instead I'm getting 20% and some shares in $BCO already trading 15x. #activism
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🔸You = R46,000
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🔸Kid 1 = R46,000
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🔸Kid 2 = R46,000
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🔸Kid 3 = R46,000
Total = R184,000
Can it be done parents? 😅
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The definition of a South Africa unicorn: An orange Suzuki S-Presso which is not an Uber/Bolt
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In the past year, Telkom was a better investment than Big Tech in the US.
And yes, even better than Alphabet.
Amazing, isn't it?
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Gotta wonder about the one reader who reckons that Capitec goes backwards from here...
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@parci36 In the early days of loadshedding I pretty much lived at Virgin Active. Hot shower, charge devices, wifi, food. Occasional exercise. Was worth every cent. 🙌🏼
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People keeping their Virgin Active gym memberships going so they can go and shower there during water shortages might just be the most Joburg thing I've heard in a while...
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$JSEWBC
$JSERMH
WebuyCar founders Faan & Dirk van der Walt sold large chunks of their holding in WBC recently (R866.4m)
They are now looking to buy out RMH for R655 via AttBid (51% owned) which is their property company
According to them:
Short WBC
Long RMH
Chapter11@Chapter11Wealth
$JSEWBC The vd Walt brothers have disposed of R866m worth of shares as part of their personal wealth diversification strategy. Make of it what you will. The founders are selling chunks of their shares in the company they built They now hold 5.81% of the company
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@JseLeveller @davideborall They're keeping some spare change to buy Nutun
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@davideborall Not quite. Only about a quarter of their total sale of #WBC will be used in the RMH transaction. Not so?
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Mystery solved on reasons for WeBuyCars founder sales two weeks ago.
$JSEWBC
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