Peter Halpin

@BBCRadio4 The Shopping Forecast #Christmas #shopping #comedysketch #audiocomedy #radio4 #theshippingforecast

@mrmarkdolan Sorry Mark but it's not. Anyone calling for a re-run of the GE now but voted Tory at any point in the last 5 years needs their brains thoroughly checked.

OMG acting legend Michael Caine backs the petition. I think that’s what’s called a tipping point 🤩

I wonder how many people who signed the #petition for a re-run of the #GeneralElection continued voting Tory over the past decade, despite all their horrendous errors, lies (inc to the Queen), deceit & hypocrisy. 🤔🤔 #starmer #conservatives #labour #uk

#trump instagram.com/reel/DCbhZ92q0…

#Trump has been accused of having poor taste in his choice of decor and soft furnishings... But have you seen his #cabinet??

One day I want to be as good at hiding as tiny shards of broken glass from two weeks ago.

#America, why have you voted for proven unpredictability, danger, aggression and discrimination to the point of criminality to lead your country? Your other option was one of intelligence, fairness, progress and improvement. But you rejected all that. Again, why?

Pay more with @nectar at @sainsburys 😂💰

@brendanactingup I'm assuming you'd like at least 1 of the 2 parts to be for a male not unlike Brendan Purcell. Does the other role have any requirements?

@peterhalpin Absolutely

Can anyone help? Looking for two hander scenes for script breakdown/acting exercises/auditions/potential showreels Any genre welcome, just GOOD writing.

@sarahlmorgan Hello. I'm studying a Masters in Comedy Writing and would love to interview you very quickly for an essay. 1 hour max, just on Zoom/Teams. Is that possible in the next 2-3 weeks? 😬🤞🏻🙏🏼 I hope you don't hate emojis.

Playing kids' #Scrabble with my son and thought he was crudely telling me he couldn't make a word. Turns out he was reading me his letters: "Daddy, I've got fuccoal".

This turn-yourselves-into-Pixar-characters thing removed our son from existence. How does technology know what we're really thinking...?!

@iDanielPeak Hello. I'm studying a Masters in Comedy Writing and would love to interview you very quickly for an essay. 1 hour max, just on Zoom/Teams. Is that possible in the next 2-3 weeks? 😬🤞🏻🙏🏼 I hope you don't hate emojis.

@Neutrogena Please employ at least 1 person who understands grammar. This should read "96% noticed fewer new spots", not less.

@Nigel_Farage Whereas you just want to take basic human rights, peace and safety away from anyone with higher levels of melatonin than you. You're a disgrace to humanity, Farage.

This afternoon Labour will vote to take away winter fuel payments from WW2 veterans. This is a disgrace.

Good start by Farage. Late, intimidating, and childish. 🙄 Starting as he means to go on...? #ReformUK #FeebleFarage

@easyjet Look at the time on the screenshot and the time I'm posting this. We're all still in the terminal, with no announcements to update us. You honestly think we'll be taking-off in 4mins??

@__A1fie__ Classic. A man judges a woman by her clothes instead of her character or anything else respectful that actually matters. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ (No, I didn't vote Labour, before anyone jumps to that)

And here is the deputy Prime Minister… I’m sorry, but look at the state of it!! 🙄🙄🙄

@Mofoman360 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 No.

After hearing what Nigel Farage had to say in Merthyr Tydfil and the launch of the contract with the people are you going to vote for Reform UK 🇬🇧 Yes or No?