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hold up.
elon massively overpays for Twitter, after tanking tesla’s stock via selling in the open market for months - right before a tech bear market
twitter is knee-high in shit (debt), so he makes up a lie about bots to boost subscriptions etc
all advertisers leave the platform, dropping revenues while interest eats up whatever is left of the profits
he then creates a fake AI startup out of nowhere, raises billions in months
then he acquires the failed Twitter company with the fake AI startup
years worth of lying about FSD progress is catching up, and tesla’s market cap goes nowhere for five years as a result.
in 2024, tesla tanks toward multi-year lows - until he makes a new lie: a new compact car
stock rallies. he bets the farm on helping trump win the election
he crashes out on christmas ranting about H1B’s - tesla’s stock crashes for months thereafter, as DOGE also fails to do anything useful. still no FSD.
but wait - let’s have a car drive itself to a customer. then, let’s release 1 robotaxi in austin and say we’ll scale to 50% of the population by the end of the year. that’ll help buy some time.
he then looks at spacex, which only does a few billion in revenue and has an idea:
data centers in space bro. bc space is cold af! and unlimited free energy!
he has spacex acquire his fake ai startup and prepare it for IPO in record speed amidst peak AI euphoria.
“we can ipo this shit for $2T and then buy tesla so i can have my target % ownership. i just wont scale robotaxis or optimus until spacex is ready to acquire it”
-master plan 5
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