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@realDonaldTrFan @TheDevilsfavour I remember the good old days when ICE just kept your drinks cold #imissthosedays

@luisjgomez @gasdigital wait are they getting all theyre money back as well? cuz if so. thats awesome

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@luisjgomez luis dont get defensive. u know this coffee shit is hack bullshit to make money

Yes coffee is over. No one is drinking coffee anymore.

@kimberlycongdon thats a joke? more like a thought

Bro stole my joke word for word

@gokulr so his advice is to quit and abandon ship lol yea, great advice

2026 career advice Warren Buffett: "Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks". As you approach 2026, realistically evaluate the boat you're on and ensure it's worth salvaging. high.

@gasdigital @RealAssOfficial @marknorm @BrendanSagalow @luisjgomez @ZASpookshow @TuesdayStories @wemightbedrunk @fartcarnivalpod the ep that got tooken doqn is still not reposted?? are just not posting on youtube anymore?

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@luisjgomez youtube stream just got taken down mid stream lol old rap is back

Just boarded my flight for Nashville! 4 shows this weekend! Let’s party! Luisofskanks..com

new album drop. check it out youtu.be/hvqi7uYe1yM?si…

@hootsuite if this was written by the ai, no thanks lol "built to speak social..." wwat? maybe "socially"

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@Fact what if it serves, grows or makes someone else happy? this is a selfish way to be, and to disguise it as a fact is weird and gross

Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.

@luisjgomez unless this is all a bit, dont care how u spin it, its selling out. u even changed the 3 R's of the core values. i got a feeling its all a joke tho. hope so at least

She has great ideas. Implementing a few this week!

@luisjgomez bro whose the lady in red taking notes. and refusing to say skanks? weird af. whats goin on doggy

Yes. I’ve said this.

@Fact or youl be the only one wothout a friend lol

If you want to go somewhere you like but no one else wants to, go by yourself. You'll meet people with similar interests as you.

@Fact i think the opposite is true for all these remarks lol like waatt

Your age doesn’t define your maturity, your grades don’t define your intellect, and rumors don’t define who you are.

@elonmusk doesnt migration solve the low birth rate?? sounds like your worried about what culture will live in the west in the future

Low birth rate is the number one threat to the West, followed closely by migration. There will be no West if this continues.

@ubereats $40 in 5hrs. i hope @dkhos burns in hell

$53 in 7 hrs @UberEats @dkhos theres a special place in hell for you bro. u dont even know

@Fact hb ew?

The letter "J" was the last letter added to the English alphabet.

@Fact yea, and this aint the matrix

Studies show that walking through a doorway causes memory lapses, which is why we often walk into another room, only to forget why.

online for 4 hrs and made $40. is @BBBCentralON gonna look into this??? @UberEats is caping lay at $10/hr!!! every day, no matter when or how busy, it always averages out to ~$10/hr. i hope thos company gets sued to oblivion and the owner gets deported

@Fact theyre only depressed cuz gta 6 hasnt dropped

Video games have been proven to be a more effective method of overcoming depression in teens than counseling.