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@PavlovMunuango

Fortēs Fortūna Adiuvat || Python Dev || Graphic Designer|| Cyber Security Analyst || No Shame in my Game || Mind of a Stoner

Nakuru, Kenya Katılım Ekim 2013
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PENTESTER@PavlovMunuango·
Are you a web developer? How do you make sure your products are secure? Is your network secure? Is your database secure? How secure is your WiFi routers? Is your staff gullible? Call now and let's find out...
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Keziah
Keziah@Iam_Egoyibo·
@PavlovMunuango I want you to leave vein marks in the pussy, leave the neck🤣🤣🤣
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Keziah@Iam_Egoyibo·
Postmortum reveals the cause of d3ath guys. Don't refuse to touch us, postmortum will save you from the law.
Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱@Makiadi_

Guys, ata mambo ikiharibika aje, continue dating women of your own generation. Pombe inakudanganya, unaamua to calm your nerves na msichana wa Gen Z you met at the club. After a wild session, you black out kama umemeza kifunguo ya main door just in case aanze funny games deep into the night Unaamka the following morning, nyumba iko intact, and you start thinking to yourself kama alikuwekea mchele, ni kama ni yeye mwenyewe amemeza juu even after trying to wake her up, she remains stiff, while staring blankly at the ceiling. Ile excitement ya kushinda first half kwa Champions League final slowly fades as you press your index finger kwa artery ya shingo yake to confirm whether she’s still alive ama ameingia line ya judgement huko mbinguni. Your heart starts pounding as you picture yourself trending on DCI pages on X with the headline: “Ambitious Bandit kills an innocent youngin after an adventurous night!” You continue sweating profusely as you shake her unresponsive body. Several minutes later, she suddenly wakes up na anakuambia in very low tones umemsumbua bure; alikuwa ameweka alarm ya 5 a.m. aingie “Astral Projection” atembelee shangazi wake from her dad’s side kuchunguza kama alikuwa amewachimbia pork chini ndio wasiendelee. Lakini umefanya roho yake irudi mapema before she could conclude her investigations.

