Paul Clewell

@jk_rowling Lol. Trash person.

I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights

@Angelica_Reed1 @GailSimone @esjesjesj If no one else, it helped me bunches. Thank you.

I still have no idea who this guy is, but what is it he is alleged to have done?

@DefiyantlyFree Your name is literally "Insurrection Barbie" you absolute fucking cum stain.

@AaronQuinn716 The most upsetting thing is that Twitter just gave me the "breaking news" portion of this tweet in the notification. Not your fault, of course. I'm just mildly irritated at Twitter.

***BREAKING NEWS*** GM does his job.

@smokestacksss @WrestleTalk_TV is this michael cole's burner?

@WrestleTalk_TV That was organic, idk if the commentary was scripted to an extent but the Cole and McAffee seemed to just have named it on the spot

Logan Paul debuts a new finisher 'The Paulverizer' to defeat Rey Mysterio and punch his ticket to the Elimination Chamber

@GreggDoyelStar Glad to see you still appear to not know a damn thing about football.

Imagine this mind-blowing, two-franchise-altering trade: Colts send QB Anthony Richardson to Cleveland for DE Myles Garrett. indystar.com/story/sports/c…

@JeremyWGR Your kids have ruined JJ Peterka's name for me in the best possible way. I can't see or hear his name without thinking, "Oh, hey, JJ the Turkey."

@andyblarsen Thanks!

@paulclewell I don't really know, but definitely less than an inch

They’re testing the height of the rim in Salt Lake City.

@andyblarsen Out of curiosity, how much was it off? I'm constantly fascinated by people who are so good at their craft that even the most minute detail doesn't go unnoticed.

10 minutes or so later, the rim has been deemed level. Looks like the delay won’t impact this game.

@discord_support Oh, wow. Not gonna lie, I legit forgot about this. The problem resolved itself within the hour. Thanks for reaching out. Sorry to trouble you.

@paulclewell Hello Paul! Sorry to hear about your connection issue. Could you try swapping your DNS provider to see if it helps? More info here: dis.gd/dnsswap If that doesn't work, please DM us the OS of your desktop, and tell us if this also happening in other clients. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@discord_support - I'm completely unable to connect to discord on the desktop, I don't know if something is down or not, but desktop is pretty dead rn.

10x in the last hour. what the FUCK guys?

@Twitch Please turn the "Chat seems active" message the fuck off. It's not wanted or welcome.

@AnEternalEnigma Big W. Love ya, coach.

The fact that Teams won't let you turn off these animated reactions locally is a fucking crime. @Microsoft Do the right thing. Let us turn these nuisances off locally. Please. It's driving me insane.

@THR This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read. Congratulations.

Hollywood, meet your new A-List. From staggeringly talented TikTokers to the Instagram stars we can’t look away from, these are the names who will (and should) be dominating the business of new and old media: thr.cm/bll0Q5o

Dude in line in front of me at MCO could be @SWAIM_CORP's clone. Have you cloned yourself, sir?

Stand by, your glasses steady And drink to your comrade's eyes Here's a toast to the dead already And hurrah for the next to die. Good night mom and dad. I'll miss you.

@elonmusk you dumb fuck turbo turd. just kick me off this platform so i don't have to read your stupid fucking bullshit again, you fascist piece of shit.

Very few Americans realize that, if Trump is NOT elected, this will be the last election. Far from being a threat to democracy, he is the only way to save it! Let me explain: if even 1 in 20 illegals become citizens per year, something that the Democrats are expediting as fast as humanly possible, that would be about 2 million new legal voters in 4 years. The voting margin in the swing states is often less than 20 thousand votes. That means if the “Democratic” Party succeeds, there will be no more swing states!! Moreover, the Biden/Harris administration has been flying “asylum seekers”, who are fast-tracked to citizenship, directly into swing states like Pennsylvania, Ohio, Wisconsin and Arizona. It is a surefire way to win every election. America then becomes a one-party state and Democracy is over. The only “elections” will be the Democratic Party primaries. This already happened in California many years ago, following the 1986 amnesty. The only thing holding California back from extreme socialism and suffocating government policies is that people can leave California and still remain in America. Once the whole country is controlled by one party, there will be no escape. Everywhere in America will be like the nightmare that is downtown San Francisco.

Man, Dua Lipa goes hard. "Walk away, you know how" is such a fuckin' raw line.