JayDub

WAIT. I’ve been asking EVERY WEEK for years what happened to the $1.2 TRILLION Congress gave @PeteButtigieg for infrastructure. Guess what? It wasn’t $1.2T… it was $2 TRILLION. How the F does 133 nuclear aircraft carriers worth of 💰 just vanish?? @FBIDirectorKash why isn’t Pete in jail?!?

This is your monthly reminder that congress gave @PeteButtigieg $2 TRILLION to fix infrastructure and nobody knows where the money all went. That’s 135 nuclear aircraft carriers worth of cash. Poof.

Alleged leaked audio recording of Canadian PM Mark Carney about Net Zero, "We're gonna make a lot of money off of this."

I don't ever want a boring President again

Democrats are smuggling phones into ICE facilities so detainees can contact cartel handlers. This is what they mean when they complain about being denied access to ICE detention centers to “conduct oversight.”

Oh look the thing we warned about 5 years ago and got banned for saying it was true all along

@Breaking911 She eyes him hardcore there lol

🔥Japanese Prime Minister Takaichi Sanae: "I firmly believe that it is only you, Donald, who can achieve peace across the world. To do so, I am ready to reach out to many of the partners in the international community to achieve our objective together."

I didn't hear Dems complaining with Biden wanted to track everybody's bank transactions for $600 or more.

An immigrant could rape your daughter and would get less time than that

@LeighWolf They conveniently forget all the facts. Literally…every. Single. Time.

The number of libs who don’t know the CA high speed rail was supposed to be completed in 2020 for $33 billion is staggering.

Turns out, Zohran Mamdani’s wife is racist, homophobic, antisemitic, anti-white, and loves suicide bombers. The Progressive Caucus has not said a word. Weird.

Greta Thunberg in 2023: If we don't end fossil fuels, it will be a "death sentence." Greta Thunberg in 2026: President Trump must allow oil imports to Cuba. I guess the "climate crisis" has negotiable deadlines.

They used to delete your accounts for saying this

@Chesschick01 Samesies

Never got my kids vaccinated, was called a grandma killer for it.... worth it.

So the birth control pill was given out like candy to every female millennial at age 15 and now IVF is a 50 billion dollar industry. Must be a coincidence.

🧾 Receipts: Ilhan Omar’s original last name was Elmi before it was changed. This evidence was available, but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate. Her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, and their father, Nur Said Elmi (also known as Nur Omar), used multiple names across different countries. Part of the family fled to the United Kingdom, while Ilhan Omar and others entered the United States under their father’s assumed name, “Omar.” These name changes and split identities were used to conceal the father’s true war crimes and identity. Marriage details: • Groom: Ahmed Nur Said Elmi • Bride: Ilhan Abdullahi Omar (real name Ilhan Elmi) Extradition? @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov @WhiteHouse

One side in the Iran conflict has: F-35s, Palantir, and the entire GCC now hating Iran The other side has: A bizarre coalition of DEI gay race communists, middle-aged burnout bro vets, and Columbia University I'm betting on side 1

When Pete Hegseth was going through is confirmation hearing, Elizabeth Warren wrote an entire letter about how his "Deus Vult" tattoo made him "a right wing extremist" unfit for service. She just endorsed the guy with the Nazi tattoo.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.