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John Bill
John Bill@Johnbill_ke·
@Makiadi_ Walai niliskia huwezi mwacha na dry spell, na ukifanya kazi mzuri anakataa urudi.😂 Na hivo ndio mwendo unaumaliza.
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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱
Guys, ata mambo ikiharibika aje, continue dating women of your own generation. Pombe inakudanganya, unaamua to calm your nerves na msichana wa Gen Z you met at the club. After a wild session, you black out kama umemeza kifunguo ya main door just in case aanze funny games deep into the night Unaamka the following morning, nyumba iko intact, and you start thinking to yourself kama alikuwekea mchele, ni kama ni yeye mwenyewe amemeza juu even after trying to wake her up, she remains stiff, while staring blankly at the ceiling. Ile excitement ya kushinda first half kwa Champions League final slowly fades as you press your index finger kwa artery ya shingo yake to confirm whether she’s still alive ama ameingia line ya judgement huko mbinguni. Your heart starts pounding as you picture yourself trending on DCI pages on X with the headline: “Ambitious Bandit kills an innocent youngin after an adventurous night!” You continue sweating profusely as you shake her unresponsive body. Several minutes later, she suddenly wakes up na anakuambia in very low tones umemsumbua bure; alikuwa ameweka alarm ya 5 a.m. aingie “Astral Projection” atembelee shangazi wake from her dad’s side kuchunguza kama alikuwa amewachimbia pork chini ndio wasiendelee. Lakini umefanya roho yake irudi mapema before she could conclude her investigations.
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PENTESTER@PavlovMunuango·
@creative_yua Someone once told me that a man knows the heading of a relationship within the first three months. Whether it will work or not.
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YUA@creative_yua·
I was at a wedding last year. A very beautiful and elaborate one. With a live band and a huge cake. At some point, I went outside to get fresh air. I found the groom standing alone by the gate. His jacket was off. His tie was loose. I said: "Bro, you're supposed to be inside. Wetin happen?" He looked up and smiled. Then he said: "Do you ever feel like you're doing something right and wrong at the same time?" I didn't know what to say. I was just silent. He straightened his jacket. Fixed his tie. And said: "Forget it. Let's go back in." Eight months later, I heard they were divorced. Now I keep thinking about that brief conversation at the wedding. He knew all along that things wouldn't work. Yet he went ahead. Now I keep wondering. What could he have realized about the lady? What could have gone wrong?
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PENTESTER@PavlovMunuango·
@lloydmashariki @kamauwaruhiu Because it's the best cheaper plastic to hold their chemical products. Is why they were not affected by the plastic banning laws.
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WARÚHIÚ
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
Timeline imejaa lawyers tweeting from a rongai bound matatu telling you to involve them in land purchases to avoid a marurui experience. 🤣🤣🤣 On the other side their cologues are busy defending land grabbers like ringtone poko and the other mca who looks like he is always in pain . Hii ni Kenya ndugu only god can save us.
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OJ@Iam_O_J·
@PavlovMunuango @Brayohki Hardware upgrade? Saying without saying that I need to buy a new laptop😅
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Young⁠@Brayohki·
if your laptop is missing vitu kama bluetooth, wifi and sometimes sound inamaanisa kuna drivers haziko installed. to fix this just press windows+R, then type cmd, enter then type driverquery/v, enter it will update all the drivers and fix all that
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Mashariki@lloydmashariki·
@kamauwaruhiu Mzee, off topic but still on matters legal. Mama mboga amekua akituekea mboga kwa karatasi za Ariel(ameosha lakini) for a while now. Does kanjo have the right to arrest her?
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Σαπαγιανός@Sapayian·
Nimechelewa kufika mtaa na over one hour juu I was watching turela ya 40ft that was stuck at a tight spot. Tumekaa hapo wanaume wengi hadi ikatoka
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Rèed@Ian_San254·
Best sex I ever had was from a luhya kienyeji. Nilijaribu kuvaa condom akaitoa mwenyewe na akaniambia nayo nayo. Man, every stroke was magical. Kila stroke ni climax on its own. So sad I could not walk with her kwa streets, bure I could've wifed her, no lie.
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PENTESTER@PavlovMunuango·
@nalianya95 @Brayohki Depending on machine you may have to hold on the function key (FN) if your volume controls ziko intergrated Na function keys
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PENTESTER@PavlovMunuango·
@Iam_O_J @Brayohki Clear cache, clear temp files. You might also need some hardware upgrades
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OJ@Iam_O_J·
@Brayohki My laptop is slow na inahung a lot. Internet is slow. Sometimes cursor haisongi na inanguruma kama electric jug inachemsha maji. Shida inaweza kuwa nini.
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Edwin Sifuna
Edwin Sifuna@edwinsifuna·
On this #LabourDay our message to the Kenyan Workers is simple. Hang in there. One more, Zakayo ashuke.
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Sholla Ard 🇰🇪
Sholla Ard 🇰🇪@sholard_mancity·
A Kenyan by the name Elias Wekesa has taken Safaricom to court, and every Kenyan should pay attention. He says Safaricom deactivated his line after it stayed inactive for a few months, then reassigned it to another person. When he tried using it again, he was met with a shock. The number was gone. Worse, he says he could no longer receive OTPs from his bank and other platforms tied to that number. This case matters because it touches every Kenyan. Because your phone number is no longer just a number. It is tied to your bank account. Your email. Your work accounts. Your private life. The moment that number is handed to someone else, the risks begin. OTPs can go elsewhere. Recovery codes can land in another person’s hands. Account alerts can reach a stranger. That person is not just holding a SIM card. They may be holding access to parts of your digital life. And if they have bad intentions, the damage can be immediate. And for families who have lost loved ones, it cuts even deeper. A parent’s number. A sibling’s number. A loved one’s number. One day, it holds memories. The next day, it belongs to a stranger. This is why Safaricom must be forced to create stronger safeguards before reassigning numbers. Because in today’s world, a phone number is not disposable. It is identity. And identity should never be reassigned without protection.
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Macharia Njanja
Macharia Njanja@njanja_dennis·
As a child, mostly us millennials that were brought up by the Mwai Kibaki Free Primary education in the early 2000s, did you ever figure out that your own future would be so bleak? Like did you ever imagine utasoma High School you get a good grade, then you proceed to uni you graduate with a First Class honours or a Second Upper or Lower honours then ukose job? To make the matters worse ushindwe ata kujilipia rent, kujilisha, leave alone kuanza familia. Not even a second in your life did you ever imagine such scenario could play out in your life huh? This has been caused by bad governance; corruption and embezzlement of public funds by these rogue leaders that don't care about us. That's why we are saying Ruto Must Go #RejectFuelPrices
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Felix@itsKipkirui·
@njanja_dennis what if dem badae akuje adeny hio verbal consent?
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Macharia Njanja
Macharia Njanja@njanja_dennis·
Tulikuwa park and chill jana with my Boyz and while chatting as we were sipping some whiskey 🥃, this heartbreaking story came up. It's so traumatizing and heartbreaking. Nevertheless, I told my Boyz that the law is very unforgiving and doesn't accept ignorance. My primary English teacher was called Juma. He was from the lake side, a tall dark man. He was so proficient at the language. A very sharp guy. He always told us that ignorance is so expensive. As such, any man and woman out there before you navigate their Strait of Hormuz, first make sure they're over 18 years. Itisha ata ID if needed be. Hapana cheza na 20 years for women and 35 years for men behind bar juu utakuwa umeisha. Imagine the depression and loneliness over there? Don't entertain ignorance on matters sex. Lastly, always ask for consent. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa and I hope the lady comes out soon some day.
Roderick@KyaloIntel

