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@kitlocker any idea why it’s taken over 2 months for an order to arrive and still no sign of it? It was customised for a sports club for a national competition that took place 5 weeks ago, so it’s a bit late now!

Not saying this shoot out has been long but spurs have been rejected by 3 players since it started

For those asking, we did want to bring him back earlier but we simply cannot run the risk of increasing our bids for any players in case they actually get accepted

Most people would be watching this thinking if we give Frank players he wants we can achieve stuff. Levy will be watching thinking we don’t need anymore

If Daniel Levy was Daniel Levy’s boss, Daniel Levy would have sacked Daniel Levy around 24 years ago.

❌ Tottenham Hotspur’s High-Profile Failed Transfers: 🇦🇷 P. Dybala 🇺🇾 L.Suarez 🇨🇴 L.Diaz 🇵🇹 B. Fernandes 🇵🇹 J. Moutinho 🇵🇹 R. Pereira 🇪🇸 D. Villa 🇪🇸 F. Morientes 🇧🇷 Willian 🇧🇷 Hulk 🇧🇷 L. Damiao 🇧🇷 D. Alves 🇧🇪 E. Hazard 🇸🇳 S. Mane 🇨🇲 S. Eto'o 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 J. Grealish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 M. Gibbs-White 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 E. Eze 🤬 Back The Manager! #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

Only Tottenham could manage to in the space of a matter of hours, not only piss off their entire fanbase but most likely the striker who scored twice at the weekend in the process

we raced off we realised one young Mallorcan woman, starting a new job (and life!) in London today, didn’t get moved to the new flight even though there were at least 4 empty seats on it! I keep thinking about her and hope she made it eventually and has a good first day..

Yesterday, for the second time in two years, @British_Airways overbooked my flight from Palma to London and left 26 of us wondering when we’d get home. Thankfully most of us made it on to a later flight to a different airport. The newly formed group were so lovely, but sadly as

@NoContextBrits Gillian Anderson, Renee Zelwegger, Gwyneth Paltrow…

Name one American actor who played a British character well.

Beautiful @EHMarbleHill

@VictoriaCoren Barrel of Laughs is only 5/12! What is the top category?

He is now very annoyed that it was only one point below my own category, “Barrel of Laughs.” “One point?” he keeps huffing. “ONE POINT separates Barrel of Laughs from Captain Boring?”

My husband just got challenged by our daughter to complete a quiz in the Beano, “How funny are you?” He scored 4 out of 12, achieving the rank “Captain Boring”.

@bushontheradio I drank a lot of Ribena and tea! Can’t recall drinking much water…

QUESTION: Did you drink water as a kid? I have no recollection of drinking any water throughout my entire childhood

@RobertMSterling Although I thought it so cute that my daughter pronounced napkin, ‘nipkan’ that I didn’t correct her for years. Then when she was about 9 she said it in front of friends who laughed. She looked at me for confirmation that she was in fact right….

The best random part about having small kids is how they mispronounce things and it’s so adorable that you not only don’t correct them, you start adopting it yourself. During Covid, our daughter couldn’t say “hand sanitizer” correctly. Three years later and we all still call it “hanzatizer.” When my son was two, he had a toy Elmo guitar that he called his “kintar.” My wife and I only stopped pronouncing it like that once he started real kintar lessons and we sounded dumb in front of the teacher. Our toddler is two and she calls her backpack a “pack pack.” Now the other kids talk about getting their pack packs ready for school every day. We’re having pasghetti for dinner tonight. It probably sounds stupid, but it’s little things like this that make parenthood—despite all the challenges—an irreplaceable joy.

@TashP351 Surely there’s no debate? 10 x better from a box!

There’s a debate over on Facebook about whether Malteser’s taste better from a bag or a box. My dad used to buy me a box once a month when he got paid and they tasted like pure nectar. Box all the way.

@rbertdowneyjr @SkyHelpTeam Same

@SkyHelpTeam hi, any issues with sky internet at the moment? Had an orange light on my hub for the past hour. Based in TW7. Sky app not showing anything.

If you are alone on Christmas day... Pop in for our annual community Christmas Party! We all dress up in funny outfits, Pallu makes fresh Samosa and Shashi make some traditional Indian Chai... Plus we'll have fun and laughter! You don't have to buy anything. We are family ❤️🎁🎄

@holland_tom @RoryStewartUK @ChrisKirk_ASP I studied Classics at Cambridge and went to a state school! My two daughters are at (a different!) state school and also study Latin!

@ChrisKirk_ASP Having regularly given talks to state school Latin classes, and had two state school-educated daughters go on to do it at university, I can assure you that it is.

It is a shameful: denying those students whose parents can’t afford to pay for it the chance to learn a language that opens up immense vistas of fascination

@oldenoughtosay England - ground floor and first floor

@thegarybrecka I used to drink lots of Diet Coke at university and gave that up completely in my twenties. I no longer have a bloated feeling.

What’s one small change you made to your diet or routine that transformed your health? Share below—it might inspire someone else to start their journey.