Dr. Parlaying Mantis

@luckytran Sedentary? Tell that to all the people working from home and filling their screen-breaks with household chores, school runs, walking the dogs, etc. Be honest, commercial property landlords are the only ones screaming for return to offices.

WHO's chief scientist says “the impact of Long Covid is going to be huge. When you’ve had 7 billion people infected, you only have to increase the risk of diabetes, dementia, cardiovascular disease by a tiny % & you’ve got a huge long-term problem" But sure, blame remote work.

@Dart_Adams George Michael had a lot of funkiness in his music. He did work with Nile Rodgers, but this track specifically was done with Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis.

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Just watched Zach sitting with Rickles on “Dinner With Don” and it was perfect

MOVIE WATCHING DAY DOUBLE FEATURE: It’s time for The Hangover! I saw this one in the theater and haven’t seen it since. I know I laughed my ass off though so this is gonna be fun. Y’all tuck your kids in and pour some dranks! It’s on! LFG!!!🧵

@patriottakes Red Panta Clause

Guessing his favorite color Is red.

@MinnesotaTurd @VanshayM @FOX9 No one cares about the snowflakes in masks threatened by story time.

@VanshayM @FOX9 Little Roos is doomed. Bye Roos.

A line of pride flags have formed outside Little Roos in Chaska after the Proudboys of Minnesota showed up protesting in masks and holding signs. The children’s boutique is holding its first drag story time Saturday. @FOX9

@Alam_Chaudry @Kathleen_Tyson_ @jeff_kaye Blathered like a true Texan

Indeed! China-Laotian High Speed Rail is not only a positive and shinning example of #China’s progressive and peaceful development strategy but also an economic Life line for the landlocked #Laos! Question? Why didn’t Imperial America stepped up to help Laotian after the end of #Vietnam war? Because the evil empire never builds, they simply destroy!

"Every eight minutes, 24 hours a day, for nine years from 1964 until 1973, a planeload of cluster bombs was dropped on Laos by American B-52s. The bombing campaign was aimed at hemming in America’s enemies in neighboring Vietnam. The U.S. was never at war with the people of Laos, and the American people were largely oblivious to the bombing campaign in the country at the time." 80 million of these "bomblets" still litter the Laotian countryside. Over 1000 were killed from these decades old bombs in Laos between 2008 and 2022 alone! Where's the accountability? cbsnews.com/pictures/us-cl… asia.nikkei.com/Economy/Laos-s…

@RalphCapocci @JoJoFromJerz Sarcasm is welcome when done properly. This just makes you look informed and foolish.

@JoJoFromJerz You forgot he caused the Titanic to sink, the attack on Pearl Harbour and he was on the grassy knoll.

According to a new biography of donald trump, he was a sociopathic bully from a very young age, who threw rocks at babies (yes really) and picked on his younger brother Robert so mercilessly, that he once stole his favorite building blocks and glued them together so he could never play with them again. He said this to the biographer: “When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same… the temperament is not that different.” Yeah, well no shit.

@JoJoFromJerz “Was?”

@llcheatham @LakotaMan1 @ReallyAmerican1 @a_newmier Are you still stupid?

@LakotaMan1 @ReallyAmerican1 @a_newmier Anger issues?

OH THIS IS GREAT: A federal judge did not have patience for a January 6th attacker and delivered a BLISTERING rebuke of the knee pad wearing insurrectionist. US District Court Judge Dabney Friedrich decided she'd had enough of the weak excuses offered up in defense of MAGA Proud Boy Barry Ramey, charged with assaulting police by pepper spraying them while wearing tactical gear. Prosecutors pointed to his wearing the gear as proof that he had violent intentions. Ramey's defense attorney, however, claimed that Ramey didn't bring the pepper spray, he found it, and that he was only wearing a tactical vest for defensive purposes and knee pads to protect his "vulnerable knees." The judge could tolerate no more, and called bull on all of it. “That doesn’t ring true to me," she said. "I have common sense." Ramey was slammed with 5 years in prison. Do you believe January 6th offenders are being sentenced harshly enough to serve as a deterrent for future would-be insurrectionists, or do you think their sentences could go further?

I'm excited to be back at @voxbody with another self-tie jam series, starting in September! Secretly also an excellent way to get started with partnered bondage 🤫😘

Some Melon Type Thing

@Slakonbothsides @qmarrog

Who won the battle? Kid or Play?

@audra_lebeau @CBSNews There’s room for both. Neither needs to be exclusive.

This little boy found an older skater to hold his hand as he attempted a trick. And when he landed it, he had the sweetest reaction 😭

@TexasTribune Hold on a sec, did lawmakers in Texas get it right for a change? Holy shit this is going to have to be a national day of celebration. This has never happened before.

Texas lawmakers outlawed a form of discrimination that allowed homeowners' associations to ban some tenants from their neighborhoods. The law was passed after a North Texas homeowners’ association barred landlords from renting to Section 8 tenants. bit.ly/3O37GRd

@icecube Fuck the gatekeepers

Former President Trump posted what he claimed was the home address of former President Barack Obama on the same day that a man with guns in his van was arrested near the property, federal prosecutors said in revealing new details about the case. to.pbs.org/3JLO2qD

Marjorie Taylor Greene getting expelled from the Freedom Caucus for calling Lauren Boebert a “little bitch” is like getting kicked out of the Klan for using the n-word during a cross-buruning

@MJWhitaker81 @JoePompliano Ralph Lauren never once played any sport. Strange how he manages to still sell his brand.

@JoePompliano I wonder at what point does the Jordan brand start to fade away? Given that he hasn’t played in 20 years and many folks wearing them weren’t born when he played.