Patrick Burleson

Watching the Enron-era journalists come out of retirement for one last ride

To celebrate World Meditation Day, I’m going to record 5 mindful minutes and earn this special badge.

10 years at Apple today!

The #accessibility team at Apple has two new full time software engineering positions available: one for systems engineering and one focusing on Apple Vision Pro. Feel free to introduce yourself via DM with a CV if interested! note: These roles are in Cupertino, CA.

It’s Apple Event day!

Wheels up SJC🛫DFW!

It’s WWDC Keynote Day!

@avis what’s the point of providing my flight info if it’s not taken into account to update my expected arrival time? My flight was delayed by 2 hours and now instead of walking straight to a reserved car, I have to wait in line at the counter and hope I still have a car.

Wheels up DFW🛫SJC.

@ariivory @MarchMadnessWBB American Airlines center is a big ass place.

Tonight’s attendance: 19,288. Sold. Out. @MarchMadnessWBB

@asmallteapot I’m thinking this is a signal fault (or train operator fault missing a stop signal for the train). The street light is still yellow when the train makes contact. The lights in downtown Dallas change *long* before a train comes by. Any idea where this happened?

9 years at Apple today!

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 18 Jan 2008 (via @twi_age).

Hey folks - I have a new job opening up in Beaverton OR reporting to and working with me! If you’ve got mad UIKit/iOS developer skills, and are interested in building prototypes for creative workflows, I’d love to talk to you! jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/…

The best just got better! Meet MacBook Pro and Mac mini with the newest Apple silicon and more game-changing performance. From everyday productivity to the most demanding pro workflows, these new Macs continue to push the boundaries of what’s possible. apple.com/mac/

I love this acceptance speech.

Looking forward to this! Heard good things!

@GordonHughes Thank you Gordon! Right back at you!

Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣

@Inferis Nice coaster in the background.

My first own LEGO set. Including instructions. 😎