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Entitled tweets about pavements by toddler Poppy (she/her) as interpreted by @samsterby (he/him)
Manchester, England Katılım Kasım 2021
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@OwainAlty @MelHorrocks19 @SpillerOfTea OWAIN this is an unacceptable opinion. I had a mince pie the other day!
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@SteveGrubb @permarlings7 Obstructing the footway would be a valid offence under the highways act 1980 section 137.
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@PaulSmith37 @MagnaWatch Yup. See pinned tweet. 😘
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I’m a baby and have poor impulse control. But you lot are adults, so please remember: 1) Criminal damage is no remedy for bad parking and could get you in trouble. 2) I do not post reg plates, because these people are basically our neighbours. 👍👶🍼🚓💄 (v2)
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@MagnaWatch @pavementTax Wally by name Wally by nature, criminal damage is no remedy a polite notice place under the wiper or a pushed in mirror would be better.
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@pavementTax Pavement parking is illegal in Scotland
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@ChrisRAnthony @yoganMBE That’s the default position everywhere outside London 😭 Technically they could be done for obstructing the footway, but that’s a police responsibility rather than enforceable by councils. I am such a knowledgable baby!
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@yoganMBE @pavementTax Not according to my Council. If a car has two wheels on the pavement and two on the road, its parked on the road!! Work that one out!!!
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@THEREDMACHINE @UKGovEng I believe @UKGovEng has other things on their mind. Like independence for Scotland mostly. 🤣
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When @UKGovEng say cyclist should do this should do that. They never say about drivers blocking pedestrians
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My legs are definitely getting longer!
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@Steve_Lyons_ We generally don’t - not for private vehicles at any rate. These do get reported locally though. See pinned tweet. 😘
I Pay Pavement Tax@pavementTax
I’m a baby and have poor impulse control. But you lot are adults, so please remember: 1) Criminal damage is no remedy for bad parking and could get you in trouble. 2) I do not post reg plates, because these people are basically our neighbours. 👍👶🍼🚓💄 (v2)
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@pavementTax Name (or at least, show the number plate) & shame!
Adwick le Street, England 🇬🇧 English

@Joreillyl I have several buggies. This is the smallest. It is 61cm wide. 📏
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@pavementTax You need a narrower pram. Mammy and Daddy need to plan better!
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@yoganMBE Indeed. And council enforcement officers (outside London) need powers to actually enforce.
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@pavementTax Very very bad indeed, Parking officers need to issue a penalty notice without any fear. It’s not acceptable at all - Pedestrians are the right on pavements, including children on buggy with mum, wheel chair users and all other vulnerable…👍
Kingston upon Thames, London 🇬🇧 English


Woo I’m at @stationsouth !! We missed out on roast today (because we didn’t know we had to book) but made up that they gave me some cucumber! Thanks! 🥒💚

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