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@SmokeyD_Tector @smitty300 @Slatzism Literally the youngest sibling stereotype

@smitty300 @Slatzism What does this make Christians

endlessly fascinated by the idea of there being a religion that assumes that God is literally fucking retarded

i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”

Love to touch computer all day for money

It’s a cigarette lighter in my computer so I can blaze

Zoomers, and late millennials, were raised in a birdcage of optimization. Their childhoods resembled job training, not adolescence. Parental surveillance, beginning far before but accelerated by smartphones, is the main driver. 🧵

disney: we’re in a creative rut, i guess ghibli: we cannot restrain this old man from directing another beautiful film about grief featuring the freakiest little guys

We will not let it gaslight us. We will press on.🫡

@PopCrave Shrocs are real?!? 🤔

@andrewmccalip We are so back

Meissner effect or bust: Day 8.5 We made the rocks

was really sick this weekend and thought about making this and somehow it worked way better than what i imagined in my fever dream

come to my stew hangout in bushwick tonight!

As a self-education project during lockdown I wanted to see if I could mimic a brand’s advertising style Anyway, I made this, happy birthday Grimace or whatever

does anyone want to play outside after work

good news guys…. (1/2)

Taking her to my favorite spot on the first date: Here it is! Halal cart guy: There he is! Good day boss, same as usual? Me, beaming with pride: Yes 🙂 (looking over at her expectantly) Her: 😕 Me: Did you hear? I’m the boss Her: I heard. Halal guy: This is not Love, boss

WHO MADE THIS

I walked forty minutes through hailing rain to see this plaque in Toronto and it was so extremely worth it

Shirts for me and my son 😅 no one gets it but that’s okay.