Brian Parlin

@cwillaert @ThreeSevenBar Is that the KFC next to the church I used to live at?

@ThreeSevenBar Just there the other day and I got asked to pull around as it would be a little bit before my food was ready. I ordered a large slaw. That's it.

The KFC in Mankato hands you chicken out the sketch back door like it’s some type of Gus Fring drug deal.

@cwillaert @handsometuesda9 I’m cool with the 20. But it would be funny if he didn’t care.

@parlinbrian @handsometuesda9 Yes he could. But I still say 20 regular season matches minimum to be seeded. Lol

Everybody defending Jax getting the 1 seed is simply biased He did not earn the 1 seed and now people will think it’s okay to only wrestle the 2nd half of the year

@cwillaert @handsometuesda9 Jax could still just wrestle half a season every year and go in unseeded and take out the top guys in the tournament. Pretty sure any high seed doesn’t want to see him first round.

@handsometuesda9 Need the regular season minimum match count to be seeded to be set at 20. Would help with a few issues.

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@AaronGleeman @DanHayesMLB Aaron, are you actively trying to discredit your employer??

All of the prominent national outlets have now published their rankings of MLB farm systems. Twins' rankings: ESPN — #8 Baseball Prospectus — #8 MLB Pipeline — #9 FanGraphs — #12 Baseball America — #12 The Athletic — #21

@MichaelSalfino I hope you’re right. But before the Twins started running often late last year they were bottom of the league in SB’s for years.

@parlinbrian Cruz stole 15 last year in his 35 games with Shelton. One caught. 162-game pace 67.5 steals. I'd call his steals resume neutral.

I hate projections as much as I love them but Luke Keaschall stealing 21 bases (CBS, where I'm drafting) a full-season's worth of plate appearances when he stole 14 in 209 (three caughts) is.... Interesting. I guess I'm drafting Keaschall in all their leagues. I guarantee 30.

@CheyCab People live in there.

I have a storage unit that was $59. Three years later, it’s now $109 and they just keep raising the price. Wish I was private equity owned, as I’m guessing this place is, so I could just constantly raise my prices to keep up with inflation. #FiveStarStorage 😏

@Patrick_Reusse Cool. But is this positive Pat?

I’ve signed for 2 more yrs as half-time contractor with Star Tribune. God willing & creek don’t rise, that would mean on Thanksgiving 2027 we can celebrate the 50th Turkey Awards … That would be major upset in longevity dept. from where they started in St. Paul in 1978.

@TwinsAlmanac Talking to a stranger to get a selfie to impress your brother-in-law. Merry Christmas lol

I was at Cub (because my sick son spontaneously wanted a Red Baron), but I actually was not hating my life this time because I didn't use self-checkout and I just accepted that the sale tags on the shelves don't apply to me. I didn't say anything. (I already talked to a stranger once today to get a selfie to impress my brother-in-law.) But if the guy was from Canada, theoretically, it's actually a perfect hat for Minnesota ... you get to rep the Blue Jays while also incorporating the Minnesota connection, with Morris starting the All-Star Game and the Twins going on to win the Series that year.

Just saw a guy with a corduroy Blue Jays hat with a 1991 All-Star Game patch at the grocery store.

@MichaelSalfino The funniest thing about the Mets is they were given a golden ticket and they couldn’t figure out how to use it. The new CBA is going to screw them.

Real #mets fans and anyone who knows baseball love Lindor and Soto.

@CheyCab But I keep seeing on the news that MSP and other airports are saying travel has been up over the holidays over recent years.

Everyone had their worst month of the year in November. Travel and spending collapsed. Thanksgiving week travel vibes were reminiscent of the GFC times(2009/2010).

According to reports St. Johns University defensive coordinator, Brandon Novak, will be the new head coach of the Loras football program in Iowa

@Jagger712 Just a bunch of jabronis but stalemates wins on a refs decision.

NIT Top Media Jabroni brackets are here!

@AaronGleeman At what point do the Twins hire you and then fire you because they don’t like to hear the truth? Relentless

I thought Shawn Armstrong would have been a good, cheap-ish fit for the Twins' bullpen. Not surprised the Guardians targeted him for $5.5 million. 9 of the 12 free-agent relievers I highlighted as good Twins fits have already signed: nytimes.com/athletic/68042…

@tflow18 Well Ty, your wife is doing it because probably you can’t. Not a dig. I’ve been there. But at least you’re stocked up on softener salt.

Does anyone else’s date nights consist of fixing the pitching machine?

@nightengalejr This guy is an idiot!

Taj Bradley said he studied scouting reports for the first time in his career this week. He allowed one hit and one run in five innings to the Padres. “I just never did it at all. I was kind of out there blind the whole time.” startribune.com/mixed-results-…

@PitchingNinja What if the base runner is deaf or hard of hearing? How does the ump communicate the infield fly? The rule is dumb.

Apparently, no one knows how the infield fly rule works. 🤣

On the list of our nation's greatest shames of this generation, this ranks right up there.