Teenage Perkbag baybee

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Teenage Perkbag baybee

Teenage Perkbag baybee

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Teenage Perkbag baybee
Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
Free 🎞️ treatment: Wesley Snipes plays self like JCVD, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Broke, reluctantly attends 30yr screening/panel of TWF,TfE!JN. Attacked by right wing terrorists. He has to go Passenger 57 and save the day, realizes conflict makes us pick a side.
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Sunk Cost Pharisee@Liamjsm·
What’s the coolest professional surname (cooper, mason, smith etc)?
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Tenobrus@tenobrus·
just came across a guy who's been tweeting semiactively since 2007 and still has 106 followers. how does that fuckin happen man
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Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
@ManishEarth Similarly there’s a racist urban legend about a girl named “Le-a” pronounced “Ledasha” where the punchline is her mom saying “the dash don’t be silent,” an incorrect use of the AAVE habitual copula. This part escapes commentary in its Snopes article snopes.com/fact-check/le-…
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Manish@ManishEarth·
random language observation here: the interviewer says "I've been knowing you guys" (as opposed to "I been knowing you guys") which I *think* is "incorrect" AAVE
Zoomer 🧢@Doomerzoomer

< Be Delve < Two ambitious MIT freshmen < Meet in your first week < Bond over AI and health tech < Try to start an AI-based medical scribe to automate clinical note-taking < Realize how complicated compliance is < Pivot to solving compliance instead < Watch ChatGPT launch and realize AI and compliance will be huge < Drop out in 2023 and move to sf and start Delve < AI agents that automate SOC 2, HIPAA, ISO, GDPR < Goal to automate evidence, policies, reports, monitoring < Get into YC W24 < Ship the product (arguably too fast lol) < Hit 1,000+ customers in 50+ countries < Help AI startups close nine-figure deals < Raise $3M seed < Raise $32M Series A @ $300M valuation < Become Forbes 30 Under 30 (the signs were there) < Call yourself "the AI-native Vanta killer" < Scale fast, hire aggressively, close big logos < Live the 100m+ "on paper" founder dream < Think you're gonna speedrun becoming billionaires in your 20s < Get a (digital) bomb dropped on you < DeepDelver Substack drops nuclear allegations < Leaked Google Sheets expose everything < Turns our you were faking all the compliance shit < Turns out compliance takes long for a reason (to stop fraud) < Turns out you pre-filled passing results before clients onboarded < 99.8% identical copy-paste templates with the same errors (retards) < Fabricated evidence like fake board meetings and pentests < Indian certification mills through US shell companies (jesus christ) < Accused of forking your fellow YC founder's open-source SimStudio as your own “Pathways” product < Whistleblower leaks Slack messages and screenshots (he's a real one) < Customers panic < Partners ghost you < Investors are shitting their pants < Big logos distance themselves < YC quietly delists you < Twitter drags you like Cersei in Game of Thrones < You are the biggest compliance scandal of 2026 < Delve founders drop an apology video < “We grew too fast and fell short of our standards” < Takes zero responsibility < Blames a targeted cyberattack by a malicious actor < Offers free re-audits and full transparency (like anyone's gonna trust you again) < Doubles down: “Delve is not going anywhere” < From MIT dorm to $300M valuation to massive scandal (to bankruptcy?) < All in

