Phanuel M Chimoko

@tirvo_ Mauricio Pochettino

Name the football coach Very Difficult

@zenzele Hayibo? Definitely not suicidal but coordinated attack

Mali’s Defence Minister, General Sadio Camara, has reportedly been killed in a suicide car bomb attack at his residence in Kati. The blast comes amid coordinated assaults across the country, including in Bamako, Gao, Kidal and Sévar

@advocatemahere Good morning Advocate, where is the famous signature 'We need new leaders'

Good morning 5am club. Oppression does not always come with chains. Sometimes it comes with comfort. When people become comfortable inside injustice, they stop demanding change. That comfort becomes their cage.🌺

@Eternal65559 @manicaprincess Uzonya wena tribalist

@manicaprincess My beef with this lady is that she gave herself a Ndebele sounding stage name so that she could do the most shameful stuff and leave ppl with the impression that Ndebele ladies are hoes. 🤮🤮🤮 She could have chosen a Shona name since she is Shona and lives in mashonaland.

Where is Beverly Sibanda?

@adv_fulcrum 😂😂😂😂😂 my advocate is angry!

Yesterday afternoon I was sitting at home after church thinking, “Great, Zimbabwe gets to rest today; its troublemakers are at church worshipping God in the manner they deem best.” My children were attending a church camp and there I was believing they were having a good time with the Lord. I was at peace for once—a rarity. A few minutes later I found out Kuda Tagwirei— who has nothing to do with the children’s department in my church — was at their camp, addressing my kids, having been smuggled in by a compromised, devil worshipping, greedy for filthy lucre bottom feeding leadership which has lost all sense of common decency and shame. I hear he was the GUEST OF HONOUR, whatever nonsense that is. These guys have no qualms about donating the innocence of our children to an unprincipled politician who is happy to make the church his primary political constituency. (We now know that a few hours later he was addressing AFM Youths at their own gathering. All political posturing being enabled by churches) There is need for these churches to be dealt with politically. They are playing politics and must be content with a political response. On my part, whoever took the decision to expose my children to this impurity will face my punishment before the year ends. It’s deeply personal. This no longer has anything to do with worship. Bloody Illuminati.

🚨 Historical decision by Union Berlin as German club appoint Marie-Louise Eta as their head coach until June. Union lost at Heidenheim, sacked the head coach Steffen Baumgart and put Marie-Louise Eta in charge until the end of the season. Ets becomes the first female head coach in the history of men’s Bundesliga.

@zeusblxckthe1st But the Toyota driver is just following exactly where other cars have already made a way

Anyone who said a Raptor is better than a Hilux, here you go then??🤔

A Zimbabwean Ndebele chief from Nkayi, Chief Dakamela received a virgin royal wife as a gift from the Ndebele Manala-Mgibe Royal Family of Mpumalanga province in South Africa.

@sparkliin But twerking or Real Madrid rather than criticizing the wrongs you see in Chelsea is nothing to be proud of. Its disrespect to your club to kiss a badge of another team

In times of trouble, there has to be that one person who is not afraid to take the fall for the good of the team. Enzo Fernandez has decided to be that person. There is no better way to prove your love for a club you love with all your heart. Crucify him all you want, but a message has been sent. I adore you, Enzo.

@FabrizioRomano Enzo can go to hell for all we care, We are struggling as a club and then he twerks for Real Madrid instead of suggesting for solutions like Cucurella, he needs to go he is not bigger than the club

🚨 Enzo Fernández will be left OUT of next two games by Chelsea after his recent quotes on future, Madrid and more. “Enzo will NOT play tomorrow and against Man City. I have no bad words for him but a line was crossed and we had to SANCTION Enzo”, says Liam Rosenior.

@Brytmada @DougColtart @AlickMacheso Just shut up if you dont have anything better to say, how does behaviour determine one's nationality, iwe zvauri dzenga takambokuramba here kuZim

@DougColtart @AlickMacheso Dancing doesn't make u a citizen. Your behaviour has to be a key factor

And to all those who say that I am not Zimbabwean because of the colour of my skin, may you find healing for the hate in your hearts. I don't hate you back. And I challenge you to a dance off!!!🕺😂 Name the time and place. @AlickMacheso please provide the music.🎶🇿🇼🖤🤎💛💚

@nelsonchamisa Zvapasina constitution to talk about, you would rather sit back and watch with all the privileged position you occupied in the opposition ranks🤔, Im sure MRT is turning with shame in his grave, ko taionei ko pese apa vakomana, what a dissappontment you turned out to be

Without freedom of speech, there is no constitution to talk about. Good night.

@SkySportsPL Thank you Cucurella

Marc Cucurella speaking in an interview with The Athletic about Chelsea's transfer strategy 💬

@YoungGun8140 Wow, I watched every second of it, well done my brother, leadership is in you naturally

I’d give this man a job immediately because this demonstrates leadership and initiative. I love how everyone just listens and obeys him.

Tinotenda Vana VeMuAfrica

Do you ever get angry when you have to call in somewhere where it's automated and you end up yelling at the phone "CUSTOMER SERVICE!"? And the automated service is always like, I'm sorry I didn't understand and you have to start all over, yelling again. No, just me? 😂

@KMutisi @drjaytee87 @LynneStactia @mawarirej @BitiTendai Once this idiot post in favour of you, then you must know you are on the wrong side of history

Chamisa reminds @drjaytee87 , @LynneStactia, @mawarirej & @BitiTendai that they are embarking on a stupid fight… Every smart Zimbabwean supports the Constitution Amendment Bill… This is FOR ALL of us!

@Mishi_2210 Its the couple that went for a picnic, so its 2 persons

@LynneStactia @wicknellchivayo No Sonja is denying Wicknell access to kids, and that is a big issue for is men, and its very wrong

Dear Weak-Nail @wicknellchivayo, withdraw your stance on your ex-wife and settle things privately amicably. It’s not worth the public embarrassment. Ndini handzvadzi yako Lynne- ndatenda 🙏🏽

Rest in peace Mary Anne Trump. You are one of the most honest people I know.