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@guardiannews .@EE

Ofcom to ban inflation-linked mid-contract price rises on phones, pay-TV and broadband dlvr.it/T9p8sh

The NHS is aware of a global IT outage and an issue with a GP appointment and patient record system. If you have an appointment please do attend unless you are told otherwise. If you need help use 111 online or by phone and in an emergency call 999. ➡️111.nhs.uk

@danfurmedge @lucypgeridoc “Just in case…”

@euronews Mega. Original.

Hungarian EU Council presidency will have to wait until later in the year for Prime Minister Viktor Orbán to present its agenda - under the slogan "Make Europe Great Again" - before the European Parliament. euronews.com/my-europe/2024…

Right - I hear there's a problem with not having enough jobs for newly qualified GPs. This is a wonderful place, with 525 patients and a gorgeous location, with great beaches.

@MikeTalonNYC @TreborRhurbarb Not to forget his sister, Daisy Wheel.

@TreborRhurbarb And his partner PC Loadletter

No way

Happy Armed Forces Day to my brothers and sisters in arms and their families #ArmedForcesDay

@forthrighter Wonderfully awful. Take two groans as a reward.

I am sorry, but I adore this joke and I'm going to inflict it on you

@Locati0ns Hasn’t this missed the Graf Spee in the River Plate?

Ships sunk during WW2

@CcibChris Majestic

Very sadly absent in UK. credit Dream of Man

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@Morbidful Pepsi’s version of a “coke float”?

In 1989, PepsiCo technically possessed the world's sixth-largest naval fleet for a brief moment. In a strange deal, Russia sold Pepsi 17 submarines, a frigate, a cruiser, and a destroyer to maintain the flow of Pepsi soda into the country. However, the vessels were immediately sold for scrap to a Norwegian company.

@CcibChris Would it have enough fuel for non-stop?

4-11 May 1969 – The Daily Mail Transatlantic Air Race commemorates the 50th anniversary of Alcock and Brown's crossing. It is won by a Royal Navy F-4 Phantom, taking 4 hours 47 min.

@mod_soc_dem It’s made in jest but there is more than a kernel of truth in this.

@A_cute_medic @OneLongPlait Probably knocks out 2/3 of modules I’ve completed in my career.

if you write NHS mandatory training packages please ensure: 1) Answers can be learned in your package 2) You don't mark a safe, correct answer wrong because you wanted 2 boxes ticking 3) your questions are clear, not deliberately designed to confuse. 4) you use spellcheck

#OnThisDay 1707 the Acts of Union created the Kingdom of Great Britain from the Kingdoms of England & Scotland. This marks the date that @RoyalNavy came to exist as the British Navy although both countries Navies are much older.

@hwallop Sadly, that doesn’t surprise me one bit.

I delivered to Park Lane apartments, Bloomsbury flats with swanky concierges and to the 7th floor of council flats. The bankers/Mayfair residents didn’t tip once. People in council flats were the ones who did.

I spent a week as a Deliveroo rider. And learnt a lot. First up, Deliveroo likes to claim you should earn at least the minimum wage of £11.44 while working. Me? I worked for 22hrs 50mins, rode 105 miles, did 27 drop offs and earned £120.38. That works out at £5.28 an hour🧵

@cshperspectives @jfdwolff It was a fairly impenetrable read but perhaps today isn’t the day to critique it.

RIP Lubert Stryer - his Biochemistry was my first college textbook, a gift from the lab where I had a summer job

@JMPSimor Modern day prices though.

Come on ⁦⁦@pingpongdimsum⁩ , do better. Restaurant chain adds ‘brand charge’ as it bans tipping by card. theguardian.com/business/2024/…