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Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
@colpooptaint @hostisromae @architectfutaba The thing about the unmanned missions is you don’t need to do any of the return trip. The blastoff from the moon, intercept with orbiting command module, and return to earth was so much more than getting a probe to Venus or Mars. I say this as a homer for the USSR space program!
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architect futaba@architectfutaba·
considering whitey is going to the moon again, i feel it pertinent to remind everyone that the USSR did everything the US has ever done, but in the 60s, as well as being the only human nation in history to land on and take pictures of venus, which they did in the 70s
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Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
@lovroskolacic @trupiecie She discovered and named Polonium after her then-partitioned homeland. If she were French she would have called it Francium, which was discovered by famous French woman scientist (and her student!) Marguerite Perey! I hope Perey was on the slideshow at least.
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taška@lovroskolacic·
@trupiecie juz wystarczy ze bylam na wieczorze kulurowym gdzie erasmusi z francji zrobili o swoim kraju prezkę i wymienili 'marie curie' jako znaną francuzkę😃😃 znajome musiały mnie tzrymać bym na nich nie skoczyla
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taška@lovroskolacic·
the tension in the class when im the only polish person in an entirely french group and i mention a polish chemistry & physics nobel prize winner maria skłodowska
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Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
@JoeyRedner @NickStillHere FWIW on openpowerlifting filtering for Raw+Wraps Women Sort by Bench 225 is a hundreds-way tie for 4,372th place and 225.97 (102.5kg) is a ~600-way tie for 3,760th (with the likes of Bev Francis!!) Add drug testing and the places are 2,801 and 2,360. It’s extremely rare!
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Joey Redner🧢
Joey Redner🧢@JoeyRedner·
@NickStillHere In powerlifting gyms they are and for the best of the best women, 225 lbs is trivial. But yeah your regular gym going woman isn't anywhere near 225 lbs. But I would submit the gap between amateur lifter PR and competitive lifter PR is bigger for women than for men.
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Slick@NickStillHere·
No they aren't lmaoooo
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Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
@toomuchistrue I contend that ever since the invention of neo-classical architecture it’s always been a larp that turned real.
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david c. porter (read NTTN)
david c. porter (read NTTN)@toomuchistrue·
the official white house account posting spooky analog horror ARG shit is actually really clarifying as to what it is that feels so surreal about life in america now: it's that it's like a LARP that's somehow become actual real life
The White House@WhiteHouse

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Emily@writerofscratch·
Reading an academic book about emoji-use in digital activism. Author talks about the use of the rainbow emoji and the white flag emoji separately, seemingly not realizing they were looking at their data through a platform that simply doesn't support the 🏳️‍🌈 emoji...
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Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
@ryanmcj @suzania As with almost anything in English, the noun is Germanic and the adjective meaning “related to that thing” is Latinate and sounds nothing like the noun. In the case of Easter, it’s “Paschal.” See also cat/feline, wolf/lupine, fox/vulpine etc.
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Ryan Jackson@ryanmcj·
@suzania Rebranding to Pascha in English is not a crazy idea...
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Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
@Degen_CPA @bishara I know you must know better but I have to point out to your followers that this squat is not getting a single white light in any federation.
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Andrew@DrewVento·
@bishara A low bar back squat, if you put the bar further down your back, you can lift slightly more weight. Powerlifters do this version for competitions and I hate it tbh
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Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
@tritlo @SandyofCthulhu There were a few guys with classic Model A Fords in my old town. I wanted them to get one of those stickers because in one case the car was actually older than Ford’s The Dearborn Independent publishing “The International Jew” but it’s a pretty niche joke.
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Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️@tritlo·
@SandyofCthulhu i mean it was literally founded by Hitler my favorite gag for a while was to imagine “I bought this before I knew he was a Nazi” bumper stickers on VWs instead of Teslas lmao
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Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
VW halted its still-limited civilian production with the onset of WW2. The entire Nazi economic system was that civilian enterprises were forcibly enslaved to government control. You know, like in China, Brazil, and New York City. When I hear, say, French leaders say things like, "Government should have a seat at the table with industry" it sends chills through my soul because that's the precise definition of fascism. At least economically.
Khan Noonien Singh@wtfcetialpha5

GM!

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Teenage Perkbag baybee@perkee·
@tritlo @theany90 This advice just does not seem widely applicable to the laptop buying public. It made sense because you have an always on computer somewhere else. What do you do on the plane?
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Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️
Matti Palli 🧙‍♂️@tritlo·
we went from “nobody codes on their phone” to everyone getting a repackaged iphone with a bigger screen and keyboard 3 days later. pro tip: you can just buy a keyboard and screen and use your phone
.@theany90

you are not coding on your phone. no body codes in their phone. there lots of GUI server management tools. most of them available for free as source available or open source. if you really need access to terminal you just hit ssh and run your commands. but whatever you achieve with TUI is absolutely achievable via GUI if you set them up. and you don't need to expose those tools to whole internet. use vpn.

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