
Patrick Bollenbach
832 posts

Patrick Bollenbach
@patrickbo11e
🇨🇦 Shopify app dev Building https://t.co/shsD598bO3 and too many other bootstrapped software businesses




Today's edition of AI slop Shopify apps copying Recipe Kit, I present Alchemy Recipes. I genuinely don't know how these pass the review process, the app is almost unusable. It even has a dev note for changing .env server variables on the Settings page lol.











I'm done with them fucking with us. Ended up in hospital today from stress. Stayed up all night pushing my limits too hard, thinking it would be removed. Health comes first. Do better @AnthropicAI


You have a choice: put yourself in the hospital because you’re addicted to your terminal output or abuse these new tools to work less and spend more time with your family/on your health/hobbies. Yesterday, I burned ~250m tokens with @cursor_ai cloud agents but you wouldn’t have known because I didn’t open my laptop once. Too busy playing in the river and eating.




And yet another fake Shopify app review.. Complaining that their order hasn't shipped in ages.. after 1 minute of app usage 😂 Not even clever, and unfortunately dropped our rating by .2





