Meet Mercy Mwende from Sotik who sat for her KCSE in 2022 , Scored a C+and she's currently serving 20 years Jail term. After KCSE Exams Mercy was approached by a man on Facebook and ended up dating. They communicated for sometime time before meeting until one day Mercy and her friend went for a back to school photoshoot in Elburgon where he met the man for the 1st time. At the end of photo session, it was too late that Mercy and her friend couldn't get a Matatu to travel back home. Her boyfriend invited them for a sleepover in his house so that they can travel the following day. They accepted, went with the man home and enjoyed the night together. The following morning, the man woke up at around 5:30 AM and told them that he was leaving to Elburgon Town to help his mother in their hotel, he'll call them at the right time to leave the house. At around 6:30 AM, his shosh was already awake cleaning the compound. Shosh then called the man & she requested the grandma to open for them the door that was closed from outside. Shosh opened the door & raised alarm calling them thieves who were destroying a school boy. Her friend knocked Shosh & took off immediately. Mercy was arrested & taken to police station. The boy was brought to the police station in full school uniform and they were subjected to medical tests that confirmed indeed they did it. Her friend was later arrested too. They were charged with gang rapping and defilement. The families of the 2 girls tried their best to settle that case out of court and even gave Shosh 50k for being knocked down. Shosh then saw the opportunity to extort money from them. The mother of the boy didn't have a problem but shosh demanded too much. She demanded 100K & the 2 families agreed to give them. She later changed her mind & demanded 300k that her family couldn't afford. The court didn't find her friend guilty of both the offences & was sent Free. Mercy Mwende was found guilty of defilement & jailed for 20yrs.

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Conrad Kulo
Conrad Kulo@ConradKulo·
@dkmaraga Here is a 1 year old clip of William Ruto promising to put an end to abductions. If a man as old as him can fail to stop such a basic thing why would he even think of running for re-election in 2027? Skunks and their incompetent masters must all be shown the door.
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Keybzs
Keybzs@itsKibra·
Mpaka lab coat🥼 Mlikuwa serious hii Design? 😂😂😂💔
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PETER MUTETI
PETER MUTETI@Petermuteti22·
If you see this just repost and reply with hashtag #FreeMwabili
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I am Chege
I am Chege@_James041·
Comrade Mwabili Mwagodi was illegally arrested yesterday 15th February 2026 He's currently being held at the Lunga Lunga Police Station. If this post appears on your TL, reply with the hashtag #FreeMwabiliMwagodi #RutoMustGo
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PENTESTER@PavlovMunuango·
@cbs_ke Mzee amekatalia chini ya street light juu ya content badala afike nyumbani Kwanza...🤣🤣
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Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi
Don't buy them smartphones, you'll be seeing them trending... huyu Mtu ya Ingo amechoma mbaya 🤣😂😂 kanakwamba,na ilimrati.......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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